Vandread: The Pilot from the Past

By: Cre A. Tor 00X

Legna: Sweet the first chapter Vandread: The Pilot from the Past and it's all about me

Cre A. Tor: Well DUH, you are kind of the main character, and that the readers to know your story.

Legna: Oh right.

Cre A. Tor: (sighs) you idiot, just say the disclaimer already

Legna: right, right whatever (clears throat) Cre does not own any of the Vandread Characters, but does own me and my mech Angel Blade.

Cre: by the way readers, this chapter is in Legna's POV so don't worry you're seeing what the air head is seeing.

Legna: HEY!

/thinking/ (not part of the story but fun facts to know.)

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Chapter One: Waking up to a BIG Surprise

"You're not going to get away Frank." I said as I was hot on his tail, my gun drawn and ready to give the final shot. "Say ello to my little friend!" I Shout in my terrible Scarface voice as I fire and his mech explodes into a beautiful blast and I fly through it and the words "GAME OVER" appeared on my HUD screen while hearing my best bud saying crap about five times, as I open up the panel to get out of Space Mech Battle 4 control set.

"God damn I lost again, I can never beat you S.O.B." Frank shouted at the top of his longs "You have to be cheating some how."

I just chuckle at my best bud and remember back when we played the first Space Mech Battle game and how I was always the number one "Pilot" and Frank was always number two. Even in tournaments I came up on top and even on the rest of the series I was the cream of the crop. "No, it's just that you always you the same style, you are just as readable as a book." I said mocking him; he and I love to fight.

"Dirty scum!" he shouted getting close to me fist raised in anger,

"Sore loser!" I shouted back doing the same thing

"FAT ASS!"

"DUMB FUCKING BLONDE!"

"GAME FREAK!"

"ROADKILL BREATHE RETARD!" At this point, he and I are cheek to cheek and jut growling and glaring at each other. But then we heard a familiar cute little giggle from behind us, we both turn to see Frank's girlfriend, Debra Franklin, and boy was she looking hotter than ever. Her jeans and white t-shirt fit her perfectly on her, not so 19 year old looking, body. Now when I mean hot, I mean like HOT, her body was shaped just right and her D cups were all natural, hair went all the way down to the small of her back, and her slightly tanned skin looked silky smooth.

"Oh you guys," she said as giggled and walked over to us, "can't you ever stop fighting for once." she then gave Frank a kiss on the cheek.

"Hey, what about me, I won so don't I get a prize?" I asked in slight whimper leaning my cheek over to her to get a peck on the cheek.

"How about my love here buys you lunch." She said sticking out her tongue at me and giving me a wink. I hit the floor and they both start laughing.

"hmph, no fair" I said as I got up in a joking manner, and then we headed out of the arcade and went to the food court, this would be the last time I'll see these two before I had out and might not come back.

Once Frank paid for all of our meals and we sat down in the booth we usually sit in. "Ah, I'm going to miss this mall." I said when I sat down and started to eat.

"I can't believe that you're going to go to Japan and be a tester for all the new SMB games, I guess they figure that they should get the Blue Angel Blader to work for them to improve the play." Frank said and we all had a good laugh. I got the nick "The Blue Angel Blader", or BAB for short, since I always wore something blue, and that my best Mech choice was always the Angel Blade, the hardest one to use but I make it look like a noob can play it.

"Hard to believe they want a 19 year old first year college student to go there, and give him a home, money, and a car, just have them test their games," Debra chimed in, having a weird look on her face, "just doesn't make sense."

I took a sip from my pop and shrugged "I'm not sure, but hell I'll be set for life and I'll give you guys an advance copy when they come out in 2010." I said in chuckle, knowing that is only 4 years away from then. We talked a little bit more, before long it was almost half past 8. "Well, I have to go, send me an invite to your wedding." I said with a chuckle before the two blushing friends kicked my shin. I we laughed and I hugged them both and left the mall and headed for my truck.

"Mr. Zever?" a deep voice asked behind me, just before I was going to unlock my truck.

