CHAPTER 21: Voldie Gets Surv'd.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Oh man... I'm so negligent. But I use myspace less recently so it's harder to come up with scenarios. Suggestions are great! Keep em coming, if you have 'em. Here's a quick little survey for those who have been waiting for updates on this.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own HP, and related materials. Don't believe it? Go ahead sue me. You can have the two dollars I found in my wallet yesterday. :D

Lord Voldemort logged into Myspace. He just returned from a mission to Bulgaria, trying to recruit the Durmstrang youth to the dark side. He brought cookies. Apparently rumor has it that there are cookies on the dark side. So Voldemort packed some Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies, just incase. He yielded great success. At least five new "pledges." It was more than refreshing to sit in front of his computer, viewing his page. The urge to take a survey struck. It struck hard. So, alas he filled one out:

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What do you think of bamboo?

I find that I rarely think of bamboo. What a ridiculous thing to think about.

Who's the last person who made you mad?
Yaxley…caught him not washing his hands after he took a piss in my bathroom.

When's the last time you went to the doctor?
I don't go to those ...vile muggles.

Ever been to Minneapolis?
Saw the Jonas Brothers there. :/. To kill them. I tried to kill them. I don't, you know, like that sort of thing…

Do you take good notes?
Ha! Really!? I'm a dark lord, I'm not a school boy.

Chicken strips or a burger?
C'mon. I'm classier than that.

What was the best movie you've seen this year?
None. But I'm really excited to see myself in the next Harry Potter film coming out.

What is your opinion on roses?
If you give me them, I'll crucio you. It'll be painful.

Are you at all racist?
It's my thing. PUREBLOOD POWER!

Do you have any handmade jewelry?
Wow, that'd be really questionable of me, wouldn't it?

What's the last thing you hid from your parents?

They're dead.

Are you obsessed with Twilight like everyone else?
Get over yourself.

Do you own a digital camera?
Yes, but Lucius is always borrowing it, doing sick things with it.

I almost don't want it back.

When's the last time you were extremely nervous?
HA. As if I get nervous!

Do you like being outside?
I enjoy the occasional short hike & picnic. Followed by torture of the innocent in a public place, like YELLOWSTONE.

Can you make a commitment & keep it?
If it's an evil commitment. MWUAHAHA.

Would you ever want to learn how to play the piano?
If Elton John can do it, so can Voldemort.

What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
Ask the Death Eaters. I certainly don't do my own laundry.

What's your favorite kind of cookie?
I'm a big fan of Oatmeal Raisin.

Where do you live?
I can't reveal that information. Top secret.

Stars, polka dots, hearts, or stripes?
Skulls & blood?

Lions, tigers, or bears?
OH MY.

Do you have a big bedroom?
It's huge.

What time is it?
It's 5:00 somewhere…

iPod or Zune?

Ugh.

What is your favorite electronic possession?
This here laptop. Clearly.

What's your favorite month?
I like August. Don't know why.

When's the last time you yelled?
Today. Wormtail is an unbelievably incompetent person.

What's the weather like outside?
Haven't checked.

Do you enjoy Christmas time?
I can't say I do.

What's the last thing you broke?
It's illegal.

Do you have neat handwriting?
Um…

Did you ever want to be a cop?
Imagine? Mwuahahah, never. Never in my life.

Do you like the band The Cab?
I don't know what you're talking about.

Are you a secretive person?
Extremely. It comes with the Dark Lord thing.

Who is your favorite adult?
Salazar Slytherin. Although he's dead.

When is the last time you cleaned something?
Had to clean the basement out after that Death Eater/Dementor mixer I threw last night......out of control.

When's the last time you were super excited?

Whenever I'm about to make a kill, exciting stuff right there.

Do you have any posters in your bedroom?
No. Tacky. Very tacky.

How do you feel about tea?
I drink it from time to time.

Shorts or pants?
I wear robes. Long, creepy, black robes.

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& then he hit POST BULLETIN & summoned his followers. It was time to, finally, get down to business.

Maybe.

Okayyy! There's a quick chapter for anyone who still reads. Plz, suggestions fuel the updates if they're do-able suggestions. I'd love to hear what you'd like to see.

Again - sorry it's been months. haha.

3, Jaye.