Battle Of the Mutant Bands Chapter 5: Auditions are here!, a x-men: evolution fanfic

Hey guys, hope the wait wasn't too long, but I should be able to update more often because I got a new laptop so yay.

A/n: Me own nada. Except nilena and brandon. Please enjoy.

After the guys passed, she asked, "Who was that?"

Belladonna looked as the guys saw the girls and tried to catch up with them, " That Carol, is the prize that we are currently losing."

Carol stared after the latino boy for a few more minutes, " Wait, I thought we just wanted to win the competition, not the boys."

She certainly wasn't complaining, but she wanted to be clear on a few points before they began.

"Don't you see, you bimbo, they are attracted to those things because they are in a band. Their eyes are wandering and if we win this their eyes will wander towards us." Belladonna said, believing every word of what she was saying.

Emma just looked over at her, 'That will never work...I'll do this my own way.' she thought while smirking.

At the time, Crystal came up and asked, "Hey guys, are we ready?"

"yeah, we're ready." Belladonna said while looking at her boyfriend walk with the Mississippi tramp.

After the boys ditched Pietro's clingy girlfriend they walked to the courtyard, John was the first to notice that the girls were getting up to go to the gym. He smiled while looking at Wanda, without even thinking about it he started to run towards the girls, he slowed down a bit and launched himself onto Wanda, hugging her from behind.

Wanda tensed, and resisting the urge to beat the crap out of whoever was hugging her simply asked, "Rogue, who the hell is hugging me?"

Rogue turned around and looked at her friend, what she saw was enough to make her start laughing. There was John a grown man hugging Wanda like she was his teddy bear, and now he was nuzzling her neck, a smile of contentment on his face. She thought 'they look cute like that' while replying, " Our resident Aussie, thats who."

Wanda visibly relaxed, since she knew it wasn't a pervert trying to feel her up.

Kitty, Nilena, and Lexa just watched with their mouths open wondering when in the hell did they get that close?

" Hi John." Wanda greeted the 180 extra punds now attached to her. She raised her arm to ruffle his hair a bit.

" Hey love." John replied nuzzling even closer to her.

By that time the rest of the boys had caught up, Pietro was gaping then regained his senses as he pulled John off of his sister, while saying, " What the hell man?"

John whined and pouted while being dragged away. Wanda just looked confused. " I just wanted a hug mate" John said while looking down, his hoodie making a shadow on his face making him look even more sad.

Pietro then replied, " That wasn't a hug, this is a hug." Pietro forgeting that he wasn't supposed to show affection to Lexa in public, went over to her and hugged her. Any mini conversations the the groups were having immediatly ceased as shocked silence overtook them.

Lexa didn't lose her composure and decided to have a little fun so she screamed at the top of her lungs, "RAPE!" while kneeing Pietro in his manhood and grinning in triumph from his aguished scream and his immediate crumpling.

The guys just stood there, all thinking 'Damn I felt that'

Pietro stayed crouched on the ground, in so much pain that he couldn't even cry, his face was red from not breathing. Finally after a few minutes of tense silence and the group wondering what the retaliation was going to be, Pietro looked up, his blonde hair falling in his eyes, at Lexa. Lexa could feel the rage from Pietro as he looked at her with the fire in his eyes.

' I went to far...shit' Lexa said, as Pietro stood up not taking his eyes off of her. After glaring at her for a few minutes Pietro, ignoring everybody, started to walk to the gym. Nobody tried to talk to him and they silently followed him.

" Well ladies, before John and Pietro decided to show their affection to you, we had only wanted to say hi, and walk you to the gym." Remy anounced to them.

The group was silent as they walked into the gym.

The groups were seperated as soon as they walked into the gym and they were put in the order that they would perform.

" Rogue!" Kitty whispered, Rogue looked up from the music sheets and replied, "yeah?"

"The group in front of us, do they look familier to you?" Kitty asked.

Rogue and Wanda who had heard the question, looked in front of them to look at the group. After a few seconds of staring they realized who is in front of them, they both tried to hold in their laughter and waved Lexa and Kitty over.

" Why are Pietro's and Remy's girlfriends here?" Lexa asked while being suspicious.

"Well..." Rogue started and she relayed the entire story to them.

After a few seconds Lexa just started to laugh and laugh...and laugh.

Kitty ignored her and just said," So Belladonna and Crystal started a band, and named themselves the bombshells..."

Rogue, Nilena, and Wand just nodded.

" Well I don't know how to take this." Kitty said sitting down looking incredulous.

" Here's the brightside, they get to go first, so we can see how bad they are." Wanda said as she glanced at the group in front of them.

