I only own this fully loaded .44 magnum which I'm going to use to shoot my over-enthusiastic boyfriend who some how convinced me to be bottom…now I can't sit…enjoy the fic.
Dear Lily and James,
Sirius: Hey, we're doing good.
Remus: We're doing well, read a book once in a while.
Sirius: Sorry oh master of the large cranium. We're doing WELL.
Remus: Wow, cranium, such a large word for someone of your intellect.
Sirius: Oh shut up.
Remus: As you can tell I have managed to rein the loose cannon once known as Sirius Black.
Sirius: HAVE NOT!
Remus: Sit.
Sirius: Okay…wait…DAMNIT!
Remus: Thank you for proving my point once again.
Sirius: Asshole.
Remus: We are supposed to be writing a letter to Lily and James, not acting like impudent children.
Sirius: Sighs We are writing a letter, watch as words appear as we speak.
Remus: Move your hand.
Sirius: No, I don't think I will.
Remus: Moans Move your hand now please.
Sirius: Nope.
Remus: Fuck…harder…
Sirius: Mmm.
Remus: Ahhh…Ooooh…GOD! SIRIUS!
Sirius: You have just experienced what Remus sounds like when getting a hand-job. Hope you enjoyed.
Remus: We are not sending that.
Sirius: Yes we are.
Remus: GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!
Sirius: NO! I can just imagine James face when he reads this! Laughs Into the envelope you go, now fly owl fly like the wind to James Potter!
Remus: GODDAMNIT!
"Can't they write a letter like conventional people?" Lily asked, a few shades paler than when they started reading the letter.
"Sirius has never been what you would call conventional," James laughed and shook his head.
sweetsluvr- well, that was oddly DISGUSTING sirius and remus are NOT gay! they are srt8 and even if they were gay (WHICH THEY'RE NOT) they wouldn't like EACH OTHER! u pervert.
There was a warning of slash; it was right on the summery, SBRL slashy goodness. Of course they would like each other, they are one of the best pairings you fucked up moron. I will not deni that I am indeed a pervert. Next time you decide I need to know that you're a homophobe, do it with correct grammar srt8 is not a word, straight is.