Note: If you haven't read this before that's probably a good thing, because the first chapter completely sucked. So I changed it. But only to offend you more. (Just kidding.)

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic and co. and I never will. Why do you have to ask?

"SOOOOOOONIIIIIC!" Tails screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Ugh… WHAAAT?" Sonic yelled getting out of his bed. He walked into the living room and saw Tails pointing to the door.

"MAAILS HERE!"

"Jesus Tails! Were you eating sugar again?"

Tails looked around. "Nooooo…"

Sonic sighed and opened his front door. He walked up to his mailbox and grabbed his mail.

"Let's see… bills… restraining order… Electronic Gaming Monthly… an invitation to a cruise from Mario… and bills. Okay then. Nothing of interest in my mailbox. As usual." Sonic said, browsing through his mail.

"WHAT'STHAT? WHAT'STHAT? WHAT'STHAT?" Tails yelled, pointing to the cruise letter.

"Junk mail."

"BUT IT SAYS IT'S FREE!"

"Did someone say free?" Rouge asked. She magically came into my story.

"Get out of this story, Rouge."

"Okay." She said, walking into an alternate dimension.

"OOOOOOOOH! I WANNA GO TO THE ALTERNATE DIMENSION!"

"Tails, please be quiet."

"PLEEEEEEEEASE!"

"I'll take you to the cruise if you just shut up!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Sonic was holding his head.

"Tails… never eat sugar again… ever… please." He said.

"BUT SUGAR IS GOOOOOOD!"

Sonic head was about to explode.

"Please… go to Cream's house or something."

"YAAAAAY!" Tails yelled as he flew farther away from Sonic's house.

'Thank God!" Sonic thought to himself as he walked back into his house. He set down his mail on his table and started relaxing on his couch. Peace, quiet and-

CRASH!

A red convertible slammed through Sonic's wall, which left rubble all over the living room. When the dust cleared up, Knuckles climbed out of the convertible.

"KNUCKLES! WHY DO YOU CRASH THIS CRAP INTO MY HOUSE EVERY FREAKIN DAY? IT PISSES ME OFF! I SHOULD-"

"Hey, Sonic! What's up?" Knuckles interrupted.

Sonic slapped his forehead.

"I didn't know you were going on a cruise! Can I come?" Knuckles asked.

"Huh? How do you know?"

"Well, Tails was flying through the whole city and screaming, 'WE'RE GOING TO A CRUISE!' so I expected you would be."

"Fine, you can come. It's in two days."

"Alright then!" Knuckles said. He pulled out a small metal box with a button on it and pressed the button. A big rocket came out of Sonic's floor that had the words "ESCAPE POD TO ANGEL ISLAND" written on it.

"Knuckles, why do you need this?" Sonic asked.

"I dunno… It's quicker!" Knuckles said climbing into the rocket. "See ya!"

The rocket blasted though Sonic's roof and flew off in the sky.

Just then, someone knocked on Sonic's door. He opened it and saw Cream and Tails standing there.

"Back already?" Sonic asked.

"Actually, I wanted to go to the cruise with you and Tails!" Cream said.

"He told you too?"

"No, he was screaming it all over Station Square. Everyone knows!"

"Fine, whatever." Sonic said slamming the door. Then he overheard Cream saying, "LET'S EAT SUGAR!"

Sonic opened the door and said, "Don't even think about eating any more sugar, Tails!"

Tails and Cream watched as Sonic slammed the door again.

"SCREW THAT, LET'S GO!" Cream yelled.

The moral of this chapter is, never give little kids sugar. But anyone could figure that one out. Please review!