Epilogue

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Hey Dean, it's Cordy. Weirdest thing. Turns out Angel is a daddy. His ex-girlfriend/ ex-vampire chick showed up not long after y'all left with a bun in the oven. Weirdest. Thing. Ever. Call me back.

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Wes. It's Sam. Quick question. Any idea how to kill a Tulpa?

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*SNIFF* Hey Dean. It's Fred. I just thought you might want to know that Connor is gone, and Wesley *SNIFF* well, he was hurt, but he's okay, but he's not part of us anymore because he betrayed us and…and…and…*SNIFF* Talk to you later.

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Angel. Dean. Ever heard of the Colt? Some magic gun made by Samuel Colt?

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Dean, it's Gunn. Look, man, things are crazy here. Turns out Connor wasn't dead, just trapped in a hell dimension and is now back, a teenager, and holding one hell of a grudge. And now Angel and Cordy are both missing. You haven't heard from them have you? Hit me back.

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Cordelia. It's Sam. We, uh, we caught up with the thing that killed our mother. Well, I guess it caught up with us. Anyways, we were in an accident trying to get away. I got off fine, Dean ended up being okay, but Dad…uh, he, uh, he didn't make it. Just thought y'all'd like to know.

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Sam, my little Headache. How's it hanging? Just got back from a hell-ish trip to Vegas. Thought I'd hit you up, let you know everyone's back to where they're supposed to be. Except Cordelia's memory is shot, but we'll figure things out. Oh, gotta go. Ciao.

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Hey Fred. I assume you're the research gal now. Um, need some info, if you can. If you could, look up everything you can find on crossroads demons. Quickly, please. I need to make sure my brother doesn't do anything stupid.

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Hey Gunn. Have you seen Sam? He's gone missing, and I've searched everywhere for him. I don't suppose you've heard from him. Let me know if you do. By the way, what's up with the whole night thing going on over there? Angel get tired of hiding in sewers? Let us know if you need help.

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Hey Dean, it's Fred. I just wanted to let you know we might be out of touch for awhile. We are de-souling Angel. Don't worry, we'll have a Slayer to back us up, but If you don't hear from us in a few weeks, maybe you could come here, see if we're still alive.

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Remember when I called awhile back and asked if you knew anything about crossroad demons? Well, I need you to look even more because Dean went and made a deal with one to bring me back to life.

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Sam, its Wesley. I'm quite glad y'all stayed away from here. Things got out of hand very fast. I hate to inform you but Cordelia is in a coma. We are unsure if she will ever wake up. Please tell your brother. I know he and her got on quite well. I do hope you two are doing okay after the Jasmine incident. What was with that odd storm Wyoming? Was that you two?

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Angel. Dean. You wouldn't happen to know some British chick named Bela Talbot would you? She says she's an acquirer of 'things'.

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Just to let you know, we aren't evil. Yes we are working for an evil law firm, but we are not evil.

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'ello hunter. Name's Spike. Got your number off Peaches phone. Just wanted to see who these Winchester blokes the gangs always on about. Not actually calling you by myself. Needed some hands, being non-corporeal and all.

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Hey Wes. It's Sam. I was wondering if you know if it's possible for the dead to reach out and communicate with us. Like…on cell phones. I know that sounds stupid like that. Call me.

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Sam. It's Wesley. Fred is…Fred is gone. She was overtaken by this demon. Actually I was calling to see if you could send me some of your exorcisms. Can't hurt, can it?

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It's all my fault. Dad's dead. Dean's in Hell. And I'm left all alone. I'm sorry.

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We are going up against the Circle of the Black Thorn tonight. I don't know who will make it out, or if we will win at all. But we will go down fighting. Hope your battles are going well, Winchesters. AI out.