Brotherhood Evolution, the Early Years: Moving in.

Well, here we come. This ten-chapter fic will detail all the major things that happened during the summer, right after Betsy joined and before the start of season two. There's a lot to cover, including mysterious pasts, and how exactly Lance started to fall for Kitty? Well, strap in your seatbelts, cause this is going to be a classic.

A/N: I hope no ones expecting anything serious here. All that writing is now saved for The B'hood Chronicles. This is pure insanity. Even I have to let out the tiger every few months

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The 'Hood House

"Yo Jerry, that's my girl. She ain't supposed to have a penis."

"Ah, Springer…" Lance said with a smirk as he sat in his chair with a bowl of popcorn. The others had gone to some county fair, leaving the Field commander of the Brotherhood alone at home in peace in quiet.

"WE'RE HOME!" Came the loud shout of Toad.

At least for a little while…

"Hey guys! I'm in here." Lance called out.

"What's up yo!" Toad called out as he hopped into the room. "Heh. Guess what the Mike dragged in…" Toad said with a smirk.

"Huh?" Lance asked as Pietro and Blob walked into the room. Mike, the newest Brotherhood addition followed, leading a young Asian woman into the room. She had purple hair that reached her mid back, and wore a pair of low rider jeans and a blue t-shirt that hugged her shapely form.

"And Betsy, this is Lance." Mike said as he motioned at Lance.

"Charmed, I'm sure." Lance said as he shook Betsy's hand. "So why's she here?"

"Direct, rude, and to the point." Betsy quipped. "Just like you said."

"Mike?" Lance asked again, anger building slightly on his face.

"She's a mutant Lance. A telepath. I figured we could use the mental muscle and she agreed that we're more her kinda people than the X-Geeks are."

"I'm right here you know…" Betsy quipped.

"Besides, we could use a few more people here." Todd added.

"And it's not like I'm standing right here." Betsy muttered.

"Hm… A telepath of our own, to help take Grey down a peg or two…" Lance thought as he scratched his chin. "I'll allow it." Lance said with a smirk. "Welcome to the Brotherhood Betsy."

"Thanks." Betsy said with a smirk. "Does the phone here work? I need to call home and see if my Brother will send me my stuff."

"In the kitchen." Todd answered. "Freddy can show you."

"Follow me my lady…" Blob said with flourish as he bowed low and led Betsy into his domain: The kitchen.

"So. Thinking with Little Mike on this one?" Lance asked Mike when the two were alone.

"Absolutely." Mike replied with a smirk.

"Well. Get the robes ready. We got another ceremony to perform." Lance said with a smirk.

"I'll get the paddle." Mike added with a smile.

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A little later that night

The living room of the Brotherhood had been transformed. There were black drapes hanging from the walls, with torches hanging on the walls and candles scattered throughout the room. Betsy was standing in the center of the room, wearing a white robe. Five figures surrounded her, all wearing Black robes and hoods obscuring their features.

"Elisabeth Braddock. You have petitioned the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants for membership."

"Since when are we evil?" Asked the small figure.

"I dunno." The fat one replied. "News to me."

"Yea. Since when are we the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, Pietro?" Lance asked as he removed his hood to stare at the speedster.

"We've always been evil." Pietro defended.

"I always thought we were misunderstood delinquents with lovable charm." Mike quipped.

"No. We're very much evil mutants. Now can I continue?" Pietro demanded.

"Whatever." Lance said as he and Mike put their hood back on.

"As I was saying." Pietro muttered. "A sacred and ancient organization…"

"Pietro, we've only been together for a few months ourselves." Todd interrupted.

"For the love of…" Pietro muttered. "Can we have some silence during this solemn occasion?"

"Since when is it Solemn?" Mike asked. "You guys just each gave me a slap on the ass and said "Good Game" And then we were done."

"You know. I try to bring a little culture and ritual into this group, and this is how you morons thank me?" Pietro shouted as he removed his 'Hood.

"MORONS?" Mike demanded as he and Fred removed their hoods.

"Hey! I resemble that comment!" Todd shouted as he removed his hood.

"Little buddy…" Mike muttered as he slapped his face.

"See!" Pietro shouted at Betsy. "Look what I have to work with. Nothing but a bunch of riff raff…"

"Pietro…" Lance hissed. "DIE!" Lance shouted as he tackled Pietro to the ground and the two began to punch each other.

"Save some for me!" Mike shouted as he leapt into the fray and began to help beat Pietro.

"Gang away!" Todd shouted as he jumped in and began to fight as well.

"I take it it's always like this?" Betsy asked Fred.

"No. Today's a good day. " Blob replied as he and Betsy watched the boys brawl on the floor. "Mike… Put him down."

(CRASH!) "My spine…" Pietro whimpered.

"Well. He put him down." Betsy winced with Blob.

"And out…" Blob muttered.

"Look like things are never dull around here." Betsy relied as she arched an eyebrow.

"You have no idea." Blob said with a smile.

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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution, The Early Years: Clean Up. Betsy convinces the Brotherhood to try and clean up the Boarding House. Random Hi-Jinks ensue.

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Later all. You know what to do. Peace out,

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