Tales of Symphonia, idiot seraphim tres.

Disclaimer.

First off, I don't own Tales of Symphonia, or the characters. This counts for all chapters to come.

Secondly, this story is a bit alternate universed, since it diverts from the original ending. If you want more insight on how it diverts, read the previous Idiot seraphim fics.

Thirdly, I suppose the characters are a bit out of character. This always happens when I write a fanfic. There are some who find my view of characters refreshing. Others yell at me for it. But don't worry. I'll try to keep your image of them intact.

Fourthly, this fic supports the couplings of KratosxYuan, LloydxZelos and MithosxGenis. If you can't stand the couplings, don't take it out on the reviews. M'kay? This story was written for the sake of comedy and fangirling.

Furthermore, I want to apologise to all the YuanxMartel shippers. I'm really very sorry.

Fifthly, it never hurts to leave a review! And it makes me very happy! So… if you have time… (hint hint)


Prologue.

For everyone who suffers from short term memory loss, and for everyone who is just too lazy to read an extra thirty minutes, I shall recap the events of Idiot seraphim in this prologue.

It all started off when the guys of Cruxis hired Zelos to be the fourth seraphim. Zelos agreed, and was dragged off to Vinheim the second, where he could live from now on. After a rowdy party at Lloyd's place, Zelos awoke next to the birthday boy. The guys from Cruxis ofcourse, knew all along he was gay. Zelos still denied it, and tried to find distraction in Cruxis's radical actions against discrimination. When he faced certain death however, he admitted that he is in fact gay. Later on, when everyone was celebrating Mithos's four thousand and thirteenth birthday in Flanoir, he admitted to Lloyd that he may have feelings for him. And so, two years later, Zelos proposed to him. Lloyd accepted. But then the boy went missing. Zelos, Kratos, Yuan and Mithos embarked on a quest to find him. After being dragged around the entire united world, they found out that Lloyd had been kidnapped by none other than Colette Brunel. The girl wanted revenge, because Lloyd had used the Kharlan tree to start his Mana company. The company that supplies mana throughout the world, without exhausting the tree too much. Colette demanded half of the company, but Lloyd refused to budge. After a fight against Forcystus, who had been forced to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair after the Iselia ranch incident, the guys managed to free Lloyd in time for the wedding. As there were no objections, since Colette had lost her voice again, the two got happily married. A year passed. But now, a new threat lies on the horizon.