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Luna: YAY REVIEWS! Okay, sorry about my bad grammar and spelling…I was in a rush to write the first chapter BUT I will try harder not to mess up. Anyway, here's Chapter 2!
Chapter 2: Rescue Luis!

Ada was bored. So she restored to reading some conviently placed books in 'The Big Cheese's' house. That's when her Codec bleeped.

" Ada, we have a problem," said Wesker, " It seems Saddler has captured Luis. He's no use to us dead, we need the sample. Go, save him."
" That Spaniard? Pssh. And I thought I was high maintained." she commented.

"…Are you racist?"

" No…"

" Are you going to call me a Brit now and say 'bloody' every other word?"
"…No."

" Maybe I should ask you if you'd like egg rolls with that?"

"…Okay, I get it-"

" And then I'll accuse you of not being able to drive a car-"

" Alright! I GET IT! I'll go save the Spaniard's brown ass now! Which is neither hot or tight!"

Ada quickly hung up before Wesker could further lecture her on the wrongs of discrimination. She took another look at the book shelf and sighed, " I wish I could read more of these…"
" That's right Ada. When one's in a village with infected psychos, go ahead and READ." I said, dryly.

Suddenly, the Reading Rainbow background music played.

Ada drew her Black Tail and said, " Show yourself!"
"…Sorry. Can't."
Ada stood her position for several seconds, gun aimed. Then she shook it off and walked right into the Merchant.

" Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!" announced the Merchant.

" Didn't I kill you?" asked Ada, stoic.

The Merchant blinked.

" No, that must've been Merchant #324."

" Oh…"

Ada had enough shiny things to buy herself a Semi-Auto-matic Sniper Rifle. Just think, if Leon moved his ass, his hot, tight ass; a little faster, think of all the awesome weapons he could of bought.

" Thank you! Come back, anytime!" he chirped.
" And why would I want to do that?" she asked.

" Geez, stranger. Do you have to question everything?"
Ada didn't like back talk. So she fired a warning shot. Into his head. And she found that she still couldn't frisk his corspe- hey! Wait til I'm done with the sentence before you start thinking that! Let's start again…She found that she still couldn't frisk his corpse for any weapons.

So Ada quickly explored the rest of the house, and found herself in a kitchen. Whether it be curiosity, stupidity, or both; she opened the oven. Low and behold, a trapped chicken was in there that ambushed Ada. Startled, she shot it. Dead chicken.

Ada, who's breakfast was stereotypical of egg rolls and rice; was contemplating deep frying the chicken. But then she saw the golden egg it left behind. Ravenous, she ate it. Whole. With out choking. I guess you could call it a talent…?

Stomach filled with magical golden egg, she explored more of the house.

" WAMAPKSAOPK!" screamed a Ganado. Or the English translation : " OMGBBQ THERES SOME WOMAN IN A RED DRESS THAT KILLED BARNEY! GET HER!"

Barney, for those un informed; was the chicken Ada had shot. So the Chainsaw guy and regular; run of the mill Ganado busted down the doors in an attempt to avenge their beloved chicken.

But Ada had Ghetto Shotgun, and proceeded to bust caps in everyone's asses. Sadly, Barney wasn't avenged. Ahh…Cruel fate.

Ada ran all the way to the farm when she was attacked by Grandpa Ganado. As in the one with the glasses. They swarmed, she shot them as they put their hands up against their faces to protect themselves. That's right, your hands will stop steaming lead from leaving a hole in your head. Not like it'll pass through it or anything.

All the Ganados dead, Ada was bored. She could be reading now, but noooo. She had to find the stupid Spaniard. Remembering why she was here, she took out a lock of Leon's hair from her pocket and inhaled deeply; the musky scent of Herbal Essence lingering in her nostrils. I think I speak for all when I say 'creepy'. And yes, he used Herbal Essence. How else do you think he got his hair so soft and shiny?

Refreshed, Leon's serial stalker marched onward. All the way to some collapsing huts. Ganados that had found the fun of fire works saw her approach.

" Tsk, tsk. didn't your momma ever tell you not to play with fire?" asked Ada.

" But their sparklers!" cried one Ganado, " Here! Look!"
The Ganado threw it at her, and Ada ducked and rolled. She expected an explosion and entrails confetti. She got neither. Ada looked at the stick, and it indeed was a sparkler. Shiny and white.

" You IDIOT!" screamed another Ganado, " That's a SPARKLER! It isn't dynamite! OH Plaga!"

" But it was…shiny." said the previous Ganado.

Before the more rational Ganado could comment, Ada shot them both; dead. Bored again, she went into another crappy hut. When Leon and Luis were carried out, both knocked out; by some Ganados.

Sighing, Ada realized if she just stood at the mansion, reading, like her lazy ass wanted to; they could've showed up anyway.

Nothing worth mentioning happened until Ada returned to the village. There she spotted a Ganado. Wearing Leon's jacket. THE jacket.

" You! Where did you get that!" cried Ada, pissed, " Do you know how much he loves that jacket ever since the president gave it to him when he conned him into this whole conspiracy ridden, suicide mission!"

The Jacket wearing Ganado, Don Perdo; blinked at Ada's outrage.

She shot him with extreme prejudice until the jacket thief was dead.

Ada left to get Leon…and that Spanish dude. She reached the mansion and peered into the window, eavesdropping.

" Hey, we seriously got some Americano to pay 500 bucks for that jacket?" asked Ganado number 1.

" Damn right! Some…Alfred guy." replied the 2nd one.

" But where is the jacket?"

" Don Perdo said he was gonna take it out for a test drive before he sold it."
" WHAT?"
Ada's Leon senses were tingling as she witnessed him at the window. Being choked by the " Big Cheese". Again.

Ada, being the supportive, stalker girlfriend that she is; fired rounds into Cheese's back. He let go of Leon and jumped out the window after her. Ada was cornered, and suddenly shot by an arrow.

"…Leon…"

Was her last words as her world went blank.

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