Title:36 Days

Rating T:

Disclaimer:I do not own Stargate Atlantis or its characters.

Authors NoteI've started editing everything. This suprisingly didn't need that much. 370 words and only two mistakes.

The end is worse.

Always.

At the beginning your just bored.

Trying to find something to do.

Day three your finishing up every report you've ever been assigned.

By day five, you've finished everyone elses reports and have moved on to learning Czeck.

Day seven your talking to everyone in Czeck, even though only two people understand you.

Day nine your realizing youv been doing this for nine days.

216 hours.

12960 minutes.

777600 seconds.

Day 11, Novac has hic-up 2,987,029 in 3 hours.

You counted.

Thats 995676 times an hour.

16594 times a minute.

277 times a second.

Day 14 you realize that you've spent the last five days counting and doing pointless division in your head.

Also that your math on day 11 had to be off a little.

Day 16, you have learned the language of the Ancients.

And the Asgard.

And the Goa'uld.

And Chinese.

Day 19 you realize you know more languages that Elizabeth.

Day 21, your sitting in the brig for annoying the hell out of fellow shipmates.

And Caldwell.

And Hermiod.

Which isn't all that dificult if you think about it.

Day 25.

You've started counting air molecules.

Day 28, your cell guard tosses you a book on quantum physics and tells you the Dedalus will be at Atlantis in 6 days.

A book you've already read, by the way.

Day 30, you start seeing dancing asparagus.

And talking to them.

Day 31, your gaurd tells you that you can go, just as long as you don't tell Caldwell.

You start to wonder if you were really that annoying.

Day 32.

You find your half-sister Elliot Cohen.

She accually your cousin but you grew up together after her parents died.

Mary Anna Elliot James Sierra Maulden Patterson Cohen, the third.

You follow her around calling her that.

She hates it. Day 34, she tries to shoot you.

You duck.

She hits the life support generator.

Both you and her end up in the brig while repares are underway.

Day 35, your guard tries to shoot himself.

Day 36, your finally off the god-forsaken ship.

You are greeted at the east peer by 15 dancing cucumbers.

You start to worry about your sanity.