P'g: Hey! I wrote this (yes, this one too) a while ago. It was about year ago when I first started getting into Saiyuki. When I wrote this (as I explain later in the interview with Kougaiji) that I had only see the last four episodes of Gensomaden and the Requiem movie.
The Interview Show
"With Miss Oober herself, Holly!"
(The audience cheers and holds up sayings with Holly's name on it and various other things)
Holly: Hey, Hey! How's it hanging everyone? Did you miss me? On this addition of the Interview Show, we'll be talking with various characters from Saiyuki! Hurray! So, shall we get started…?
(The audience claps as Kougaiji comes on stage)
Holly: Hello, Kougaiji, how are you?
Kougaiji: I'm fine.
Holly: You don't mind if I call you, Kou, do you? Your name is just so long.
Kougaiji: I'd prefer Kougaiji…
Holly: TT;;; alright then…but can I at least have it "Kou" for the script?
Kougaiji: I suppose as long I don't see the script…than it should be ok.
Holly: HURRAY!
Kou: …
Holly: So, Kougaiji, I must know…what's up with the rivalry between you and Goku, or much more so, Sanzo?
Kougaiji: They're stopping me from getting my mother back.
Holly: Oh, how so?
Kougaiji: My stepmother…
Holly: That's Lirin's actually mother, right?
Kougaiji: Right. But as I was saying, my stepmother wanted Sanzo sacred scrolls in order to reawaken Gyumao-
Holly: Who?
Kougaiji: Gyumao…
Holly: Who the heck is that? I'm sorry, I must apologize, I've only seen the last four episodes of Gensomaden and I saw Requiem…that's all.
Kougaiji: Gyumao is the demon king.
Holly: Uh-huh, uh-huh (nods head while listening)
Kougaiji: He is causing demons to turn bad…
Holly: But then why aren't…er…Goku and Hakkai and…that dude you're with (flips through notes) ... Do…ku…ga…ku…ji…. Um…yeah…why aren't they bad?
Kougaiji: First of all…Hakkai used to be human-apparently…-
Holly: (nods head) yesh, yesh, that's right.
Kougaiji: and Goku is…well…Goku…
Holly: Maybe it's because he's got like…a 'god-like' status…
Kougaiji: (mutters something about how impossible that could be) Anyway, Dokugakuji is…
Holly: That's wonderful, but why would you work for a women you don't like…?
Kougaiji: I never said that…
Holly: I mean…that's just sad…
Kougaiji: O.o what are you talking about?
Holly: Don't you take vacations?
Kougaiji: What?
Holly: Cream pie, or banana pie?
Kougaiji: What does that have to do with anything?
Holly: I dunno, but I like Lemon Meringue!
Kougaiji: Um…
Holly: Well, I'm glad you were here and congrats on getting married to Yaone!
Kougaiji: O.o what? That never happened…
Holly: Bye!
Kougaiji:(glares) /what a retarded kid…/
(Kougaiji leaves the stage a bit confused. The audience is also confused)
Holly: What an excellent way to start off the show, now, let's get some boring people out of the way…that Dokugaku guy! Hurray!
(Dokugakuji comes out looking a little confused himself)
Holly: So, how's life being as boring as you are?
Dokugakuji: I'm not boring.
Holly: Most certainly, but you did have some cool lines in Requiem…
Dokugakuji: Um…
Holly: You're name is long too…
Dokugakuji: So…?
Holly: I mean, who names their kid DOKUGAKUJI…?
Dokugakuji: Hey, I don't like you insulting my name.
Holly: I apologize, anyway, what was it like marrying Yaone…?
Dokugakuji: Huh? I never did that…
Holly: (giggles)
Dokugakuji: You're doing this to piss me off, aren't you?
Holly: Ahem, as I've mentioned to past guests…there are two rules on this show…1) never insult the hostess, and 2) this is a non-bias show.
Dokugakuji: But what does that have to do with swearing…?
Holly: You're not allowed to swear…
Dokugakuji: But that's not a rule…
Holly: It is now.
Dokugakuji: (starts becoming a bit frustrated)
Holly: I've seen so many clips of you killing your mom…has it now become a game or something?
Dokugakuji: O.O! WHAT DID YOU SAY? I SHOULD KILL YOU! (grabs his sword out)
Holly: (still sitting in her chair calmly) If you smash my blue fluffy chair, who many special guests like Horo Horo-chan, Taichi, and Rock have sat in, I will be beyond vexed. (nods head) Though I apologize for what I said.
Dokugakuji: (calm, but still mad) Fine. (sits down)
Holly: Anyway, what are your feelings towards your brother?
Dokugakuji: He's my brother, what feelings am I supposed to have?
Holly: …(blinks)…brother feelings…
Dokugakuji: (laughs…which confused Holly and the audience) He's ok, but I'm not going to prance around and save him all the time.
Holly: I don't think Gojyo needs it…
Dokugakuji: No, I don't either.
Holly: But, if you don't care that much, why'd you save him so many years ago?
Dokugakuji: He was a kid…and what mother was doing was wrong. She would have killed him!
Holly: Aw, how nice…looking out for your little brother. I'd probably do the same thing. I have a little brother too! Anyway, thank you for being here…you turned out to be not so boring after all…
Dokugakuji: …Alright then. Good-bye.
(Dokugakuji leaves)
Holly: ok, let's get to some people I know better…everyone, let's welcome Hakkai!
(Fangirls wave posters and scream 'I love you' as Hakkai happily walks on stage and waves to everyone)
Holly: Hello, Hakkai, how are you?
Hakkai: Very well thank you. And you?
Holly: I'm doing very well myself, thank you. As we get started, I must ask you this question?
Hakkai: Yes?
Holly: How's life been now that you've married Yaone?
Hakkai: Huh? I never did that…
Holly: …We all know you did at some point, but that's ok.
Hakkai: I assure you, I didn't…but anyway…
Holly: You used to be a teacher, right?
Hakkai: Yes.
Holly: That must mean being a part of the orphanage made you Catholic, right?
Hakkai: What? Um…I suppose.
Holly: But you're a Buddhist now?
Hakkai: That's correct.
((A/N: I heard he might be Taoist...can someone correct me on this...))
Holly: And Hakuryu's your love child?
Hakkai: O.o what?
Holly:(major sweatdrop)I had hot chocolate today, you must forgive me not making any sense (giggles)
Hakkai:(sweatdrop) I see…
Holly: But on a serious note, why would you kill thousands of demons?
Hakkai: For Kanan…
Holly: Ok, so if Kanan told you to jump off a bridge, you'd do it…?
Hakkai: I don't think she'd ask me that…
Holly: But she got you to kill thousands of demons…
Hakkai: No, I only did that to save her.
Holly: I see! But do you think she'd want you to kill to save her?
Hakkai: No, but unfortunately I wasn't thinking straight.
Holly: If you could, would you go back and change that?
Hakkai: Hmmm, that's a good question…if I could go back and change it; I'd probably go back far enough to save her from being captured. But if all of that didn't happen then I would have never have met Gojyo, Sanzo or Goku.
Holly: Do you think you'll ever fully recover from it?
Hakkai: I don't suppose I will, but how can I? I will always remember it.
Holly: I suppose it's better that you do remember it. Whether the memory is good or bad you can always learn from it.
Hakkai: (chuckles) I agree.
Holly: Well, I wish you the best of luck on your journey to the west.
Hakkai: Why thank you. I wish the best of luck to you and your show.
(Hakkai waves to the cheering fans while he leaves)
P'g: Alrighty! There's the first of 3 Interview parts with the Saiyuki Characters! Next up is Gojyo, Lirin and Sanzo!