I don't own Avatar. I wish I did though…
Revenge
"Okay, Brix has pushed us to far! I say we team up for revenge!" Sokka declared.
"She paid people to flirt with me! And she asked where babies came from! She's insane and needs to be taught a lesson!" Haru sniffled angrily.
"Brix was right on something though. You are to sensitive for me," Katara muttered. Haru glared at her.
"I like sensitive guys!" Ty Lee gushed. Haru glanced at her and stepped away from her.
"She told me that my fortune telling is fake!" Aunt Wu growled.
"It is!" Sokka shouted.
"Whose side are you on Snoozles?" Toph stomped her foot.
"She gave me cactus juice," Sokka sniffled.
"That annoyed all of us," Katara rolled her eyes.
"He made people scared of me!" Zuko growled.
"Hey I'm already scared of you!" Aang pointed out only to dodge a fireball.
"So many dolls and cute cuddly animals!" Azula was in a corner in the fettle position.
"Too much pink! It's too happy, and girly!" Mai was a bit shaken up. She screamed when GIR popped up behind her demanding her to dance, "Leave me alone you insane minion of the crazed Brix!"
"Poor Mai, she'll never be the same again," Ty Lee sighed, "My fingers are still all squishy."
"I still have bruises from when she told me not to fall," Aang had lifted his top to show of a bruise in the shape of George Washington.
"Ouch, did anyone notice she calls people 'stupid boobs'?" Katara inquired (what a lovely word, inquired)
"I can still taste the worms," Toph shuddered.
"Idon'tknowwhateveryoneiscomplainigaboutthisteaisdelicious!" Iroh was hyped up from the coffee given to him.
"Someone please get him to calm down!" Suki shouted.
"Sokka's mine you hear me? MINE!" Yue glared at the Kyoshi warrior.
"No he isn't! You are dead I'm alive!" Suki smirked.
"Ladies! Stop!" Sokka got in between them only to be caught in the middle of a tug-of-war game, him as the rope.
"She made a mockery of me and my daughter!" Ozai grumbled, his hands burst into flames.
"I don't look like a monkey! Do I?" Zhao looked in a mirror, Jack the monkey sat on his shoulder, "Dear Agni! I do!"
"I am NOT a sissy boy! Or vain! Or do I have girly hair!" Hahn declared.
"If I hear 'Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer' one more time I'll scream!" Long Feng muttered.
"How can I be an Earth Kingdom version of Scar-face over there?" Jet pondered aloud.
"Oh boy, that dress she got me in was the last dress I want to see for a loooong time," Smellerbee growled. Longshot looked at her, "I hear ya Longshot!"
"I say we sit here and have some tea!" Iroh had calmed down.
"No!" a voice shouted. Soon bickering was heard all throughout the room.
"Everyone shut up!" Sokka stood on a table. Everyone turned to look at him.
"This is exactly what Brix wants! She wants us to tear one another apart and make us vulnerable so she can exploit our weaknesses!" Sokka began, "We need to stick together and begin out revenge for humiliating us and annoying us! We need to work together to stop her reign of terror of the Avatar-verse. Who's with me?"
The crowd of nineteen cheered.
"Let's go!" Sokka led them to the door that led to someplace. They busted it down to find Brix sitting at a computer typing away vigorously. She turned to stare at the crowd. She looked uninterested and sighed.
"I knew you would revolt someday," she said simply. She pushed her glasses up her nose a bit.
"And how did you know that?" Sokka looked at her suspiciously.
"I wrote it down, watch." She typed something on the computer and Sokka went up a kissed Azula who kissed back. Brix smirked. The group stared at the two who were screaming and looked ready to kill the young author.
"I am an author, I can do whatever I please as can the other authors of fanfiction," Brix explained.
"You sicken me," Sokka blurted.
"Oh well, anyone like a cookie? Just made?" Brix offered. The group eyes the cookies.
"Is that chocolate chip?" Sokka asked. Brix nodded, "Well maybe just a few!" He greedily grabbed a couple cookies. The others followed suit.
"Do you like them? I made them myself. I'm quite a cook you know," Brix asked.
"Let's not forget the mission! Attack!" Sokka gulped cookie and ordered. When Jack Sparrow waltzed into the room, a bottle of rum in one hand and a cookie in the other. The group paused and stared at the pirate captain.
"Oh no! Brix we are not falling for your Jack Sparrow disguise!" Suki declared.
"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow," Brix and Jack shouted at the same time.
"I don't care if it's Wacko Jack Sparrow! We are here to annoy you!" Katara shouted.
"Go ahead, annoy me," Brix rolled her eyes. The group stared with 'how-do-we-annoy-her?' looks on their faces.
"Um, poke?" Sokka poked her. Brix fell over laughing.
"Okay stop. Truce!" Brix shouted, "I'm done annoying for now, just go and fight Ozai or something. I really don't care." Brix waved a hand.
"Uh that was easy. Can I have another cookie?" Sokka looked at her. Brix slapped her forehead. Curse her for giving out cookies.
"Fine, take a couple boxes. Hey! Not that many!" she shouted. She smirked, an idea forming in her head. She typed something on the keyboard and Katara went up and kicked Sokka in the rear.
"BRIX!"
Brix laughed and continued with her work.
"Well, that went well, now Brix can I get back to the Pearl? I fear cannibals are after her," Jack asked.
"Sure why not, have a cookie," she didn't take her eyes of the monitor but handed Jack a cookie and he was sucked into a portal and disappeared.
The End!
Well this chapter was stupid. They just got cookies! Oh well. Thank you my loyal readers! You all get cookies! One for each chapter! Thank you for reading!
Brix