Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket

this is the last chapter. i have deicded what i will do. everyone be on the look out soon for the story "In His Thick Orange Head: Kyo Sohma" which will NOT be a sequel to Kisa Sohma, or a run along story. My Kyo Sohma will probably be rated M for all the pervert-ness and language I did not put in this one. please look out for chapter 1 in the next week or so!

CHAPTER TWELVE: Final Mission

Now that my rock and I are reunited we have our final mission…

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Kill Shigure

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I also realized why you were all staring at me strangely before. I had said "Two stones with one bird." But I only killed one person (Rin) and it wasn't with a bird.

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So… yeah I apologize…

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Now to tell you all my wonderful plan on how to kill Shigure.

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Phase 1: I lure Shigure outside

Phase 2: I talk to Shigure about something random

Phase 3: My rock (hiding in my pocket) will pop out

Phase 4: We tie him to a chair and make him eat his cooking

Phase 5: If he's not dead by then we'll hit him with a rock

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Oh yeah I'm cool.

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Crap.

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Shigure dodged the rock and spit out his cooking.

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He asked why I was trying to kill him.

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Flashback

"Why?"

"Because I'm bored."

"Ok."

End Flashback

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So my rock and I need a new plan…

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I HAVE IT!

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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"Kisa?"

"Nothing Shigure."

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Hahah

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Shigure is dead now.

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I did the simplest thing in the world.

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I fed Shigure to Ritsu's still nameless mom.

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I am PrEp GoTh, aren't I?

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I think I am so PrEp GoTh right now that I will take my shiny Rock out on another honeymoon.

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Rock: HELP!

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I … my rock (hearts)

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please review!

(especially YOU angel... she who did not review last chapter lol)

haha,

Selina-chan