While 'the bombshells' and the girls were the first and second act the boy had the displeasure of being the 3rd to the last act.

'The battle of the bands audition process is about to start. Will the first group please come to the stage to prepare for thier performance.' The announcer said.

"Well guys looks like we are past the point of no return." Brandon commented to them as he was fidgeting with his guitar strings.

" Looks like." Remy responded. He looked at all the members and noticed that Pietro still seemed to be pissed, and that John had a love-struck look on his face. He looked to where John was looking and saw that he was staring at Wanda who was very far away from them. 'he chose a feisty one, good luck Johnny' he thought with a chuckle.

He looked at Brandon and saw that he just seemed nervous and kept glancing at Nilena. 'I'll ask him why he's glancing at my sister later.' He thought.

He looked at the resident Russian and saw that he was staring off into space and the his face would turn red every couple of seconds as if he was embarrassed. 'Alright I'll address this one now.'

"Petey." Remy called, John looked over to the russian when he didn't respond. After trying a few more times and catching the attention of the rest of the group. Remy just grabbed one of John's drumsticks and threw it at Piotr.

"Katya don't you knock?" Piotr yelled as he was jerked out of his daymare.

The boys just looked at him like he was crazy and Pietro finally forgeting about Lexa for a few minutes, asked, " Piotr did anything happen between you and the valley girl?"

Piotr turned red as he replied, "N-no."

Remy just said, " Piotr your distracted and if you screw up our performance than I'm going to get pissed, now spill."

Piotr mumbled out a sentence, but nobody heard what he said. Brandon moving closer asked, "What? You need to speak up, man."

"Katya phased into the bathroom last night and saw me...while I was..taking a shower." Piotr was completly red by the end of the story.

Remy's eyes just widened and after a few seconds of him opening and closing his mouth he finally stumbled out, "So what your saying is that, Kitty, the girl you have been in love with since we came to the mansion, walked in on you in the shower and saw you...naked."

Piotr's face was red as he just nodded a yes.

"Well mate we aren't sure how to help you with this one." John commented after a few more minutes of silence.

" At the risk of Remy kicking my ass, a similer situation happened between Nilena and I." Brandon said trying to help the sulking Russian.

Remy just looked at him and asked, " What? My sister saw you naked? When did this happen?"

" Hey I wasn't the one naked!" Brandon shouted back.

As that processed through everyones minds, they heard the starting beats of the first group and the announcer announced, " The first group auditioning is the 'Bombshells'"

"'The bombshells'? Who the hell are the bombshells?" Remy wondered aloud.

"Girls you ready?" Belladonna asked. The three other girls just nodded. The first beats of the song came on and they were in a square formation.

The spotlight hit Belladonna as she sang

I know you like me

All- I know you like me

Belladonna- I know you do

All- I know you do

Belladonna- That's why whenever I come around She's all over you

All- She's all over you

Belladonna- I know you want it

All- I know you want it

Belladonna- Its easy to see

All- Its easy to see

Belladonna- And in the back of your mind I know you should be on with me

All- Babe

After the first verse all four girls were lit up as they started dancing and singing the chorus.

All- Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't can?

The lights started to turn off until there was only one on Emma and she sang the next verse

Emma- Fight the feeling

All- Fight the feeling

Emma- Leave it alone

All- Leave it alone

Emma- 'Cause if it ain't love It just ain't enough to leave my happy home

All- My happy home

Emma- Let's keep it friendly

All- Let's keep it friendly

Emma- You have to play fair

All- You have to play fair

Emma- See I don't care But I know she ain't gonna wanna share.

After Emma's verse all the girl's were lit up again as they started to dance and sing

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?

The lights went down and Crystal was the one left she started to sing

Crystal- I know she loves you

All- I know she loves you

Crystal- I understand

All- I understand

Crystal- I'd probably be just a crazy about you If you were my own man

Her light went out as the light for Carol went up and she sang

Carol- Maybe next lifetime

All- Maybe next lifetime

Carol- Possibly

All- Possibly

Carol- Until then old friend Your secret is safe with me

All lights went up as the sang the last chorus.

The finished the chorus and Belladonna thought 'wow we sounded great!'

The girls were watching off stage and saw a trainwreck of a performance. All the girls looked like they were having a seizure and they didn't even want to start on their voices.

Pietro's hands reluctantly left his ears and all he could think about was 'what the hell was that?' he asked, " Is it over?"

Remy looked at him and said, " Yeah, whoever said that those filles could sing need to get shot."

"Allow me to do the shooting." Brandon mumbled as he willed his headache to go away.

