A/N: Okay, last one folks. Whoop-whoop. Oo' Page seventy-four (74). This was fun while it lasted. XD I need to go back to updating Hysterics Boulevard. n.n'
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Fifteenth
Roy, Ling, and Ed were all seated in the living room comfortably. Roy was seated in an overstuffed chair with a newspaper, Ling was sitting in front of the couch on the floor drinking some tea, and Edward was laying on the couch reading a book.
Ling spoke. "Do you believe in reincarnation?"
Roy looked past his newspaper. "I've never really thought about it. Why?"
Ling smiled. "Well, I was thinking...if there was such thing as reincarnation, what would you come back as?"
The Colonel shrugged. "I don't know, a Fuhrer or something of high-rank and importance."
Ed snorted. "Good looks not included."
Roy scowled at Ed, who merely stuck his tongue out at him childishly.
"I was thinking I'd come back as an animal, probably a panther or something exotic." Ling had a dreamy look cast over his face.
"What about you, Ed?" Roy looked over at him.
"Me?" Edward sat up.
"Yeah, what would you come back as?"
Ed grinned wickedly. "Well, that's a silly question..."
Roy and Ling leaned in with anticipation.
Ed raised his head proudly. "I'd come back as a woman."
Both men fell over, stunned, with Ed pointing and laughing at them.
-Fin-