An Interview with Sesshoumaru part 5

WARNING: MAYOR SPOLIERS OF THE MANGA WILL BE REVEALED ON THIS CHAPTER.

DISCLAIMER: I mean…if I didn't own it 5 chapters ago; why now? ...

Oh! So many reviews…I have now 82 reviews hooray! Help me try to get more than 100 reviews!!! I'm begging you!!

About Naraku's Interview: I decided I won't do the interview because 1) it's too tiring 2) everybody hates Naraku and 3) I would just get flamed.

Ok…now about Sesshy's interview: I will be changing some things so the fic doesn't get too tiring to read.

Now make me and Sesshoumaru a favor: please don't make more than 3 questions in each review, it would make the updates faster.

Enough of senseless babbling…On to the Interview!

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AUDIENCE: (They are practically screaming their heads off) INTERVIEW, INTERVIEW!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! SESSHOUMARU!

H-G: Everybody PLEASE congratulate Sesshoumaru…he has his left arm back! And with his new sword Bakusaiga!! (Smiles like an idiot) I am really happy for you!

Sesshoumaru: I don't need you to congratulate me human…I am still weak from that stupid fight…

H-G: Hey if I were you, I would be dancing the Macarena right now!

Sesshoumaru: And if I were you, I would have already committed suicide. By the way…what in the world are you carrying? (Glares to bundle in H-gurl's arms)

H-G: (Glances to bundle in arms) oh…you mean Akago.

Sesshoumaru: Akago? Hakudoushi's other half? (Growls to baby) what are you doing with…that?!

H-G: I was paid to take care of him, while Naraku was away OK?

Sesshoumaru: how much money did you get to have to be babysitting that monster?

H-G: (Glares at Sesshoumaru) enough to buy myself a Wii and a Laptop…but why do you care anyways? I don't think Akago will do anything evil with that…blue orb thingy that his holding right now...

Random dude from the Audience: YOU BET!!

H-G: (Stares at Random dude) Shut up! Well now (sits in front of Sesshoumaru carrying Akago and holding papers with the other) The first question is from our friend Inukikbabyand she asks:

Good afternoon, Sesshoumaru-sama. bows respectfully to him Let me make my point. If you happened to get in a very, very, VERY dangerous situation, which of the women in the show would rather be saving your life? I won't take Rin or no for an answer!! And when will you die? I'm just curious… And who would you rather team up with: Inuyasha, Naraku, Kouga, Kikyou, Kagura, or Kagome? One last comment: You're so hot!! Make me your all-time loyal servant!!

Sesshoumaru: As I have had my am restored and a new sword; I don't think I would need to be saved by anyone; but only to satisfy you so you can't bother me anymore…I think I would choose the taijita.

H-G: Why?

Sesshoumaru: Because 1) Kagura and Kikyou are dead, 2) Kagome is just too weak and stupid to be saving my life3) because the taijita looks more experienced in demon combat than any of my stupid half-brothers friends.

Now about your other question: I would team up with Inuyasha because of his sword; when we fight against Naraku, he has a lethal weapon with many techniques, like the Meidou Zangetsu Ha; or the Red Scaled Tetsusaiga, the Kongosoha; Bakkuryuha, Kaze no Kizu and the power to break barriers. The weapon should prove to be useful in battle.

Oh…and I am ignoring your comment completely.

H-G: wow….you really are in a good mood today Sessh! Having your arm back and a new weapon would make anyone happy! (Nuzzles Akago) Isn't it right Akago?

Akago: (just stares)

Sesshoumaru: Are you talking with a baby? (Looks a little bit freaked out)

H-G: (glares) yeah…so what?

Sesshoumaru: …

H-G: Never mind; well the next question is from JustAnotherPerson—

Sesshoumaru: is it a boy or a girl?

H-G: I'm not sure…and he/she asks:

Greetings Lord Sesshoumaru and H-G; Just one question:

Why do you think your father intended Inuyasha to have the Tetsusaiga (not sure if it's the correct spelling) and not you? (Although I think that he wanted to prove to you that you are strong enough without the legendary sword while at the same time sufficiently equipping your less experienced younger brother, I still look forward to hearing your opinion on this).

Sesshoumaru: You just gave away my answer wench…but for sometime…I thought my father didn't want me to have tessaiga because he thought I was not worthy…but yes; your supposition is quite correct.

H-G: And then you have Bakusaiga now.

Sesshoumaru: (Looks irritated) would you stop mentioning mi sword? You are starting to get annoying.

H-G: Ok…what a bad temper…the next question is from minkyo18and she asks:

Dear Sesshoumaru:

My question is how was you and your father's relationship before he got with inuyasha's mother?

Sesshoumaru: He knew me…and I knew him; he was my father…but I was never really his son; we treated each other as allies, but we never loved each other; it was more respect than affection; and when Izayoi came by; it just got worse.

H-G: Man that sucks…

Sesshoumaru: Indeed.

H-G: (Looks guilty) sorry Sesshoumaru…well the next…obvious question is from SasaIsASexyDemoness

IfI were a hot kinky sexy as hell demoness which i am would you love me?