"Rogue?" Nilena whimpered as 'The bombshells' came off stage.

"Yeah?" Rogue replied as the blonde haired girls walked passed them with smirks on thier faces.

"Did they just sing about what I think they sung about?" Nilena asked with a grimace on her face.

" That they were hot and they wanted to be skanks and steal peoples boyfriends? Then yes, yes they did sing about what you thought they sung about." Rogue replied.

" Ok just wondering." Nilena said while fidgeting with her drumsticks.

" Will group number 2 please prepare for their performance." The announcer announced to the girls.

They all looked at each other, grabbed their instruments and walked out to the audition area.

" Rogue I kinda forgot to tell you guys something." Nilena said to her.

Rogue looked at her curiously.

" I have a tiny bit of stage fright." Nilena said.

" What? You couldn't have told us this before?" Wanda whispered to her.

" It never came up!" Nilena whispered-yelled back.

" Ok what if you close your eyes and played the drums that way?" Lexa asked, trying to think of an alternative.

" That might work, Nilena close your eyes and play that way." Rogue all but ordered her to do.

" Alright I'll try it that way." Nilena responded.

"Brandon, why were you staring at my sister earlier?" Remy asked as the guys watched the girls walk on the stage.

" Because, Nilena has a little problem performing in front crowds." Brandon responded, "I was watching her to see if she was starting to freak out."

"When you say 'little problem' what kind of little problem are we talking about?" Pietro asked him.

"Let's just say for the performance we need to watch her and hope she doesn't set her drums on fire." Brandon told the rest of the group.

The announcer spoke over the speaker system, "Now for our second audition, please welcome 'hell's angels'"

"'hell's angels'? Well looks like we went for a theme without us realizing, huh mates?" John said out loud.

" Great minds and all that." Piotr replied back.

'Ok Nilena, breathe in and out, in and out. Close your eyes and just start playing the beat. Ok I can do this.' Nilena told herself as she sat down to her drums she looked to see if her bandmates were ready and when they signaled her she started to hammer out the beat.

Rogue and Wanda both started singing,

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls

All- Maybe if I act like that, That guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanno be a stupid girl

Rogue stopped playing as Wanda and Lexa kept playing while Rogue sang

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne

Wanda- Drop a name.

Rogue- What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Rogue started playing again as all the girls sang the chorus.

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Wanda stopped playing as she sang into her mike.

Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

She started playing again as they all sang the chorus.

Lexa stopped playing and she started to sing.

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl

Kitty then sang-

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

The girls then sang the last chorus

Rogue smiled as she struck the last cord on the guitar and she looked out and she thought, 'Oh thank you god, we didn't mess up.'

She looked back at the girls and saw that they were all smiling too, even though Nilena's eyes were still closed, she looked back stage and felt a smirk of triumph come on her face as she saw the boys looking at them in shock and awe.

The boys were looking at the girls in shock and awe, each one of them while they may not realize it had just fallen a little bit more for the girls.

" Remy?" John asked Remy.

"Yeah?" Remy replied back.

" One. we are screwed, two I think I'm in love." John said and anybody looking at him could see he had little hearts in his eyes.

" You in love? Stop spouting crap." Pietro told him and as an after thought, " Why would we be screwed?"

" Because, we don't have a song like that, and they performed it great." John said.

" Hey bastard, don't blame the song." Piotr said offended since he wrote it.

" Johnny boy think about it this way, at least it's not as bad as the bombshells." Brandon said, "By the way did we figure out who the bombshells are?"

As if on cue Belladonna and her entourage came up. Belladonna hugged Remy, and asked, " So babe what did you think of our performance?"

After hearing that, it clicked for Remy and the rest of the guys. Pietro just rubbed the bridge of his nose with his fingers and Remy had never felt more embarrased in his life.

"So you're the bombshells?" Remy asked, hoping that they would tell him different.

"Yep!" Crystal replied, " Didn't we sound fantastic?" She noticed Pietro was now sitting with his face in his hands, " Pie-Pie whats wrong?"

'My Girlfriend and her friends are retarded thats whats wrong.' Pietro thought as he said, "Nothing babe just a headache."

" Probably from those freaks and thier wailing they call singing." Carol said, refering to the girls.

The girls just giggled while the guys stared at her thinking, 'Did she just insult them? Yes, yes I think she did.'

" Carol?" Remy asked, not sure of the name.

She turned torwards him, " Yeah?"

" You do realize that my sister is in that band? So is Pietro's?" Remy asked.

" Oh...you guys have sisters?" Carol asked dumbly.

" Yeah matter of fact the 'freaks' are coming over right now." Brandon said and pointed to the girls who were walking towards them.

