A/N: I think we've all taken those stupid email quizzes at some point or another. I personally think it's more fun to read someone else's than to do one yourself. But I was rereading the Harry Potter series and I started thinking "I wonder what it would be like if not only Harry took one, but people like Tonks and Lupin and Dobby took one." And so, I came out with this fan fic. Hope you guys like it.

May the Force be with you. (Sorry. It's a habit. My specialty is Star Wars fan fics.)

Master Evenstar

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. Or their email accounts.

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To: FreeTheElves.AT.hogwarts.mail(Hermione), ChudleyCannonsFan.AT.hogwarts.mail(Ron), Padfoot.AT.orderofthepheonix.mail(Snuffles)

From: BoyWhoLived.AT.hogwarts.mail(Harry)

Subject: Stupid Email Quiz

1. Full Name (First and Last): Harry Potter

2. Age: 15

3. Living Arrangement: Hogwarts Dorm

4. Favorite Book: Quidditch Teams of Britain and Ireland

5. Best Feeling in the World: Winning a Quidditch game

6. Worst Feeling in the World: Seeing Voldemort return

7. Last Thing You Thought Last Night: That Umbridge woman is a cow.

8. First Thing You Thought This Morning: What do I need to plan for the DA tonight?

9. Future Child's Name: Do I really need to think about this right now?

10. Most Important Thing in Life: Stopping Voldemort, friends, getting Cho to like me O.o

11. Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate, duh!

12. Do you like to drive fast: Does flying count?

13. Thunder Storms, Cool or Scary: Cool, unless they're during a Quidditch match

14. What was your first mode of transportation: Nimbus 2000

15. What's your favorite mode of transportation: My Firebolt

16. If you could meet anyone dead or alive, who would it be: My parents

17. Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Butterbeer

18. Do you eat the stems of broccoli: When Hermione manages to free all the house elves at Hogwarts maybe

19. If you could have any job, what would it be: Auror

20. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be: I'm good, thanks.

21. If you could get a tattoo, what and where would it be: Maybe Cho in a little heart somewhere nobody could see O.o

22. Have you ever been in love: I think so

23. Is the glass half empty or half full: What's the point of this question?

24. What's under you bed: Why would I tell you?

25. Favorite Vacation Spot: The Burrow

26. Lake or Ocean: I've never seen the ocean, so lake

27. Boxers or Briefs: Who put this question in here?

28. Say on nice thing about the person who sent this to you: I guess you're not that annoying, Colin

29. Who is most likely to respond: Hermione

30. Who is least likely to respond: Ron, I'm not sure he knows how to work a computer properly

Harry

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A/N: I'm going to be skipping around generations, so I don't want anyone to feel confused if I do Lily Evans and James Potter later. HINT: The more reviews I get, the faster I update, so read and review! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX