I only own this fully loaded .44 magnum which I'm going to use to shoot my over-enthusiastic boyfriend who some how convinced me to be bottom…now I can't sit…enjoy the fic.

Dear Lily and James,

Sirius: Hey, we're doing good.

Remus: We're doing well, read a book once in a while.

Sirius: Sorry oh master of the large cranium. We're doing WELL.

Remus: Wow, cranium, such a large word for someone of your intellect.

Sirius: Oh shut up.

Remus: As you can tell I have managed to rein the loose cannon once known as Sirius Black.

Sirius: HAVE NOT!

Remus: Sit.

Sirius: Okay…wait…DAMNIT!

Remus: Thank you for proving my point once again.

Sirius: Asshole.

Remus: We are supposed to be writing a letter to Lily and James, not acting like impudent children.

Sirius: Sighs We are writing a letter, watch as words appear as we speak.

Remus: Move your hand.

Sirius: No, I don't think I will.

Remus: Moans Move your hand now please.

Sirius: Nope.

Remus: Fuck…harder…

Sirius: Mmm.

Remus: Ahhh…Ooooh…GOD! SIRIUS!

Sirius: You have just experienced what Remus sounds like when getting a hand-job. Hope you enjoyed.

Remus: We are not sending that.

Sirius: Yes we are.

Remus: GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!

Sirius: NO! I can just imagine James face when he reads this! Laughs Into the envelope you go, now fly owl fly like the wind to James Potter!

Remus: GODDAMNIT!

"Can't they write a letter like conventional people?" Lily asked, a few shades paler than when they started reading the letter.

"Sirius has never been what you would call conventional," James laughed and shook his head.

sweetsluvr- well, that was oddly DISGUSTING sirius and remus are NOT gay! they are srt8 and even if they were gay (WHICH THEY'RE NOT) they wouldn't like EACH OTHER! u pervert.

There was a warning of slash; it was right on the summery, SBRL slashy goodness. Of course they would like each other, they are one of the best pairings you fucked up moron. I will not deni that I am indeed a pervert. Next time you decide I need to know that you're a homophobe, do it with correct grammar srt8 is not a word, straight is.