" Remy tell me again how are you and that freak related?" Belladonna asked, Remy was about to start yelling at her for insulting his sister when another voice piped up.

" Well Belladonna, Remy and I are related through our mother." The guys froze and looked behind them, they saw the girls and that Nilena was glaring at Belladonna and that they could feel the heat start to radiate off of her.

" Hmm...I wonder if being a whore is hereditary?" Belladonna asked aloud, and being the dumb blonde that she is, she forgot that she was talking about Remy's mother too.

Remy seperated from her hold, and said, " Bella, what the hell? You can't call my sister a whore!"

Bella just looked shocked that her boyfriend would yell at her like that. Nilena after calming down just said, " Hey Remy, thanks for growing a pair."

Remy just sent her a look. Everybody else was watching the exchange, and Carol finally piped up, " So Nilena is Remy's sister, so who is Pietro's sister?"

The two groups and the rest of her group just looked at her incredulously and Kitty, being the sweetheart that she is, responded, " Carol, did you read the manuel that you got in your new room?"

"...no..." Carol responded.

" Ok blondie, Pietro's sister is Wanda, the girl with the black and red hair. and can I just say that you are a dumbass." Brandon told her not using any tact.

Carol, being insulted by the guy she was crushing on, started to tear up and just walked away so she wouldn't emberrass herself any further.

'Ok will group number 8 please go to the stage to prepare for thier performance.' The announcer called over the speakers.

" Alright guys thats our cue." Pietro said grabbing his guitar case.

" Good luck Pie-Pie." Carol said as she hugged him, he smiled but when he looked up he just saw Lexa staring at the two of them with an almost sad look.

" Thanks babe." he said releasing her and walked passed Lexa and didn't even look in her direction. Lexa felt herself get disappointed.

" Good luck Remy." Bella said very cautiously. Remy just looked at her and she could see that he was still pissed.

" Good luck bro." Nilena said, hugging him.

" Thanks Nilena." Remy told her with a soft smile.

" Hey babe don't I get a hug." Brandon asked as Remy released her.

" Sorry hugs are for people I like." Nilena said to him while sticking her tongue out at him.

" Good luck swamp rat." Rogue told Remy, " Your gonna need it."

" Aw Rogue I didn't know that you cared." Remy joked.

" I just can't wait to see you embarass yourself." Rogue said in all seriousness.

" Aw...you wound me cherie." Remy said flirting with her a bit.

" Get you swamp rat ass out there, you dumbass." Rogue said pointing to the stage.

Remy did just that while laughing.

Kitty and Piotr just stood by each other and not being able to forget about the 'incedent' were blushing like crazy.

" G-go-good luck, Piotr." Kitty said to him while looking at the floor.

Piotr's eyes were directed to the cieling not able to look at her while saying, " Thank you...Katya."

Not being able to stand the awquard silence anymore, Piotr just quicly walked away.

Watching the good lucks were Wanda and John, " Jeez you'd think we were playing Madison square garden eh luv."

" Hmm...and here I was going to wish good luck to you." Wanda teased.

" What? You can wish me luck." John said getting excited.

Before he could get the 'good luck' from Wanda, Pietro walked over, grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the stage.

" NO! No Pietro wait! everybody gets a good luck from somebody but me. No!" John said whining to the guys as they set up.

Once the guys were all set up and the lights were down, Brandon strummed out the first few chords, then the lights went up on the band as the other guys accompanied Brandon on the next few chords while Remy sang.

Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.

The guys then all sang the next part.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

John then sang the next part.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.

All the guys sang to the next part.

Pietro then sang.

Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.

For the next part they all sang.

Just like when they started, the entire band was playing the chords to the song, then it was Brandon and after he did the outro, he smiled at his band mates.

" Rogue..." Kitty asked.

" Yeah kity they just did call Americans idiots, and yes they did just kick ass, and yes we are screwed." Rogue replied without even needing to hear the question.

" Ok...just making sure I wasn't the only one who was thinking it."

" Guys what are we going to do?" Nilena asked.

" I don't know, lets just make it to the next round." Rogue said.

The girls were being stared at by four pairs of blue eyes and each pair was plotting something.

A/n: Ok the last part seems a little rushed, but I just didn't know how to end it. I figured get the auditions in there and we will be good to go.

Any way happy new year, here is to me finishing this story by 2012.

Once again reviews are my life and I would love alotta reviews.

Disclaimer: I don't own the x-men and I don't own the songs, 'Doncha by the pussycat dolls' 'Stupid Girls by P!nk' or 'American Idiot by Green day'