Kisame woke up one beautiful morning to start his early chores. He turned to Itachi, who was sleeping beside him and said, "Are you getting up or what, you damn bum?" Itachi had a goofy smile on his face as he said, "Sarutobi-chan, let me unbutton your pants for you…"

Kisame's eyes twitched as he listened to the disgusting dreams that his partner was having. The poor fishman quickly grabbed his coat and ran out the door before his mind was even more disturbed!

Once outside, Kisame headed to the nearest town. He whistled the 'Powerpuff Girls' theme song to himself as he entered the town. He pulled a list out of his pocket and read it over. 'Hmm…we need milk, cream, bagels, and Deidara's foot cream…' Kisame thought as he put the list away. Just as he was about to walk into the town store, someone bumped into him.

It was a girl with long black hair and…white eyes! 'A Hyuga, eh?' Kisame wondered as he pulled the girl up. "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, FAT ASS!" shouted the girl. Kisame was a bit surprised by the girl's furious reaction. Kisame's grip on his blade tightened as he replied, "Watch your mouth, brat! I can cut you in half right now!"

The Hyuga girl smirked and exclaimed, "I kinda like you! What's your name?" "Hoshigaki Kisame, at your service!" "I'm Hyuga Hanabi!" Kisame grinned and thought, 'Interesting kid…' Soon, the two became friends and Kisame decided that they could go out for ice cream later.

Hanabi helped her new friend buy everything on the list. While eating their ice cream, the two friends learned more about one another. Of course, Kisame kept the fact that he's an Akatsuki member a secret.

"Thanks for hanging out with me, Kisame-san!" Hanabi said. Before Kisame could reply, she gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. Kisame felt his cheeks get hot as Hanabi ran home, waving goodbye.

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