I'm going somewhere for a few days, so I thought I'd just post two chapters at once…besides, they're both kinda short…
Also, I thought I'd say that there are a lot of references to Spongebob Squarepants in my story. Hey, maybe I should disclaim that…
Additional Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants. And Plankton is awesome.
Chapter Seven: Boy Jamie's House
Dudette's evening:
Dudette knocked on the door of boy Jamie's house, which was painted from top to bottom in a purple color the same shade as his hair. Dudette wondered how to get her own house painted.
Boy Jamie opened the door. "What do you want?" he asked irritably.
"I wanted to see how you were doing," said Dudette.
"Just fine," said boy Jamie, and prepared to close the door.
"Wait, I want to see your house!" said Dudette darting in.
"Darn, I didn't close it fast enough…" muttered boy Jamie.
"Hm?" asked Dudette.
"Oh, I just said how stupid you are," said boy Jamie.
"Whatever," said Dudette, taking in the house. "You just moved in, so I'm going to help you arrange all your furniture!"
"Hmm…" said Jamie. "Okay. Grab that sofa. Move it to the right. More, more. All the way to the back. To the left some. That's good…a little more…to the front a bit…"
Jamie stopped when the sofa was in the exact place it was before. Then he ordered Dudette to move everything else around and did absolutely nothing himself.
Dudette huffed when she was finally done. "Okay…anything else…?"
"Yeah, how about making us some dinner? Kitchen's that way," said boy Jamie.
Dudette nodded without even realizing that she was being used. She quickly prepared dinner while boy Jamie relaxed on the sofa and flipped through channels.
"Dinner's ready!" she finally called out, and set the table.
Boy Jamie sampled her cooking and made as many insults as possible between each bite. Dudette ignored them and ate her own dinner, marveling at the paintings that boy Jamie had up on the wall.
After dinner, boy Jamie said, "Leave me alone," and that was that. Dudette was kicked out.