And here we go! Another chapter of utter and total insanity with the cast of FMA at the Happiest Place On Earth! Thank you sooooo much for all the reviews -bows-! I love getting them and replying to them…. So here we are!

Oh, and before I forget again (headdesk), I must do the disclaimer. I DO NOT OWN AND AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY OR FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST.

Sin of Otaku: Haha, couldn't resist. The second we entered our hotel room I was like "Resort TV time!" and I turned on the television and there she was. I rode Everest twice in a row, it was SO fun! The Yeti animatronic is incredible. I love the Rock n' Roller Coaster too, we ride that a lot and I lovvvvvve Aerosmith.

SessandInubros: Bwahahahahaha! Riza did say that they would ride every attraction. rubs hands deviously

Falcon226: Thank you! Glad you're enjoying the story! I'm sure having fun writing it. It is rather random, isn't it? XDDDD

animegrl1850: Thanks! When I saw that there were no "FMA-goes-to-Disney" stories, I was like "OMG." and I started writing this.

Lightningstrxu: Indeed it does! I know the feeling, I wandered in that store FOREVER and I bought this realllllyy expensive ($25) chibi-totoro plushie that I just felt like I needed to have. That is a very good idea; I might need to use that!

gun-alchemist01:

Thanks again for reviewing! Everybody neat and pretty? Then on with the show!

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After a hurried morning of quick breakfasts and showers, Ed and the others found themselves on a bus to the Magic Kingdom for what would be a very long day. It was barely eight-o-clock, and there was an infant screaming bloody murder the entire ride there.

At last, a blue and white castle peeked over the treeline.

"Agggh, finally!" Ed groaned. "It's been like two hours."

"Try fifteen minutes," Riza corrected bluntly.

They stepped off the bus and walked to the bag check.

"Will… will we get to ride Dumbo?" Winry asked timidly while they were waiting in the fairly long line. "I mean… I haven't been here since I was little, and that was my favorite ride."

"Yes. We're riding every attraction here. We'll ride Dumbo."

Winry smiled triumphantly. "Yesss!"

Ed smiled smugly. "Ehhh, Dumbo's a kiddie ride. Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, and Big Thunder Mountain are what I'm looking forward to."

Roy smiled knowingly. "I bet I know what Riza's looking forward to… the shooting gallery in Frontierland and the Buzz Lightyear ride. Right?"

"What do you mean, 'You're not allowed to carry a gun'! I'm a lieutenant in the army," came her voice, shaking with rage at the security guard.

"Sorry lady, I don't believe you."

She furrowed her eyebrows angrily, reached in her pocket, and pulled out her wallet. She pulled out her license and stuck it in his face.

"See? Look. Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. Any questions?"

He waved his hands in his face apologetically. "Sorry, lieutenant. You can keep the gun with you."

"That's what I thought." She said indignantly. She began to walk away.

"Hey! Wait! You're the folks from that, um, Hamestiss place, right?" The security guard called after her

"Amestris. Why?"

"Uh, well, you guys have a cast member tour guide, so you don't destr- I mean so you don't get lost. He's right over there."

The group turned their heads in the direction the security guard had pointed them. There, in full cast member uniform stood Jean Havoc. Riza stared. Winry gaped. Ed's jaw dropped.

"Havoc?" choked Roy. "Is-is-is… is that you!"

Jean blushed resentfully and looked away.

"You said you had a doctor's appointment."

Jean rounded on them. "Well, I didn't! And how else do you expect me to pay for 2 packs a day with the money I get from Eastern Command? Well? What's wrong with getting a second job? Huh? Well?"

Roy put his forehead in his palm and shook his head sadly.

"Just do your job and show us around." Ed said, still in shock from seeing Havoc as a cast member.

Havoc sighed. "Alright. Okay, let's start over. Welcome to the Magic Kingdom park! I am your tour guide, Jean. We're going to start at the Haunted Mansion in Liberty Square, which is-"

"You know, you don't have to talk like that. We know you," Winry interrupted, raising an eyebrow.

"Okay, okay, okay. Follow me."

They walked down Main Street USA and the main hub, passing a bronze statue of Walt Disney and Mickey and crowds of people all heading in separate directions. Jean led them over a bridge into an area with brick buildings, a store called the Ye Olde Christmas Shoppe, and cast members in long dresses and bonnets.

"Welcome to Liberty Square, folks." Jean said with forced enthusiasm. "It's designed to look like how Pennsylvania in the mid-1700's. The Haunted Mansion was intended to look like the Dutch architecture found in the Hudson River Valley in New York in the early 1700's. Keep following me."

After walking throw the narrow "land" of the park, they reached a wrought-iron fence and gate, with a big sign proclaiming "THE HAUNTED MANSION".

"Here we are." Riza said jadedly.

They strolled through a covered area and the line completely stopped moving. Ed noticed the gravestones.

" 'Here lies good old Fred, a great big rock fell on his head.' What the crap?" He read confusedly.

" 'Here lies brother Dave, he chased a bear into a cave.' Heehee, these are pretty funny," Winry giggled.

Suddenly, the doors to the great brick building opened.

"Your time has come," A sullen-looking woman in a servant's dress boomed morbidly.

Edward walked up to the woman with a haughty smirk. "Come on, tell us all your secrets. We know there are no ghosts-"

"NO," she interrupted evilly. Ed's eyes widened in momentary surprise with her strong declination, and he caught up with the rest of the group.

As they entered, a man's eerie voice was heard.

"Where hinges creak in doorless chambers, where strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker, when the air is deathly still…that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight."

"Dude, aren't cast members supposed to be all, 'Have a magical day!'?" He asked Jean in a slightly frightened tone. "Because that one was like, evil."

Jean shrugged. "Eh, that's the Haunted Mansion for you."

There was a portrait of a young man over the fireplace, looking fairly content. Ed almost instantly became aware of its strangeness- the young man in the picture slowly turned into an older, then older, then even older man, until all was left was a skeleton.

A cast member led them into an octagonal room with paintings on every other wall.

The voice started again.

"Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion! I am your host, your ghost host." The voice chuckled sinisterly. Ed and Winry looked at each other with a disturbed expression on their faces, then looked away. Riza stared into space as if this was business as usual.

"Our tour begins here, in this gallery. Here where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal states. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now…"

"Drag your wretched bodies away from my walls to the dead center of the room…" A male cast member dressed as a butler bellowed. Everyone conformed at once.

Roy's heart jolted when he observed something strange going on. Was the room… stretching? 'How on earth…?'

"Your cadaverous pallor portrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm?"

"Oh, I hope it is…" Winry cried, subconsciously grabbing Ed's hand. The two blushed and turned away from each other.

The portraits revealed a young lady with a parasol balancing on a rope above a hungry alligator, an old woman sitting atop a gravestone, a man in his boxers on top of a barrel of lit dynamite, and three men stacked up, sinking into quicksand.

"And consider this dismaying observation—this chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out! Hahahahaha!"

'Nice guy,' Ed thought sarcastically.

"Of course, there's always… my way."

The lights suddenly shut off and lightning flashed. Where there had just been a ceiling was now a corpse hanging. There was a cheesy scream, and the room went completely dark, then light again.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Will the FMA cast survive the Haunted Mansion? Read to find out!

If you can't tell, this fic is gonna have a lotttttttt of chapters --;;

Keep reading and reviewing!

-Yours Falsely