You're Joking, right?….

All we own in Sevian Snape. He's ours, all ours! J.K Rowling owns the rest.

'Rejoice! He's gone! Mouldywart is gone forever! I did it! I did it! I did it! Woowho!' Harry sang, breaking into an impromptu dance.

He pushed open the doors of the Great Hall to the gasps of stunned students.

Harry looked around strangely. A chorus of voices broke out around him.

'Who is that?'

'Whoever it is, they're cute.'

I'm cute? Cool! Harry thought.

'I think it's Harry Potter!'

'It is! I can see his scar?'

'It's Harry?'

'What the hell did he do to his hair?'

Harry reached up for his normally short, messy hair, but instead, brought down long, silky, black and dark red streaked hair.

Harry's only conherrent thought was WTF!

In Dumbledore's office, Harry admired his new, possibly improved form. He appeared to have shrunk, and his features had become more effeminate.

The rest of the Order was sitting in worried silence, contemplating this new development.

The silence was broken by Sirius.

'He reminds me of someone, but I can't think who…'

'So…' said Dumbledore, 'Lily must have slept with someone (other than james) between November and December 1978.

Severus Snape entered the office in time to here the last statement. His eyes shot to Harry and then widened.

'Oh dear Merlin, No!'

Sirius looked between him and Harry and realised exactly who Harry reminded him of.

He shot to his feet with a cry of 'You bastard!'

He launched himself at Snape and a full on fight ensured. It took the rest of the Order a few seconds to work it out. They turned and looked at Harry in shock.

Harry was still blissfully ignorant.

After sitting in shock for a while, Remus and Moody came to their senses and seperated Sirius and Severus.

'The Maniac bit me! I'll get Rabbies!' spat Severus.

But at that moment, Harry finally caught on, and promptly fainted.

Upon Reflex, Severus caught him, looked down at him in horror for a second and let go.

Sirius lept forward and scooped Harry from the air and into his arms, shooting Severus a very dirty look.

'You do realise that that is my son that you are holding!' Severus said dryly.

Sirius paled and dumped Harry on the ground.

Severus looked down at the unconscious form and groaned silenty.