To anyone who knows me, here's the sequel! For everyone who doesn't, that's okay, but you'd better read Truth or Dare to get the hang of things. . .

And just so you know, I wrote this as soon as I read my email. To repel writer's block (the accursed!)

Note: I MAY put a serious spoiler in this fic somewhere, so be it! And number two, I declare myself a KakaIru fan so don't be surprised if some comes out in the future!

I give you:

Truth Or Dare II

When: the day before Iruka's party. Where: Akatsuki HQ

"Itachi, we have a new assignment. . ." said Kisame.

Itachi read the mission description, raising an eyebrow.

"This is a party invitation." said the Uchiha.

"The Akatsuki leader says he picked one up after a certain Yuuhi Kurenai left hers at a hotel near Mist country. I recall seeing her with that Asuma jounin a lot, and he got an invitation, so-"

"Don't tell me you WANT to go to that party." said Itachi, rolling his eyes.

"Hey, we should enjoy once in a while, shouldn't we? I asked Deidara to take any missions that we'd be assigned tomorrow if we could go." shrugged Kisame.

"Are you sure Deidara can be trusted?" asked Itachi.

(I don't know whether Deidara's a girl or a guy! I'm running out of pronouns. . .)

Kisame nodded.

"What's this. . . "Invitation to the Godaime's birthday party at Umino Iruka's house at 11:30 am, lunch will be served. Casual attire, gift optional." This is definitely Iruka's doing." said Itachi, remembering the sensei's style of handwriting. He'd had about a year of reading Iruka's reports before he'd been accepted into the Anbu.

"Do you think we should get her a present?" asked Kisame.

Itachi glared.

(reader POV: Itachi sweatdropped.)

"That's your job. I'm going to look for any article of clothing of mint that ISN'T black. Or red. That doesn't have red clouds on it." Itachi considered his options.

"So we're going?" said Kisame, with the enthusiasm of Chouji at the promise of food.

"Yes." replied Itachi. "But only if I find good enough clothes. There's still a good bit of Uchiha pride in me, and I don't want to look bad."

same time. Hidden Village of Sound

Orochimaru checked his calendar.

"Hm. . . It's Tsunade's birthday tomorrow." He said to himself.

"Are we going to Konoha then, Orochimaru-sama?" said Kabuto, popping out of nowhere.

"Of course! We should pay her a visit. . . ." smiled Orochimaru evilly.

"Should we bring escorts or guards?" said Kabuto.

"No, I don't think so. We have no harmful intentions."

"We don't?"

"No. We're just paying our dear Hokage a visit. . . ."

"Orochimaru-sama, sometimes I can't help wondering what on earth your mind is up to." said Kabuto, clearly confused. No escorts? No army? No snakes?

"Help me find a gift for her, Kabuto!" said Orochimaru.

(audience sweatdrops)

the party proper, 1pm

"Where on earth is Kakashi? I told him not to be late for once!" said Iruka, annoyed. First, Kurenai loses her invitation at the Mist country, which could cause a serious security breach, or assassination plot. Then, the hokage and Jiraiya nearly get drunk. Thank goodness Tonton had the presence of ming to keep Tsunade from drinking too much until Kakashi got here with entertainment.

Knowing Kakashi however, he could have brought his entire collection of Icha Icha Paradaisu. Oh well. Karaoke it is, then.

Until. . .

POOF! (I like it when he does that, don't you?)

"YO!" said Kakashi.

"What in heaven's name took you so long!" said Iruka.

"I was busy reading." smiled Kakashi. Iruka was so used to seeing the masked nin that he could tell a smile from everything else.

"Well come on in! Everyone's waiting. I just hope no one's drunk yet."

Secretly, Naruto, Kiba and Lee had stationed themselves outside Iruka's house. They'd staked out the place yesterday, and had had the room bugged (quite literally) by Shino. The bugs had microphones strapped to them, powered by sheer chakra. Kiba had also placed cameras around the windowed areas.

They wouldn't want to miss out on all the fun, of course.

While they were eating lunch in the tree in Iruka's backyard, Lee noticed two suspicious-looking men. They seemed familiar.

Akamaru growled quietly.

"What!" hissed Kiba. "Uchiha Itachi! Kisame!"

"Kisame? Where's his sword?" said Lee.

"They wouldn't be stupid enough to attack a houseful of Konoha's jounin. . ." said Kiba.

"Are my eyes deceiving me or is that Kabuto over there?" said Naruto, careful not to spill his precious instant ramen.

"That's Kabuto all right. . ." said Kiba, after receiving confirmation from Akamaru. "And Orochimaru's with him."

"Should we warn the hokage?" said Lee. "Or Gai-sensei at least!"

"Akamaru doesn't smell medicine on Kabuto, and he ALWAYS carries medicine into a fight. I remember Shizune telling me that once." said Kiba.

"Let's just watch and see!" said Naruto. "I told you guys that bugging the place wasn't overkill!"

And so it begins. . . . .

"Truth or dare?" said Tsunade, amused. "I thought that game was obsolete!"

"Not with this." Said Kakashi, holding up a rather scandalous object of controversy, the infamous Truth Or Dare orb.

Knock knock

"Tsunade! Happy birthday!" said Orochimaru.

Everyone stared.

"Huh?" said Shizune.

"Surprised?" said Kabuto. "Kisame told us that there'd be a party for her here."

