Taco-chan: THIS IS THE LAST CHAPPIE! THEN THE SEQUEL STARTS!
Kellie: And…you'll find out who won in this chappie.
Disclaimer: #notes lawyers eyeing Taco-chan's 46 manga books# I don't own Inuyasha – just the Ani-Manga books. #One brave lawyers tries to touch manga books and gets slapped# Hands off my manga, you son of a bitch! You know how much that stuff costs me? Probably more then you make in a month!
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Chapter 12:
The hospital and the bet
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Inuyasha, Kagome, Kellie, Mari, Jessica, Avery, and Kristen were happily walking down the street. "Hey…weren't we gonna go visit the hospital? You know…laugh at Homo's sorry ass for a little bit, laugh at the most likely insane Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi, talk to the doctors about maybe putting all four of them in the psycho ward for everyone's safety…" Mari pointed out.
"Oh yeah!" Kellie said.
"We're almost there!" Kagome giggled.
"I can't wait to see the look on their faces!" Kristen laughed.
They stopped in front of a huge white building that said 'HOSPITAL' in bright orange letters. Everyone but Kellie went in.
"It's…orange…" Kellie said in awe.
"Yes, Kellie. Orange. Now it's time to laugh at Hojo." Mari stated slowly.
Kellie stopped staring at the letters. "YAY!" she screamed and pulled Mari into the hospital.
Inuyasha turned around. "Are you sure she doesn't suffer from insanity?"
"I don't suffer from insanity." Kellie said. "I enjoy every minute of it!" she smiled.
They walked up to the desk. "Um…excuse me?"
The fat old woman in a WAY too tight uniform turned around. "What?" she asked in a snobby voice.
"What room is Hojo Asuki in?" Kagome asked in a sweet voice.
"What do you care?" The woman asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Just mind your own goddamn business and tell us what room he's in!" Mari yelled. Everyone in the waiting room stared at her. "What? You've never seen a girl my age swear before?"
"He's in room 403B, second floor, left wing. His little friends are next door to him, room 404B." The woman sneered.
"Thank you." Kagome replied.
"Bout frickin time." Kellie and Inuyasha snorted.
"Kellie! Inuyasha!"
"Ah, let's just keep moving."
The seven teenagers got on the elevator and went to the second floor. "You know, we could have easily used the stairs." Jessica said.
Avery shrugged. "So?"
"So – ah, screw it."
They made it to room 403B and 404B. "Okay. Inuyasha, Kellie, and Mari can visit Homo first, and us four can visit Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi first. After about 10 minutes, we'll switch." Kagome said.
"Deal." Inuyasha said. The groups went into their rooms.
With Hojo…
Inuyasha, Kellie, and Mari went into room 403B and were surprised to see Hojo conscious and talking to the nurse.
"I don't really know what happened." said Joho – um, Homo – oops, Hobo – uh…Hojo. Yeah that's it. "I was beat up by a guy with dog ears."
The nurse looked skeptical. "Okay, if you say so…" she walked out.
Hojo then noticed the three. "Oh, hello, Mari and Kellie…" He greeted happily. He sent an icy glare at Inuyasha, but said nothing to acknowledge him. Inuyasha didn't notice. He was too busy staring at Hojo's bald head.
…
Oh…
Didn't I mention…?
I didn't? Okay, well, they had shaved his head for the catscan. Okay, so…back to the story.
Inuyasha and Kellie started rolling on the floor laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST THING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEEN!" Inuyasha yelled.
"YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kellie replied.
Mari just stared. "Awwww…no fair…your hair was really funny…" she pouted.
"You'll get over it." Kellie said, patting Mari on the back. "Besides, don't you want to laugh at his sorry ass?"
"I'm still not over it." She murmured.
2 seconds later…
Mari perked up. "Okay I'm over it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE A GAY LOSER!"
The three laughed at him for a good three days…
Wait.
THREE DAYS!
#looks over script#...Sorry guys…technical error there…let's try that again.
The three laughed at him for a good ten minutes, and probably would of kept on laughing…
That is, if Kagome didn't enter the room.
