I don't own Naruto
Sorry for the Unoriginality, but I just HAD to do this.
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20WAYS THAT YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO NARUTO
1.You shout rasengan when you see something shiney and blue
2.You yell "BAKA! HENTAI!" whenever someone touches you.
3.When you see a candlelight, you yell KATON: GOUKAKAYUU NO JUTSU.
4.When you see a fish you whisper "Naruto"
5.When you see an old man, you decide do ding-dong-ditch him yelling, JIRAYIA!
6.When you look at Brittney Spears, you say, "OMFG! AMERICAN TSUNADE!
7.When you see someone using a toothpick, you kick them and say, "DAMN YOU GENMA!"
8.When you see the movie Bambi, you continually say "Shika, Shika, Shika!"
9.When you see a hamburger you say, "OMG YOU KILLED INO!"
10.When you see Tom Cruise (and if you are a girl) you yell "OMG! KAKASHI! WHO HAS DEMASKED YOU?"
11.When you see a karate flick you snicker, "Bootleg Lee and Gai" over and over again.
12.Your basic conversation material is "What kind of Ramen did you have yesterday?"
13.When the teacher says "Who is the first president of the United States?" You say "The first Hokage!"
14.You think it's cool that Naruto says BELIEVE IT!
15.When someone smokes, you say, "ASUMA, CUT IT OUT!"
16When you see someone moonwalk, you say, "HOLY CRAP! It's Orochimaru!"
17When you bully someone, you say, "Take that…Kabuto…"
18When you eat Italian meatballs you can't help but say, "NIKUDUN SENSHIA!"
19You can't stop watching Japanese Anime.
20.You read my stories.
ALL DONE! SHORT ASS ONESHOT!