I cannae spoilae thae storae.

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It was a beautiful morning.

Okay, I lied. It was stormy and cold. But either way, you don't expect to wake up to someone playing the organ. Birds chirping, or thunder and lightning, but not organ music. Unless you're Scooby Doo or the Addams family. If you're part of the Sohma family, it's considered strange. Especially since the Sohma's don't have an organ.

With this in mind, Kyo, Yuki, and Tohru left their rooms and met in the hallway. Since the power was out, Yuki was carrying a flashlight and Kyo was carrying a candle. Tohru wasn't carrying anything, but that was probably for the best, since she would probably drop it and set something on fire, in the state she was in. She looked like something you would find in a zombie movie, except no self respecting zombie would wear pink pajamas covered in strawberries. Kyo was afraid she might suddenly keel over. Yuki was afraid they'd never get the drool stains out of the carpet.

But I digress.

"Okay, who's playing an organ at three in the morning? Is it you, ya damn rat?"

"Since I'm standing right here and the music is still going, no, I'm not, you idiotic cat."

"Don't call me that. Okay, since you're not doing it, and I'm not doing it, and Tohru's definitely not doing it, that leaves… Shigure!"

"Brilliant observation."

Kyo ignored the sarcasm in Yuki's voice and crept towards Shigure's room. Yuki shrugged and dragged Tohru along with him.

As they sneaked down the hall, the organ music became louder. It was the kind of music that you hear on TV shows trying to parody old horror movies. Finally, they reached Shigure's room. Kyo turned and addressed Yuki. "Okay, on the count of three, I'm gonna bust down the door. Stay behind me, and keep Tohru covered."

Yuki raised an eyebrow. "Kyo, this is Shigure's room in our own home, not a mob boss' room in an action film. We just need to walk in and ask what's going on."

Kyo sighed and rolled his eyes. "Haven't you ever heard of the element of surprise?"

"Then shouldn't we be crawling in through a window or something?"

Kyo shook his head. "Nah, this way is a lot more surprising."

Yuki gave in. There was no reasoning with Kyo when he made up his mind. Yuki sheltered Tohru, who had fallen back asleep, and Kyo kicked down the door. This was pretty easy to do, since Shigure hasn't of yet invested in a good solid oak door. He really should, considering what happens to all his other doors.

What met their eyes was a scene so horrible, so gruesome, so sick-and-wrong that Yuki went pale as a sheet, Kyo fainted, and Tohru, although sound asleep, started whimpering.

SHIGURE AND HARU WERE MAKING OUT!

No, no, I'm kidding. Oh, stop looking so glum, you rabid fangirls. Usually, I wouldn't mind you, but really, Shigure and Haru? Ew. Much ew. In reality, Kyo didn't faint, Yuki was his normal complexion, and Tohru was still out like a light. But Yuki and Kyo did look a bit weirded out by what they did see.

Then what did they see?

Well…

You're gonna have to wait till the next chapter! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wait, what are you doing with that staple gun? No, wait, stop! Nooooo!

to be continued…

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Author's Note: I had so much fun writing this. Its one of my favorites. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go locate my painkillers.

Read and review, please!

Edit: I've fixed a few things in the flow of the story to hopefully help it read a bit better, and I've changed/removed some of the obscure terminology so people who aren't quite as enamored with fanfiction in general can understand easily what I'm talking about.