"Hey, guys, you should see Ayumi, Eri, and Yuka, they're bald…" Kagome said, walking in. She looked at Hojo. "Oh…you're bald too…"
Hojo sighed. "Yes, sadly…"
Jessica, Avery and Kristen came in. They only glanced at Hojo and, sure enough, started to roll on the floor in laughter.
Kagome gave him a quick glance-over. "Aww…man…you ain't all that beat up…dammit…"
"I thought that was a good thing." Hojo said.
"Not in your case."
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About an hour later, the teenagers left the hospital. Kristen, Avery, Jessica, Mari, and Kellie waved goodbye to Inuyasha and Kagome when they made it to the shrine. Now it was just Inuyasha and Kagome in the scene. Okay? Okay. Back to the story.
"You ready, Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"Ready." Kagome replied.
The two jumped into the well, and the familiar blue light surrounded them. They had made it back to Feudal Japan.
"Hey, Inuyasha…remember that bet we made?" Kagome asked.
"Huh?" Inuyasha asked.
-- FLASHBACK --
"Hey Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yeah?"
"I bet you when we get back, Miroku'll be unconscious." Inuyasha finished with a smirk.
"Okay, but what are we betting?" Kagome said.
"If I win, you can't 'sit' me for a week."
"Okay, but if I win, you have to be nice to me, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and Kirara…and everyone else we meet for a week."
Inuyasha's smirk grew. "Deal."
-- END FLASHBACK --
"Oh…yeah…now I remember…" Inuyasha trailed off.
"I wonder who'll win…" Kagome thought out loud.
"I bet I'll win." Inuyasha smirked.
"Name the stakes?" Kagome said.
((A/n Geez…they're betting over a bet. How stupid…))
"Whoever wins, the other person has to do their thing for double the time."
"So, when I win, you'll have to be nice to everyone for 2 weeks?" Kagome inquired.
"If you win, which I highly…" Inuyasha stared.
"Oh my god…" Kagome murmured.
"I suddenly don't feel all that great…" Inuyasha muttered.
"Why?" Kagome asked innocently. "Is it because you lost BOTH bets AND Sango and Miroku are making out practically right in front of you?"
"Both." Inuyasha whined and ran to a bush to hurl up about 30 cups of ramen.
Kagome sighed. "I told you not to eat all that ramen…"
"Shaddup…" Inuyasha grumbled. "HEY! GET A ROOM, WOULD YA?" He yelled down the hill at the now blushing Sango and Miroku.
"Gah!" Sango cried and knocked Miroku over the head. "H-h-i guy-s, w-wel-c-com-e b-back."
"Cut the crap, we all saw you." Inuyasha stated and went into Kaede's hut.
Sango looked confused. "What's his problem?" she asked Kagome.
"He lost a bet." Kagome shrugged, then smirked evilly. "Now he has to be nice to everyone for two weeks."
"Are you sure that's such a good idea, Kagome? What if Naraku shows up? Or Koga?"
"If Naraku shows, I'll make an exception. And Koga…if he shows up, I'll let Inuyasha pound him for once."
"HALLEJUAH!" Inuyasha cried for inside the hut.
"Now…what was with that whole kissing scene?" Kagome asked, trying not to laugh.
"W-w-we-ll, ummm………" Sango started, but couldn't finish. Kagome laughed and walked into the hut. "Hey…it's not that funny…" Sango whined and followed her.
Four hours later…
A tired Shippo entered the hut and fell asleep as soon as he hit the ground.
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Taco-chan: The END! Make sure to look out for my sequel, 'The Week of Hell' (Or some other name that seems like it…)
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Inuyasha: YES! This is the end! Woo hoo!
Taco-chan: I don't think so, buddy. For you, the pain is just beginning…Muwhahahahahahaha!
Inuyasha: NO!
Kagome: YES!
Inuyasha: Grrr………Kagome…
Kagome: Inuyasha…
Miroku: Sango, my dear! #gropes her…#
Sango: Miroku! #knocks pervert out#
Koga: Mutt-face!
Inuyasha: Wolf Shit!
Shippo: Mr. Doughnut head! #everyone stares# What? Everyone was saying names!
Taco-chan: #Glances at Shippo weirdly# Okay, then…Bye! See you next story!