First off, we should all know by now that I don't own Furuba; nor do I own Yuki, Kyo, or Tohru. I also don't own the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" or whoever it is that came up with it. Or Lustra.
Flamers for the pairing will be supplying the fuel for a smores party.

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Tohru doesn't know,
That Kyo-kun and me,
Do it in my fort every Sunday.

He tells her he's with Sensei,
But he doesn't go,
Still he's training in a way, and...

Tohru doesn't know, oh
Tohru doesn't know oh,
So don't tell Tohru!
Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL TOHRU!

Kyo-kun says Kagura's got 'im,
But he's in front of me and I'm not stoppin'...

'Cause Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know.
So don't tell Tohru!
Tohru doesn't know...
DON'T TELL TOHRU!

I can't believe she's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Kyo-kun's got her on the phone,
and he's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and she knows nothing.
NOTHING!

Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know.
Don't tell Tohru!
'Cause Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know...
SO DON'T TELL TOHRU!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know...

Ayame's shop, why not?
It's so cool when you're dressed up.
The backyard, here we go
Laughing so hard, 'cause...

Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know!

I did him on her birthday.

Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know,
Tohru doesn't know.
Don't tell Tohru!
Tohru doesn't know...

Tohru will know,
Tohru has to know,
Tohru's gotta know,
Gonna tell Tohru,
Gonna tell her myself.

Tohru has to know,
Tohru has to know.
Tohru has to,
Tohru has to,
Tohru has to go!

Tohru doesn't know.
(Don't tell Tohru!)
Tohru doesn't know.
(Don't tell Tohru!)
Tohru doesn't know...
Tohru's gotta go!