Disclaimer. I do not own Kim Possible nor do I own X-Men Evolution. I do however own a nifty pair of boxer shorts. They've got bats hanging upside down on them.
Two KPs.
Chapter Seven.
He had to catch that snitch. Slythrin was up by fifty points. He banked past their beaters until he spotted that glint of gold against the clouds. "Almost there!" He said as he reached closer and closer towards that walnut sized piece of heaven. His Firebolt was moving him faster than the speed of sound, at least that's how it felt. His fingers grazed the snitch. It was so close. All he knew was that once he caught it, the game would be won. Finally it was in his hand. He caught the snitch. "Hufflepuff wins!" Came the voice of Lee Jordan. Cho Chang ran up to him and was about to kiss him when the most god awful noise came from out of no where. BUZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZ.
Ron was startled awake by his alarm clock. "Darn it and I caught the snitch too." Said the still sleep addled teen. He slowly realized where he was. He was glad that is was Saturday. Sure he had a training session in the danger room. But still it was Saturday. His thoughts were interrupted by a knock at the door. "Who is it?" He asked.
"It's Kitty. Are you decent, er dressed? Because I know that since your male, you're never decent." She said with a chuckle.
"Come in." Said Ron
He was greeted by a hug from his girlfriend. "Two more days. We have two more days until you get to meet my parents." She said in a excited manner.
"I have to tell you something before I forget. Happy Anniversary." Said Ron.
"It's been two months already?" Said Kitty.
"Yeah. Tonight I'm going to make you a meal that will knock your socks off." Said Ron as he and Kitty left his room.
"Who are you training with today?" Asked Kitty as they headed to the elevator that lead to the danger room.
"Logan and Kurt." Said Ron as he pressed the button for the lower levels.
"Keep your concentration." Said Kitty as the elevator stopped. She left to go change in the girls area while Ron headed to the boys.
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"Look kid. I'm telling you this once. You need a codename." Said Logan as he looked at Ron.
"But Jean doesn't have one. Does she?" Said Ron.
"Marvel Girl. Any more excuses?" Said Logan.
"How about Wish master?" Said Ron.
"Isn't that a lame horror movie from the 90s." Said Kurt.
"Oh right it is. How about Power Fist?" Said Ron.
"That's Luke Cage." Said Logan
"I know one that'll strike fear into the hearts of villains. How about Cancer Patient?"
"Oh god no. Ok boy, I'll give you until the end of winter break to come up with one." Said Logan as he pushed in the sequence to get the training excersise under way.
Kurt ported behind Ron. Ron flipped behind Kurt and tapped him on the shoulder. Kurt turned in surprise to see several Rons at once. "Been hanging out with Jamie too long?" Said Kurt as a look of shock grazed his features. The several Rons each had a mallet.
"What are those for?" Said Kurt in a meek voice.
"Oh no reason." Said one of the Rons. They each raised their mallets and was about to smack Kurt. Kurt ported away just in time. The several Rons became one again.
"That's it Ron! No more cartoon network for you." Said Kurt as he hung to one of the rafters.
Ron floated up to him and performed a snap kick to his midsection. "But where else can I get a good mix of anime and old fashion slap stick?"
Kurt landed with grace and started to throw punches at Ron. "All right fine. You can keep with the cartoon network. But please no more mallets?" Said Kurt as he landed a right cross to Ron's chin.
Ron reeled backwards and landed on his butt. "Now that's a right hook."
"Right cross." Said Kurt as he corrected his friend. As he was helping Ron up, Kitty and Marie came into the room.
"Session over." Growled Logan over the P.A.
"Aww and I was just getting warmed up." Said Ron.
"Never do that again!" Said Kurt.
"Ok ok, I'll use rubber chickens or something." Said Ron.
The vision of being beaten by rubber chickens made Kurt shudder.
Ron laughed.
"Ron come with me. Kim's outside with Scott. Wait what's up with Kurt shuddering?" Said Kitty.
"What are they doing?" Said Ron.
"Right now it seems like they're reenacting old kung-fu movies." Said Kitty.
"I have to see this." Said Ron.
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They made it to the yard to see Kim in the middle of a flying kick which Scott quickly dodged. Scott grabbed her by the ankle as he was dodging. Kim felt the sudden impact of earth as he caused the momentum of her kick to turn against her. Ron made a Oww face. Kim sprang to her knees and delivered a sweep kick to Scott. He had a look of shock on his face as it seemed that he was floating in the air for a split second before the impact of earth brought him to his senses. "Ok Kim, I say that this session is done." Said Scott.