"Please don't call me Mi-" that was all I was able to say before my mouth was cover, and I felt a cold metal enter my neck and something pumped into it. Things got blurry and darker by the second till I saw nothing but black, and only silence could be heard.

Suddenly, I saw the ocean, but something was off, it was tinted a bright green, and there wasn't a sound, I was under it but I could breathe still.

/Am I dead? Is this purgatory?/ I thought out loud, seeing as my mouth would move.

"It is time" said a voice that seem to come from everywhere.

/What the... who's there, what do you mean it's time?/

"They need your help."

/WHO'S THEY! Are Frank and Debra in trouble?/

"wake up" the voice faded and so did the "green ocean".

I slowly opened up my eyes, everything was dark and there was a kind of mist. I reached out and found out I was standing in some kind of box, so I climb out and suddenly realize something. /Wait…I feel naked, and my body feels odd some how./ I thought to myself starting to feel a panic raising in my gut.

I found a light switch and turned it on, the whole place was covered in dust, and looked old as hell. I found a mirror and whipped it cleaned and went wide eyed. /THAT'S NOT MY BODY!/ My brown short hair was now a bright shade of purple and blue, with a single strip of black. My brown eyes were bright green, even the part that was white looked a little green. All my fat was gone, I was skinny, but also ripped pretty good/Okay, that's at least a plus/ I look lower at grin when I see my "little buddy", well not so little anymore /VERY big plus, it has to be at least 10 inches/ I jumped with joy, then I looked around to find some clothes.

When I looked around, I saw the open tube like thing, and others next to it but they looked like they were part of the room, but the open one I was in looked different, liked it was evolved or something. I looked at the sides of it but found no letterings or markings, so I checked the other ones, all which were empty and looked unused, and found some. "Cryo-tube 023, CRYO TUBE!" that's when it hit me, I must have been frozen. "…how long was I in there?" I asked myself, but I then started my search again of the room for clothes. Soon enough I found a pair of boxers and blue jeans with a belt that fit my new body, still wondering how a cryo tube did that, all they do is freeze your body so how did I get this way? Soon afterwards I found myself a Black T-shirt, one of the sleeves were torn up, but at least I wasn't naked anymore.

"Okay, now to get out of here," I said out loud as I looked at what appeared to be kind of door, "okay, now how does it open?" I felt around it till I came to what appeared to be a kind of touch panel. "okay then." I started to push the buttons until it finally opened up. "There we go, now to find out where and when I am." I said as I walked, but then no sooner did I walk out, did I feel like I was being watched.

I looked to my left and saw headlights and pussies on 12 sexy looking nude and semi nude women. After a long silence I raised my hand "hello, can you help me?" I knew I was blushing like crazy. Then one of the girls screamed and spoke in a language I have never heard of. I quickly started to run when one of them pulled out a gun from a locker and started to shoot at me. No sooner did that happen did an alarm sound off and a voice, a female voice, speaking in the same language. "I'm guessing that isn't a good thing for me!" I yelled as I ran faster, still getting shot at by the crazy women. No sooner did I turn a corner I saw more girls with guns and started after me, yelling at me. "I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!" I yelled out to them, and I guess they had no clue what I said either.

After about 15 minutes of running I finally lost them and I panted as I slide down the wall, "They…were all women." I said out loud wiping the sweat off me, it was only women that I saw as I was running. I then saw a window, I stood up and walked towards it and when I looked into it, my jaw nearly hit the floor. It was space, I was in a freakin' spaceship. "How fucking long was I in there?" I ask out loud, then I stood straight up after hearing about 4 guns getting cocked. "Oh shit" I said as I raised my hands and turned around, seeing a tall muscular women, and three smaller women in maid outfits, all of them pointing rifles at me. "Anyway I can get you lovely ladies to let me go?" I said with nervous smile and a nervous chuckle.

To be Continued….

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Legna: OH CRAP, I have been captured by a ship filled with women, and I have no idea how I even got there. Then the ship is under attack by these weird looking things and I find something puts a big grin on my face

Cre: Chapter 2: The Blue Angel Blader Returns

Legna: What are you girls saying, speak the English already!