okay, i've revised this, CRAPPY prologue. fear not, that is so much better: i've re-read and revised everything, so i will NOT make an 11 year old mistake as i did two years ago; yes, i am now turning 13 woot ! can't believe i rarely write. hahah. but later chapters, it shows me aging through my work, so please read on, it gets better.

Disclaimer: no ownage, but atlas. i own yoo. lolz

It was a peaceful morning in Konoha. Everyone was minding their own business and the village was pretty much normal. But what they don't know is that a certain blonde shinobi would return after 3 years have gone by.

A couple ways away the village was two young men. One seemed to be an old man with a white mane in a pony-tail and some helmet that had a symbol on it. He had odd clothes that don't seem to be fashionable. His companion, though, told a different story. Judging by his looks he would be about 16 years old. He had a similar hair but it was not as long. It was just spiky and the hair color was blond not white. The soft locks covered his bright sapphire orbs. His clothes seemed like something would wear. He had a dark blue sleeveless shirt with a light back with red linings vest. His shorts matched his vest that went below his knee and had many pockets. It also had a chain from his right front to his side. He had bandages on his hands and ankles which were covered up with black shinobi boots. Lastly, he had a hidden leaf hitae-ate around his forhead proudly.

"Oi Naruto, before we even reach home, I have something to tell you, " the old man said.

Naruto stared at him with tensed jaws. Jaraiya prepared for the reaction, knowing full well it would be big.

"What now?! Did you HAVE to wait and tell me this when we're supposedly so close to Konoha!" Naruto emphasized how close they were with his two fingers. "WHY?!"

Jaraiya massaged his nose bridge,"It's to see if you improved kid. One on one fight, of course, I won't go full force."

"Bah, whatever. I'll train then. I'd be back before daybreak, until then...GOODBYE!" Jaraiya twitched. The kid could be a handful.

Naruto took a breath and continued training, though mind occupied with something else.

I wonder if any of them changed a bit. Would the villagers still think I'm Kyuubi? What if they told the others about me and now they hate me?

He ran faster around the woods, throwing kunais at numerous targets.

Aahhh! So many problems! What am I going to do! What if they forgot about me! Kuso! Maybe I should just stop thinking about that and just think what I'm going to do when I get there.

His eyes locked on to one tree, before running full force with rasengan at hand.

Yeah that's a good idea. Let's see…I should go to the academy and say hello to Iruka–sensei and maybe he'll treat me to ramen at Ichiraku. And then maybe I'll meet baa-chan later when I'm done. Later, I'll just walk around the village and maybe I would bump into someone I know. Yeah ill leave it to that. Looks like I should go back.

Naruto let the rasengan recide, seeing the tree was nonexistent.

Back at camp

When Naruto came back, Jaraiya was finishing his food while there was a bowl of fish and teriyaki chicken beside him. Naruto took the bowl and ate slowly. When he finished his meal he took out his sleeping bag and tucked himself in. Naruto looked over to his sensei, seeing the Toad Sannin was laid out asleep. Naruto chuckled and shook his head, before his eyes slowly closed and slept a dreamless sleep.

Next morning

"Hey, brat! Wake up! Time to spar! Wake up dammit!" At this point Jiraiya was shaking the life out of Naruto.

"I'm awake! I'm awake! Stop shaking me already!" Naruto pushed the old hermit off of him and glared at him. "You don't need to friggin' kill me, you know! Geez, is that fight that important!"

"Ok, I'm sorry…let's just get this fight over so we return back home, all righ? I'm just as eager as you are."

"Eager for some more research, pervert," muttered the student. The Sannin glared.

"Wanna be like that, Gaki?! How about a bet! I win, no more ramen OR no more new jutsus for a MONTH," Jaraiya snickered at Naruto's pale face. When Naruto finally got his composure back he added his on deal. "Okay...but if I win, no more 'researching' a.k.a peeking for you for a month either. But if you do peek, I'll personally talk to Obaa-chan for some few adjustments." It was now Naruto's turn to chuckle at the Sannin's face.

"Oh yeah," Naruto added, "I can beat you in two moves." This comment made the pervert quirk an eyebrow. "Say whaa?"

"Enough talk, let's fight!" A determined look was set on the blond's face.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!"

'Okay that's one move,' Jaraiya thought,'what could be the next and final move? Rasengan from everything Naruto?' He smirked,'that can't beat me.' To his surprise, it wasn't what he expected.

"Oiroke no Jutsu!" The pervert's eyes widen, as a huge flow of blood came from his nose. For there they lay, billions of naken blond woman plomping over him. No straight man can hold on to the nose bleed out of will.

"NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Ok I noe its short buts it's a prologue so I don't want it to long. Review pls! oh n if ur my evil oldr cuzin don't put anything bad about this story or about me cuz I noe this sucks n I already noe u hate me! So yeah….review people!