Ed pulled out another pink teddy bear from Sarah's cupboard. he inspected it for a moment before tossing it behind him into a pile of pink fluffy stuff.

"ed, should we be looking in your sisters room?" asked double-d ducking another teddy bear " I mean isn't it dangerous considering her usual …disposition"

"danger is what sisters are for double-d"

"ED! What are you doing in my room?" Sarah stormed in a trembling jimmy in tow "..and what did you do to the teddies Jimmy made for me! There supposed to be in the cupboard!"

"they were in the dark smelly cupboard? But Sarah, I made them with love!" Jimmy started to cry.

"grrrrr ed! This is all your fault!" Sarah lunged…

ten seconds later the two eds were trying to untangle themselves from a fire hydrant.

"Thank god, I don't have any sisters then…" said double-d

"No batteries there!" laughed Ed

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"Come down from there jonny the timber elf Rolf knows what you have done!" Rolf shook his fist at abnormally large headed boy.

"Me and plank don't know what you're talking about!" said jonny from up a tree.

"Give back Rolfs egg!"

"Watsat plank?" jonny consulted the eerily smiling board "Rolf's lost it?...mmhmm? Oh" jonny leaned down to relay the message to Rolf.

"You can't lay eggs, Rolf, are you crazy? Plank thinks your crazy!"

"MAY YOUR EARS FEEL THE DISCOMFORT OF STRIPPED NOODLES!"

"You were right plank he's gone plum loco!" jonny swung from the tree to the next one "don't look him in the eyes plank!"

Rolf grabbed the tree jonny was currently up and yanked it from the ground. Jonny gasped "you tree killer!" Rolf shook jonny loose from the tree causing the wood loving boy to hit the ground with a thud "don't hurt me! Plank knows judo!" jonny held the possessed piece of wood in front of him protectively. the angry immigrant sniffed him slowly coming to a conclusion "ha? You are not the chicken egg thief?" he put the tree back in the ground looking confused "But then who could it be?"

"Chicken egg?" said jonny "why didn't you say so? Plank knows someone who's been getting their hands on a lot of eggs lately…."

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"Ed….ed?" double-d tried to reason with his mono-browed friend "you know Ed anyone would be bit hard pressed to find a working battery in a –junkyard-!" (Insert zoom-out here :p) Ed continued rifling through a mound of garbage head completely hidden.

"Oh come on, ed. this place makes me uneasy. Let's leave before…"

"Hey look I found us some treasures!" came a familiar voice from behind them.

"Oh dear... kankers!"

"Is it another hairclip?" may appeared snorting excitedly behind her sister

"No stupid..." started Marie

"It's half of our husbands!" continued lee pushing Marie out of the way.

"Two thirds, actually" double-d automatically corrected her under his breath. "Ed I believe it's time we run, fast, and as far away as possible"

Ed didn't lift his head from the mound.

"Ed please before it's too late"

Not a twitch...

Edd slid into parental mode talking in a slow clear warning voice "ed? Are you eating rubbish again?"

Ed jumped up, caught. "NO. MUMMY! I'M A GOOD BOY!" he started wiping his mouth with his jacket to conceal his evidence of his crime. "Don't tell Sarah. kay?"

"Ed. Running. remember?"

"Oh yea" Ed picked up the smaller much lighter boy with one hand and started to run only to be intercepted by Marie.

"Oh dear!" exclaimed edd dangling by his shirt "they have us surrounded!"

"If you wanna get by us you'll have to pay the toll" Marie puckered up her lips menacingly

"Oh no please!" the Eds hugged each other for dear life as the kankers closed in on them.

"I wish my shnookie-pie would hug me like that..." said May

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Somewhere else in the cul-de-sac ….

Nazz walked by carrying a basket full of suspiciously egg shaped items while humming to herself.

Rolf peaked out from some bushes behind her "Rolf sees them…."

"See I told you" said jonny who was hiding next to him "plank caught her at it. Look at how many she already stole!"

"Rolf was not the only victim, I see. It appears the wench has made off with everybody's eggs."

