disclaimer I do not own Fruits Basket, can't even rent it at the video store around here :(

A/N: This is just a fun, slightly perverted one shot.

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Black bag (check)

Stethoscope (check)

1 box tongue depressors (check)

latex gloves (check)

thermometers (check)

k-y jelly (check)

2 rolls gauze bandages (check)

cotton swabs (check)

throat lozenges (check)

medicine /vodka and schnapps/ (check)

lab coat /'Tori will be wearing one/ (check)

2 nurse uniforms (check)

jelly buns (check)

canned frosting (check)

candles (check)

finger puppets (check)

helium balloons (check)

cigarettes and matches (check)

Ayame: 'I hope I haven't forgotten anything'

"Ok Mine, close up the shop. We're off to go play doctor."

'This is going to be 'Gure's best birthday yet. Even better than last year's ice cream and kokigami bash.'