Angsting with Akito
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or anything else mentioned.
Chapter 1: Yuki
"Hello and welcome to Angsting with Akito, I'm your host Akito and today's episode will be all about the angst with Yuki!" Akito stepped onto the stage with a large smile on her face. "For those who do not know this show we take random people who I tortured the crap out of and talk with them about it!"
A small spotlight turned on and it focused on Yuki, who was tied to a chair in his school uniform. Akito walked calmly over to the spot, she was wearing black pants and a black short sleeved shirt.
"Where… where am I? AKITO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! WHAT AM I DOING HERE! WHAT IS GOING ON!" Yuki yelled as he saw Akito and the studio audience. The audience laughed as Akito tapped Yuki on the head with a ruler that came out of nowhere.
"Why my dear Yuki, you are on…" and he pointed the ruler at the stupid audience which chanted:
"Angsting…With…AKITO!" and they all began clapping. Yuki stared at them all in disgust and tried getting out of his chair. He was tied to it and could not get up; Akito sat down in her own chair and watched Yuki struggle.
"Yuki dear, would you mind telling us about how I tortured you as a child?" Akito asked pleasantly and Yuki kept struggling and the studio audience laughed. Akito smiled at the camera and pointed her finger for the camera to switch to a visual of Yuki, who had taken a pocket knife and was now attempting to cut through the thick rope bonding him to the chair.
"Why?"
Akito sighed, this kid would not co-operate, "Because it's…" and Akito trialed off for the studio audience to fill her in.
"…"
"Yo audience that's your cue." Akito told them.
"Ohh… Angsting… With… AKITO!" and the audience began clapping.
Yuki stared at the audience. "You have got to be kidding me." He said, turning to Akito. Akito smiled and nodded, encouraging Yuki to start with his story.
"Ok fine. When I was younger I had a psychotic mom who-
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Kyo stood in front of the steps to a building. "Hi, I'm Kyo Sohma. And I used to be just an ordinary kid. You know, living life day to day in the simplest fashion."
The clip of Kyo on the steps cuts off to show mini-clips of Kyo getting the crap beaten out of him by an obsessive Kagura and being hugged by Tohru in public because she tripped. Another clip showed him being kicked through the paper door at his home by Yuki.
"Yeah… the simple life." Kyo continued, stumbling a little and swaying from side to side. "But then I got into the really cool stuff. Things like drugs and alcohol, you know, the stuff that special important kids do."
This clip of Kyo walking cuts to clips of him sitting in a chair all alone holding a bottle of beer with Kagura on his lap and Tohru standing beside him holding his shoulder with her feet nailed to the floor so she wouldn't trip, and Yuki was transformed into a rat and stuck into a dog kennel. There was a poof and burst of light as Yuki transformed back into a human, but was naked and trapped in a cage. The Yuki Sohma fan girls ran over and petted his purple hair and admired him.
"Yeah I was special. Those drugs and that beer made me the king of all people so remember, if you wanna be someone…" the clip cut off to show more of Kyo's "good" changes. Kyo's voice went over the clip of him sitting on a throne with cocaine and beer by his side on little tables. "Do drugs."
END BREAK
"Can I start my story now?" Yuki asked, he was still trying to cut through the ropes but the knife was to dull. Akito took the knife, sharpened it on a rock that was conveniently next to her and handed the blade back to Yuki.
"Yes Yuki you may."
"Ok." Yuki nodded to Akito and the studio audience as he continued trying to cut through the ropes. "So, my mom was a complete psychopath, right? And she sells me off to Akito for a penny and some chocolate ice cream, yeah? So after I began living with Akito she would lock me in rooms with Momiji for days on end. IT WAS TORTURE DAMMIT TORTURE!" Yuki began spazzing out and almost broke through the ropes withholding him.
Scratch that, he broke free.
Yuki stood pure psycho-ness in his eyes and he glared to Akito, who was sitting wide eyed at the boy. The "rope" that were holding Yuki had been solid unbreakable metal with thick rope surrounding them… and Yuki broke them.
"I will be you for what you did to me in my childhood." Yuki said darkly, all the while staring at Akito. "You want to know how it feels to be locked in a room with a complete psychopath. Well let me tell you, Momiji is not a fun person, he is to hyper and kept trying to seduce me."
The screen went black as Yuki came running at Akito and tackled her to the ground with hands around her neck. There was a large commotion to be heard and the sounds of shattering glass, along with random gasps from the stupid audience as they watched Yuki's anger unfold upon Akito.
Epilogue for the episode:
Akito sat in a small lonely room. She was hugging her knees and hiding from something… a horrible something. There was a noise from across the room and Akito shrieked crawling quickly towards the only door. She tried it but to no avail, it was locked.
"Please Yuki I'll do anything just let me out of here!" She screamed at the door, there was a chuckling heard on the other side and Akito clawed at the door even more.
"Oh Akito…" said an annoying voice Akito knew all to well.
There was a terrible scream as Momiji came out of the shadows of the room and walked towards Akito.
next up: Kyo-Kyo!
please review
andyes, Akito is a girl (i read manga spoilers but most people seem to know that anyway, i just wanted to confirm that its a fact)
Selina