"I've still got plenty of fight left in me." Said Kim as she got back into her stance.
"We've been out here for three hours." Whined Scott. He took off his sweat soaked shirt. Kim suddenly got what Ron called 'The Mankey eyes.'
"Ok Scott umm yeah I'm going to umm kitchen to get food stuff." Rambled Kim as her face grew red and she bolted to the kitchen.
"What I do?" Asked Scott as he grabbed a bottle of water that was near the area where they were sparring.
"Nothing. Kim just gets that way around 'hotties'." Said Ron using the standard quote fingers.
"You still do air quotes?" Said Scott with a chuckle.
"Yeah and?" Said Ron.
"Nothing. I just hope Jean doesn't get air of this. What is it with me and redheads?" Said Scott.
"It's the shades, chicks dig the shades." Said Ron. Can't wait until Kitty is done with her session. She'll get a kick out of this.
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Kim got to the kitchen and heard the tell tale sign of her communicator. "What's the sitch Wade?"
"Monkey Fist has robbed the museum of modern art." Said Wade.
"Let me guess, something monkey related?" Said Kim.
"Not this time." Said Wade.
"Then what did he take?" Said Kim as she saw Ron come in.
"He took several computers that made up the network for the museum." Said Wade.
"Why?" Said Kim.
"I don't know. But it seems that he had a hand." Said Wade as he showed footage of the break in. Kim noticed that their was a small explosion before the monkey ninjas appeared.
"Rewind that Wade." Said Kim.
"Sure thing Kim." Said Wade, as the footage rewound and slowed down. Kim noticed a small dimpled sphere before the explosion.
"Killigan!" Said Kim.
"Oh great, I hate it when villains team up." Said Ron.
"You're not the only one." Said Kim remembering the time that DnAmy and Drakken teamed up.
"Well if the professor gives me permission, I can help." Said Ron.
'Permission granted, as long as you take Scott to help you out.' Said the professor in Ron's mind.
"He said I can go with you as long as we take Scott." As Ron was saying that Scott walked in.
"We'll be ready to leave in a half hour." Said Scott.
"Gotta love living with a telepath." Said Ron.
Kitty walked in. " Scott just ran in here. So what's going on?"
"We're going to help Kim on a mission." Said Ron.
"'We' as in you, Scott, and Kim, or 'we' as in me, you, Scott, and Kim?" Said Kitty with her hands on her hips.
"All of us. Yeah all of us. Just turn off the evil eyes." Said Ron as he hid behind a bowl of fruit on the counter.
Kitty let out a evil chuckle. "Works every time."
"Kim she has given your PDP a run for its money." Said Ron when he realized that his girlfriend is no longer doing the evil eyes.
"PDP?" Asked Scott.
"You'll find out." Said Ron.
"Ok why am I nervous all of a sudden." Said Scott with a gulp.
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Kitty was piloting the X-jet. Scott and Kim were plaining a course of action once they reach the villains' hideout, and Ron was talking with Kitty. "I know what I'm going to make you for dinner tonight."
"What?" Said Kitty as she turned the jet left.
"I was thinking baked ziti and a chocolate peanut butter cheesecake." Said Ron as he started to put the menu together in his head.
"Ron. I've figured out how to get into their lair." Said Kim.
"Through the vents. Then crawl towards the command center." Said Ron.
"How did you guess?" Said Kim.
"That's all of their lairs. It's like they all hire the same architect or something." Said Ron.
"You're right Ron. Except for the command center, they all look the same." Said Kim.
The four tones of the Kimmunacator went off. "Go Wade."
"I've found a connection between the computers, monkeys, and golf." Said Wade.
"What would that possibly be?" Said Kim.
"It seems that each of the computers held data about ancient Aztec mini golf courses." Said Wade.
"Ok I get the computer/golf connection but what about the monkeys?"
"They were the caddies." Said Wade.
"All right it's now a 8 on my weirdar." Said Kim.
"Monkey caddies! Wrong sick!" Said Ron.
"Guys we're about to touch down in about three minutes." Said Kitty.
"Mission mode." Said Kim in a very serious tone.
Author's note.
Sorry it took so long to get this one out. I've been dealing with sick daughters, a sick wife, and a addiction to world of warcraft. But I assure you that I'm at work on my other stories as well. Thanks for reading.
Erik