Blowing smoke

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O'Neill was walking through the corridors of Stargate command intent on heading to his on base living quarters for a cold beer and a Simpson's marathon, when he noticed faint tendrils of smoke coming from the bottom of the door to Teal'c's quarters. Knowing that the large Jaffa neither smoked nor drank, he was concerned that the room was on fire, due to the many scented candles that he kept lit during his daily Kelno'reem sessions.

O'Neill rammed his shoulder against the door and fell into Teal'c's room, as he looked up he saw his friend sitting in his traditional Indian position with his dark eyes closed; the black eye shadow he wore making his eyelids seem almost hollow. O'Neill saw that there was smoke coming out of the pouch in the Jaffa's lower abdomen, where his larval Goa'uld lived. Teal'c only just became aware of his presence.

"O'Neill, for what reason have you seen fit to interrupt my Kelno'reem?" asked the Jaffa while raising his signature right eyebrow.

"Umm…T, why do you have smoke coming from junior's pouch?" Replied O'Neill.

Teal'c looked down at the smoke rising from his belly, then back up at his human friend.

"It would appear O'Neill, that my symbiote has developed a liking for the Tauri plant Cannabis"

To O'Neill's amazement and disgust the larval Goa'uld poked its snake like head out of it's pouch and smiled dazingly at him. (Try imagining one of those things grinning!) in it's four mandibles it held a symbiote sized joint. Teal'c merely nodded at his friend and resumed his meditation.

O'Neill backed out of the room and quietly closed the door…he would never look the same at one of those snake's again…apart from Apophis who during his stay on earth had consumed vast amounts of the plant to stop the pain of dying.

The end.

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