Chapter 1: Tell me it isn't true

"He's hiding something. I swear!" Ron exclaimed.

"Why would Fred hide something for you, Ronald?" I, Hermione, asked.

"Because, because he's Fred" Ron replied.

I giggled.

"Anything from the trolleys dears?" The kind witch asked.

"Yes thanks, I'm quite hungry." An eager Harry said. Every year since they went to Hogwarts with the Hogwarts express, Harry bought candy at the trolley.

"Could you have bought anything more?" I teased him, knowing he bought it for Ron and me also.

Harry pulled me in for a hug. "You're the best, Hermione."

I hugged back. "It's you who's the best Harry Potter."

"I'm so sorry to disturb you and your boyfriend in your make out scene," The voice of Malfoy drawled. "But as heads, we're supposed to get to the head compartment."

"Shut it." our trio said in unison.

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I groaned. 'I'm never going into a compartment with Malfoy again'

"Enjoy it Mudblood. This is the last time we will be alone for such a long time." he spat.

"The only time I think I will enjoy it in here, ferret, is if I get to see your face pushed down in a toilet." I replied. I was glad the train stopped and that I could leave.

Draco smirked. 'Wow she's hot.' (A/N: Stop it! It's not going to be a Draco/Hermione fanfic.)

As I left the train I spotted a familiar redhead. "Fred?" I asked surprised.

The boy turned around and smiled. "Hey Hermione, how did you know it was me?"

"I had a 50 percent chance that it was you." I teased. "But what are you doing here?"

"I'm a teacher." He said proudly

I gasped not suppressing my laughter. "Who would have thought? Hogwarts biggest prankster is going to be a teacher."

Fred smirked, holding me so I wouldn't fall on the ground laughing.

"I have more in me that just pranks, Hermione."

Hermione looked up into his eyes. "I know Fred."

"I KNEW YOU HAD A SECRET! YOU'RE DATING HERMIONE!" Ron yelled as he caught eye of his brother.

I rolled my eyes and mumbled. "His head really is thick."

"Play along with me." Fred whispered in my ear. I nodded

"Wow, Ronniekins did you figure it out all by yourself?" Fred asked

'What's he doing?' I thought

Ron seemed confused. "Hermione tell me it isn't true."

I looked desperately at Fred, who took control over the situation by kissing me.

I was surprised. Fred pressed his lips at mine, touching my lips with his tongue and forcing me to open them. At first, I just let him do what ever the hell he's doing, but after a few seconds I kissed him back.

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I (fred) was shocked. 'Wow never knew Hermione was this good.' I pulled her closer.

I put a bit more fire into the kiss and she pushed me away when she heard two girls suppressing their giggling.

"Never knew she was anything else than an annoying bookworm." The voice of Lavender told her friend Parvati.

She pushed me away and I saw the tears filling in her eyes as she faced the two girls.

"I'm so much more than you ever will be! You Bitch!" She said, slapping the girl in her face. (a/n: sorry I like a violent Hermione)

"You...you...you...slut!" Lavender screamed trying to hit her back but was stopped by a boy with a very stern grip.

"Don't you do that to my fiancé, ever again." Everyone gasped even I did. 'What did I just do?'

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"Why didn't you tell me?" Harry asked who came down after he heard screaming

"Fred wanted to keep it a secret, "I (Hermione) was pulling answers out of thin air. "Since he got a job as teacher." I put my arms around Fred's waist and said. "Isn't that right Honey?"