Sesshoumaru: That's easy…No.

H-G: (Sarcastic) Oh Sesshoumaru, you're such a gentleman with ladies…well, the next questions are from Turanlady

Heya Hakudoushi-Gurl! Hello fluffy (muahahaha)

Just a few questions:

1). I, being the most evil person in the world, am currently writing a story that you and a neko demoness get together, although there is no mating (i don't think). How do you feel about that?

Sesshoumaru: I feel like killing you (dokkasou starts working on the chair Sesshoumaru is sitting at)

H-G: (Gets alarmed) Hey watch it! That chair was new you know…

Sesshoumaru: WAS new… (Smirk)

2). You are most likely to kill me a thousand times over for this, but how would you feel if Rumiko Takahashi made Inuyasha a full demon and you a hanyou?

H-G: He would cry

Sesshoumaru: Silence yourself ningen…that's not true…I would quit.

H-G: You can't quit idiot! (Sighs) Why am I still talking to you?

Sesshoumaru: dunno

Inuyasha: I don' know either

Fan girls: Autograph!!! (Runs after Inuyasha)

H-G: Inuyasha you should better run, Kagome can't protect you this time because Magatsuhi has her powers under his control

Inuyasha: (Starts running out of the stage) CRAAAAAAP!

H-G: Talking about Magatsuhi…I remind you Sesshoumaru; that you have to destroy him.

Sesshoumaru: That's none of your business human. (Glares)

H-G: Sheesh…Talking about arrogant people…whatever, the next questions are from our great friend Sevvy101

Sesshoumaru: not her again.

1) you should go to borders and see this doll of u. so sexy! I'm cuddling it right now -cuddle cuddle- ha-ha

2) ur too lazy to kill my brother. god damn you! You killed all of my hopes and dreams!

3) What's your favorite instrument? Just wonderingI'm going to Eastern US Music Camp in a week, so it's kinda on my brain...

4) HI! Just felt like saying hello lol

5) Did u know ur brother's a sex god -points to own fanfic- he is...lol!

6) U and kagome look cute together! GET TOGETHER!

7) Yes, this is all a big and major rambling. BewareMuwahahahahaHaha

Sesshoumaru: Hope you choke while you are laughing.

H-G: Don't be rude and answer. (Nuzzles almost forgotten baby Akago) Sorry I forgot you for a while…Missed me?

Akago: (stares)

Sesshoumaru: (rolls eyes) you are hopeless…ok 1) If I see a doll of me; I am going to melt it. 2) You are the lazy one 3) Lets say flute is my favorite instrument 4)…baka ningen 5) in fan fiction maybe…but in the manga or anime…no. 6) No, read other chapter of the interview if you want to know why. 7) I got the concept after the first 2 questions

H-G: (Stops nuzzling annoyed Akago) what, you finished already? I was so engrossed on nuzzling Akago that I didn't even notice (grins)

Akago: (sweat drop)

H-G: Ok…the next…um question is from BlueAutumn89

I am just here because Naraku paid me to say this to Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru...speaks like naraku)"You pathetic demon! You will never get the jewel shards for me even if you try...and Sesshoumaru, you are beginning to be as weak as your brother...kukukukukuku" (speaks normally) Okay, before you kill me I just want to ask you...What if Naraku kidnaps Rin again and is now trying to corrupt her soul with the tainted jewel what will you do? That's just a question, and if you're looking for me to know where Naraku is...asks Dark-Hearted Angel99...she knows!

Sesshoumaru: (Turns on Inuyasha's direction) did you hear that Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: (unsheathes Tessaiga) YOU BET!!

Fan girls: way to go Inuyasha!! (Squeals)

Inuyasha: Get out of here fan girls (raises Tessaiga) Or else…

Fan Girls: GAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (They run to hide)

H-G: INUYASHA! What in the world are you doing?

Inuyasha: getting rid of those annoying fan girls -.-

H-G: (Puts hand on head) I hate this job…so what's your answer Sesshoumaru?

Sesshoumaru: I would go save her before that happens; now I may kill you (cracks claws)

H-G: don't you dare!

Sesshoumaru: I hate this story.

H-G: (sigh) Anyway…the next questions are from TheSanityOfTheWorldDiesInPain

I have a question for Lord Sesshoumaru, also.

1. If you think that humans are pathetic, try talking to an ogre or a giant. What do you think of ogres and giants?

2. If you insult me, I will hex you until the next century. My friends, Lily, James, Sirius, and Remus will too. What do you think of witches and wizards?

3. Have you ever seen the movie Unrest?Hakudoushi-Gurl, make him watch it thousands of times, plus Silent Hill.

4. I am half Vampire half Inu-demoness. My hair is pitch-black, and my eyes are a deep purple. I share your despise for humans and your pain in emotions.

5. I could take care of Rin for you when you had to do stuff like...go kill Inuyasha. (I hate the damn half-breed). Please keep in mind that I am a Goth person and scare half the people in my school (literally, I do!!)