"KISAME?" said Anko.

"Affirmative. These two were looking lost when they found out that the hokage wasn't in her office." said Itachi.

"UCHIHA!" said Gai, always ready for a dramatic entrance/cutscene/you get the idea. "What are you doing here?"

Itachi waved the invitation in the air.

"We picked this up in Mist country."

"Kurenai. . . ." said Iruka, with a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"No worries, we only came for the party." smiled Kisame, giving Tsunade her gift.

"Itachi, one question." said Kakashi.

Dramatic pause.

"Why the sunglasses?"

Most of the room's occupants burst into laughter.

"You don't expect me to wander into Konoha with the Anbu on my tail, do you?" said Itachi, annoyed.

"Now, now, this is a party." said Kakashi. "First and foremost, we're at a truce for today. So let's begin the game, shall we?"

(If you read Truth Or Dare, you'll know the format. If you don't, it's bottle-spinning.)

"Who spins first?"

"ME!" said Anko. "Everyone sit down."

While everyone sat down, Itachi helped himself to some dango (something like dumplings on a stick), which, incidentally, are his favourite food.

Even Uchiha Itachi can be human sometimes.

Anko spun the bottle.

outside

"HEY!" said Naruto. "Isn't that Sakura's-"

"I know!" said Kiba. "So now we know what happened to it!"

The three sent each other mischievous glares.

"This is gonna be fun!" said the three simultaneously.

inside

"OROCHIMARU!" shouted Anko.

"Truth."

Kabuto was pleasantly surprised. He thought Orochimaru would choose dare.

Anko read the paper.

"What kind of cheap dare is this! What's your favourite color?"

"Oh boy." said Orochimaru to himself. "Anything but that."

No one noticed the Kikaichu beetle under the table next to Orochimaru.

outside

"Is the tape recorder on?" asked Lee.

"Yeah, it's only supposed to pick up what the Kikaichu mikes hear." replied Naruto.

"Good."

inside

"What's taking so long, HM, Orochimaru?" said Jiraiya.

"Just say it already!" said Kisame, excited.

". . . . . . . . . . ."

". . . . . . . . . . ."

(drumroll, please! Thank you)

". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .pink."

"WHAT!"

"I said pink! No reason to be all shocked!"

Kabuto was on the verge of tears. Anko and Kisame were laughing like crazy. Kakashi snickered. Outside, the boys were hooting with laughter.

Jiraiya was grinning like a lunatic.

"So THAT'S why you never told us when we were kids!" he chuckled. "I always assumed it was purple! Hahaha! Looks can be deceiving!"

"This is great!" laughed Tsunade. "What a nice birthday present, a good laugh!"

Orochimaru pouted, snatched the orb from where Anko had dropped it and spun the bottle.

(spin sound effects)

"Hatake."

"Dare, pink one"

More laughter.

The paper dispensed something that MANY fangirls would enjoy.

"Who's got a camera?" asked Orochimaru.

"HERE!" said Gai, in one of his wacky poses. "The camera of youth! Youth it shall capture! Youth it shall preserve! Youth-"

"Enough already." said Orochimaru, fiddling with the controls.

"Kakashi, take off your mask."

outside

"WHAT!" siad all three shinobi.

"Kiba! Where'd you put the camera!" said a frantic Naruto.

"It's positioned at that windowsill! We can control it from this!" said Kiba, brandishing a laptop. "Shikamaru's."

"How long has it been on?" said Lee.

"Since Itachi got here." grinned Kiba.

inside

"Show your face, Kakashi!" said an anxious Kurenai.

Asuma whimpered in the corner, ignored by his loved one.

Iruka's curiosity was aroused. He really wanted to see Kakashi's face.

"I'll bet you a thousand yen that he's got facial hair!" said Kisame to Anko, his newfound friend.

"You're on! Shizune! Wanna bet?" said Anko.

"No thanks, Anko-chan!" said Shizune, sitting beside Kabuto.

Kabuto had fished a digital camera (one of Oto's trademarks: the best digital cameras in the industry) out of his bag and proceeded to aim it at Kakashi.

Kakashi reluctantly pulled off his mask. . . .

Iruka gasped. Kakashi was GORGEOUS.

Anko gaped. Shizune stared. Tsunade nearly dropped Tonton. Kurenai gasped slightly more dramatically than Iruka, and has an obvious look of pleasure on her face.

The camera wielders proceeded to take pictures.

"Happy?" said Kakashi. He smiled at Iruka.

Iruka's mind: Oh god. Oh god. OH MY GOD. He. . . He's. . . . Wait a minute, why does he turn me on! Who cares, dang he looks good. . . . . Erk! Why am I getting THAT feeling down there!

"No facial hair, thank goodness!" said Anko. "Pay up, sharky!"

Kisame grumbled, and reluctantly gave Anko the money.

outside

"Take pictures! Take pictures!" said Lee. Kakashi, he had to say, was a quite youthful subject.

"Wow, he looks good!" said Kiba. "No wonder he keeps himself masked, it's to keep all the fangirls away! Wonder if Sasuke should do that. . ."

"This is just the beginning. . . ." snickered Naruto.

And that's the first chapter! Hoped you liked reading it as much as I liked writing it! Click the review button if you have any ideas! Or write your own fic!

See ya next chapter!