"Should we interrogate her Rolf? Find out where all those eggs came from. …wassat plank? Good cop bad cop routine? Hey Rolf plank wants to be the bad cop! Rolf?" jonny looked around Rolf it seemed had left the sanctity of the bush and rushed off to face nazz.

Nazz turned spotting Rolf "hey dude! What's up?" Rolf rushed at her brandishing an oversized beet "are you ,like, okay?" she stared in shock as Rolf brought down the beet and hit her over the head with it. Yes, he beat her with a beet...

And the basket hit the ground cracking the eggs.

"Dude! What was that for you like totally trashed the caramel centered chocolate eggs my aunt sent me!" nazz rubbed her head glaring are Rolf

"Caramels? What?"

"Yum!" exclaimed jonny grabbing a chocolate egg, it was wrapped in purple and white aluminum and dripping caramel down its side "it's like Easter all over again! Isn't it plank?"

Rolf picked up an 'egg' and nibbled it's wrapping tentatively "aayaaaaaaaa!" he yelled in frustration tossing the chocolate egg, disgusted at his failure.

"Will Rolf never find this chicken egg snatcher? Is his judgment clouded by peanut imps?.."

Ed and double-d stumbled into view (or on-screen as the case may be) covered in kisses and looking very roughed up.

Double-d wiped some of the lipstick off his face "one day… I shall report those girls..."

Ed sighed "I miss my eg-" double-d covered Ed's mouth suddenly paying attention to what Rolf was saying. Yelling actually Rolf reached the yelling point by that time

"..AND ROLF WILL FIND THIS –THIS- PINCHER OF EGGS I SWEAR UPON NANA'S TOES ROLF SHALL RETURN HIS EGG TO THE WARMTH OF HIS CHICKEN HUT OR ROLF SHALL.."

Nazz smiled looking at Rolf in a weird way (previous beet beating forgotten) "you, like, laid an egg, Rolf?"

Behind her double-d and Ed, double-d's hand still covering Ed's mouth shuffled away as quickly and quietly as they could…

Back in double-d's house eddy was trying to concentrate when double-d and Ed ran in slamming the screen door behind them. They weren't even in for like half a second before double-d started yapping eddy rolled his eyes typical

"Eddy, I fear we are in grave danger for Rolf has..." he stopped looking shocked for a moment "er... eddy are you ...knitting?"

"No!" eddy hiding a tiny clump of yellow wool and pair knitting needles behind him

"Well as I was saying…" double-d tried to remove the humorous image of eddy jabbing a tangle of wool over and over again from his mind and focus on the matter at hand. "Rolf has discovered that one of his eggs is missing!"

"Yea? And?.."

"And he's scouring the cul-de-sac in search for who-so-ever took it!"

"So? What does that have to do with us?"

"Eddy! You are currently seated on the egg that Rolf is looking for!"

Eddy's hairs stood on end "WHAT! I thought you said this was the egg that Ed laid!"

Double-d stared at him a strange mix of expressions on his face. Like, self-pity mixed with shock "OH GOD! You're stupid!"

"Shuttup!" eddy glared "so what do we do now?"

"We… could give it back and apologize ..."

Eddy raised an eyebrow "gee. Double-d for a genius you sure are dumb! He'd kill us for sure or un-leash his thirty whatits on us"

"Forty days of terror" edd corrected him flinching "oh dear!"

"Let's play hide and seek!" Ed chimed in

"Good call lumpy! We'll hide the nest and act like we've never heard of it! Hey you guys get the batteries yet cause I'm sick and tired of sitting on this thing"

"Um...no..." double-d muttered avoiding eddy's gaze.

"Don't worry eddy I have an idea!" Ed laughed.

Double-d looked worried "oh dear lord no"

Ed grabbed the kitchen table's sides ripping off the part that eddy was sitting on.

"ED!" edd gasped in horror thinking of the amount of sticky notes he'll be getting after this, heck some of them even in red.

Ed lifted eddy, lil' Scott and table into the air laughing to himself "now to hide!"

You're a genius, ed!" laughed eddy as Ed carried him out the door

"Ed! That was my mother's favorite piece of furniture!"