Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own them

Warning: Pretty weird stuff spawned from my subconscious and too many hours playing the Sims2. Male pregnancy and OOC Yuki. Again, I warned you!

"Y...Yuki...I have something to tell you."

Yuki looked up from the newspaper he was reading, glaring daggers at the pink haired baka in front of him.

"Wha--." He started to yell, but tapered off when he saw the look on the young singers face. For the first time in... well Yuki couldn't remember when... Shuichi looked serious. "What is it?" He asked softer

"Well..." Shuichi said, a blush coming across his face "I... We... I'm..."

Yuki cocked his head at him, folding up his newspaper and proping himself up on his desk with his elbow, head supported on his hand.

"Spit it out." Yuki said

"Well... you see..."

"Come on, brat, I don't have all day."

"But... Yuki..."

"What is it?"

"I'm pregnant!" Shuichi yelled, covering his head from the blows he expected to rain down upon him. Instead, he recieved silence.

"Huh?"

"I'm... we're having a baby."

"Shuichi... that's... not even possible."

"Aparently so."

Yuki reached up and scratched his head. This had to be the dumbest thing Shuichi has ever said.

"Shu. You. Are. Not. Pregnant." He said

"Uh huh!"

"No."

"Yes!"

Yuki swallowed, his patience running thin.

"How... how would you even know?" Yuki asked

Shuichi blushed again.

"Are you sure you want me to--."

"Never mind." Yuki said hurridly "Forget I asked."

There was a beat of silence. Yuki sighed, reaching into his desk for his pack of cigarettes. Shuichi's eyes widened in horror, and his hand reached up, snatching the pack before Yuki could pull one out.

"No smoking! It's bad for the--."

"SHUICHI! THIS IS INSANE! YOU ARE A MALE!" Yuki screamed "A MAN! MEN DO NOT HAVE BABIES!"

Shuichi sighed, his head lowering as tears formed in his eyes.

"I..." Shuichi began "I'm sorry... It's not like I... I wanted to. But, when I found out... I was happy. I thought... 'Me and Yuki are going to bring something into this world...'"

Yuki sighed, rubbing his hands over his face, shaking his head to clear his thoughts. At last, he stood, and reached for Shuichi's hand.

"Come on." He said gently "We'll go to a doctor and figure this out."

"How have you been feeling Mr. Shindo?"

Shuichi looked up at his doctor, purple eyes shining.

"Mostly okay... a little nauseas... kinda dizzy..."

"Well... that's perfectly normal." The doctor replied, looking over his chart, ignoring Yuki's 'For crying out loud remark' "You seem to be in perfect health... let me just..." He made a few scribbles. Shuichi shifted on the bed, his hand lazily gripping Yuki's "When was your last menstrual period?"

"Uh... two monday's ago."

"WHAT!" Yuki screamed

"Kidding!" Shuichi yelled, laughing with the doctor "We're kidding. I just decided to mess with you a little. I convinced the doctor to do it while you were in the bathroom."

"Oh..." Yuki said, his heartbeat slowly returning to normal "So this whole thing..."

"No... the pregnancy things real." Shuichi replied calmly

Yuki sighed, collasping and falling off of the stool, landing on the floor with an unsetteling thud.

"Ow."

"Um..." The doctor whispered to Shuichi "Should I..."

"He's fine." Shuichi replied "You were saying?"

"Shu. Trust me." Yuki said from the floor "You are not pregnant."

"Well..." The doctor said "I'll be the judge of that."

"I need a cigarette." Yuki muttered, stumbling out of the room

Shuichi sighed, biting his lip.

"I hope he's not mad..." He murmered to himself

'What if Yuki's not happy about this? What if he doesn't want a baby? What if he makes me...'

Shuichi clenched his eyes closed, refusing to think such horrible thoughts. No. This baby was his. There's. And nothing, no one would change that.

"He's out of his mind." Yuki murmered, slumping down outside of the hospital, inhaling his precious nicotine as if he'd die without it "Although... he has been pretty sick in the mornings... maybe he's really..." Yuki laughed "Nah. Couldn't be... that's just... ridiculous."

"WHAT!"

"Yuki. You're yelling again." Shuichi said calmly

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S REALLY PREGNANT!" Yuki yelled, digging his fingers into his scalp to keep from digging them into the doctors neck.

"I'm sorry Mr. Yuki... but that's what all the tests say."

Yuki sighed, rubbing his forehead.

"Do you not realize that Shuichi is a guy?"

The doctor shrugged, leaving the room.

"Stranger things have happened."

'No.' Yuki thought 'They really haven't.'

The two drove home in silence. In fact, the two didn't speak at all for the rest of the night.

'I think he hates me.' Shuichi thought, as he started drifting off to sleep 'Maybe he'll make me leave... or just resent me for the rest of our lives together. Or maybe he'll... huh?'

Shuichi looked down, to find that, in his sleep, Yuki had scooted closer to him, and his hand had slid up his shirt, and was tracing little circles around his navel. Shuichi felt a smile creep onto his face as he laid his hand ontop of Yuki's, squeezing it tightly. Yuki scooted even closer to him, his arms wrapping around Shuichi protectively.

Shuichi fell asleep that night drowing in warmth.

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A.N. Can't say I didn't warn you! Hope this wasn't too weird and random. This idea came about when I was really bored one day, and I spent way too much time playing the Sims2. I made a Yuki and Shuichi family, and I was pretty peeved when I found out that men can't have babies through conventional methods. I went to sleep peeved, and I guess that's where this came from.