SoRrY fOr ThE lOnG wAiT! i Do NoT hAvE iNtErNeT! mY bOyFrIeNds BeInG sUpEr CoOl AnD lEtTiNg Me UsE hIs!

By ThE wAy... CLIMAX!

"What are you looking at you green scuzzwad?" Gaz squinted at Zim. "And WHY are you in the girls washroom?"

Dib watched as Zim slowly but surely made his way closer to his sister. His giant alien eyes were sparkling in his green head.

"You beautiful creature," Zim said in his Zimmiest voice, "are the reason one such as I 'the incredible and AMAKING ZIM(!)' could be in such a vile and disgusting place such as this!"

Dib felt his stomach churn.

'How disgusting,' He thought silently.

Gaz's eye did that scrunchy thing it does and just stared at Zim in horrendously incredulous wonder. Then Dib witnessed something utterly impossible happen. A million sparkles burst forth from above Gaz's head and fell all around her, dissolving before they hit the ground. Gaz took one step towards Zim and smiled.

"How sweet of you to say that Zim. I'm sorry I called you a scuzzwad. I was just looking for you, actually. I wanted to-" She turned away momentarily, pulled out a giant pad of paper and scrawled across it in spidery handwriting. Then she turned back at held the paper out to Zim. "Ask you to be my Valentine."

GAZ GIVING A VALENTINE'S CARD!

Even more disturbing was what happened next. The two stepped together and met in a kiss.

Dib clutched his stomach and fell foreward onto the floor, writhing in agony as his gastric juices played havoc on his stomach.

Zim jumped back from Gaz with a shrill gasp.

"DIB! YOU AND YOUR GIANT HEAD HAVE SPIED ON ME ONE TOO MANY TIMES!"

Dib looked up at him, face still displaying his pain. Gaz peered over Zim's shoulder, looking so hideously, and disgustingly in love that Dib had to hold back his vomit.

"I say burn him, Zimmy-poo."

"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!"