Me: Hello! I lurve the RoyEd pairing, so I decided to do some drabbles.

MP: (whispering: If you can call them that...)

Me: Ignoring that. Anyway... I think that's it!
-lawyers appear out of nowhere-

Me: -panicking- Right, right, I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!.!

MP: Baka.

Coffee. Sweet nectar of life. He couldn't think of anything that helped him wake up more. A shy, reclusive part of his brain said something about dew on mountains being good for it, but that made no sense. A much louder part of his brain said something about a person...

Ed smiled into his coffee, remembering that morning...

His thoughts were interrupted by Havoc and Fuery's entrance. They were talking animatedly. Ed listened absentmindedly.

"... the Colonel was looking rather happy today."

"He always looks happy in the mornings. Stupid morning person."

"No, no, it was different this time. He was dancing when he came in. He stopped when he saw me, but..."

"You wondering what I'm wondering?"

Ed took a big gulp of 'life-nectar.'

"Yeah. Wonder what unfortunate girl he fucked this time.

Ed snorted with laughter.

With the big gulp of coffee in his mouth.

Hot coffee through the nose hurts.

--teh endness--

Me: Short and sweet!
MP: Sure!
Me: Wow, really?
MP: If you replace 'sweet' with 'sucky...'

Me: You're such a mean Muse...

MP: And don't you forget it.