One day, as Danny was lying on a couch, being served by his slaves and girlfriends, Ember floated through the ceiling.

She remained invisible before strumming her guitar. Black waves washed over everyone.

Danny blinked.

"Whoa, where am I? Why are you all crowded around me? Why are the girls wearing harem outfits? And why are the guys dressed like butlers? And why am I dressed like a pimp?"

Star was the first to speak.

"GET HIM!"

Danny ran screaming for the elevator. As soon as he was in he started banging on the Door Close button. The doors started to close. He sighed with relief.

"Hello, Danny."

Sam was in the elevator.

Danny shrieked in terror and starting pounding furiously on the Door Open button. Sam leaned over him and pressed Door Close.

"Let's have a little talk, Danny," she said as the doors closed and the elevator started to descend.

He gulped.

Sam reached for her ears and pulled out … the Fenton Phones!

"Danny…I was never under Ember's spell."

"Wha…?"

"I. Was. Never. Under. Ember's. Spell."

"What happened?"

Sam quickly gave a short, edited version of what had happened.

"Sam," Danny said. "I don't remember any of this, but I'm sure Monday's, half of Tuesday's, and some Sunday's were my favorite days."

He and Sam smiled and had a real first kiss. (the Truth or Dare French kiss didn't count)

Unfortunatley then, the elevator opened and revealed Star, Paulina, Valerie, Dash, Tucker, Kwan, and Mikey, all holding an assorment of weapons.

Danny tried to run, but he couldn't.

Meanwhile, Ember, who had followed everyone to make sure Danny got hurt, turned visible laughing evilly.

Which distracted everyone quite nicely.

Danny shot an ecto-blast while the others weren't looing. It hit Ember's guitar. She shrieked as a random pink haze streamed from her guitar and hit everyone.

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"Maddie, we got a letter from Danny!"

Maddie slit open the envelope and read out loud to Jack.

"Dear Mom and Dad, I just got married to Sam, Paulina, Star, and Valerie and we are staying in France to live in a Playboy Mansion with Tucker, Dash, Mikey, and Kwan to be our butler/slaves. BYE!"

Maddie promptly passed out and Jack took this opertunity to raid the fudge cellar.