6. I swear this is the last one: How do you keep your hair so...clean if no Shampoo, Conditioner etc is in your era? Is it just that way or do you do something with it to make it shiny and soft?

With much love and hate,

--TheSanityOfTheWorldDiesInPain

Sesshoumaru: 1) ogres and giants are stupid….and humans are just annoying. 2) You should stop reading Harry Potter…really. 3) No, and she can't make any dares.

H-G: That's right…--

Sesshoumaru: 4) what pain? 5) make up your mind; you hate humans, but you want to take care of Rin; you hate Inuyasha, but you are a half-breed yourself, and how are you supposed to take care of Rin if you are just going to scare her? I find this mildly amusing. 6) That's the way it is; but I do try to keep it clean.

H-G: OK…the next questions are from tootsiepopgurl

Lord Sesshoumaru, I've only started watching the anime recently and I've been noticing similarities between you and Sephiroth. You wouldn't happen to know him.Would you? And if you didn't but met Seph, who do you think would win in a fight? (Sorry Sesshoumarumy bet is on Sephiroth.)

Sesshoumaru: Who's Sephiroth?

H-G: a cute guy from Final Fantasy

Sesshoumaru: No I don't know him, I would win anyway.

Manager: (comes out of no where) you should read in inuyashajourney dot com the tournaments…there is a fight of Sesshoumaru and Seph…..see the results there. (Disappears)

H-G: (looks nervous) why does he always have to do that?

Sesshoumaru: Why should I know? And by the way…when does this chapter finishes?

H-G: Lucky you…there are still 4 more authors left.

Sesshoumaru: (nods) good. I'm getting sick of this.

H-G: The next questions are from Christine12

1) How do u keep Ur hair so clean in battle, u always are killing somebody?

2) Shouldn't u think of starting a family? It's about timeI read that Ur around 900 yrs old!

3) If you ever fell in love with a human girl would you change your attitude about humans & hanyous?

Sesshoumaru: 1) I try to get my hair out of the way when I kill. 2) Read the other chapters. 3) I don't think I'm going to fall in love with a human ever.

H-G: The next questions are from our friend LoveInuYashaAndFluffyLove

Hey again!!

I have a few questions again so yeap here they are:

1) Sesshoumaru do you have any respect whatsoever for humans because you seem to show compassion towards Sara and i thought that was very sweet i bet you are secretly all warm and fuzzy inside...

2) Once you have succeeded in destroying naraku what exactly are your long term plans because honestly just ruling the western lands would get quite boring in my opinion... when you get back you should throw a house party and invite me!

And finally...

3) What is going to happen to Rin after you have finished your journey? Are you going to allow her to live with you until you die?

Sesshoumaru: 1) No I don't….and am not. 2) Those are my plans…there is no way in hell I'm throwing a house party…and I'm definitely not inviting you. 3) Rather when she dies you idiot. She is staying with me, period.

H-G: You are so rude! Didn't your Mom teach you some manners? Well…never mind…my leg is starting to hurt….Akago IS STARTING TO BECOME HEAVY...The next questions are from our friend Amaterasu1969

Lord Sesshoumaru, 1.)You do realize that you are mainly a cartoon character written on paper? It would be so easy to erase you and voila! You're gone! 2.) Did you know that your creator is a ningen? 3.) Do you feel grateful to Takahashi-san for creating you? (Because if you do, you owe your existence and gratitude to a human -smirks-).

Sesshoumaru: 1) So true…2) yes 3) Yes and I don't care anymore.

H-G: Man that was fast…well the next questions are from Seraea Vinree

1. Do you hate me? If yesi bet it is) why?

2. What would you do if you were paralyzed from the neck down?

3. What would you do if Inuyasha cut your other arm of too?

4. Do you miss your daddy? Why or why not?

5. Do you plan to die a virgin?

6. Which of the mottos suit me best: "I'm so evil i kick puppies" or; "Get over here you little son of a " or; "Steal from the poor"

Sesshoumaru: 1) I hate you because you are reading this fic. 2) I'd commit suicide…if I could that is. 3) I have already my other arm…so I would stay as I have been for the past chapters. 4) No…because I just respect him, not love him. 5) Maybe 6) none.

H-G: Now the last question…

Sesshoumaru: Thank Kami.

H-G is from Reverin

What is wench?Why does Sesshy always say wench?

Sesshoumaru: a hag…because I want to.

H-G: Ok that's it! Um Sesshoumaru…are you listening to me?

Sesshoumaru: (stares at stage door) Byakuya of the mirage… what are you doing here?

(Everybody turns around to see Byakuya smirking)

Byakuya: Came for Akago.

H-G: I'M GONNA MISS YOU!! (Hugs Akago)

Akago: (stares) get your filthy hands out of my person human.

H-G: YOU TALK!?

Byakuya: Give me that (snatches Akago away from Hakudoushi-Gurl)

H-G: UM…thanks for the money.

Byakuya: no problem (disappears with Akago from stage)

H-G: …That was weird.

Sesshoumaru: Indeed…now I'm getting out of here.

H-G: Thanks for reading! We will see each other next chapter…bye!!!!

Audience: GOODBYE!!

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