The Truth about going to the world of Naruto!

Written by: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR

Summary: You know about those types of fics that have a person going into the world of Naruto, where they have Sasuke or Kakashi or a female fall in love with them, and they get insanely strong? Well, when I end up in the same spot, I shall tell you the TRUTH!

And yet another blast from the past! After looking back, I realized that this fic was one of the VERY few Self-Inserts that got a decent amount of reviews in the Naruto Fandom. So I decided to come back to it after all of these months. Hope you remember it, and if so, enjoy!

Chapter 4

In which the Hero is a failure to communicate.

"Ugh...what the hell hit me...?"

That was my first coherent thought in a long while. The last thing that I remembered was that I had stared down...or rather, UP...at a snake that was the size of my house back in San Mateo.

And that, like a PUSSY, I fainted.

Which really wasn't the best thing to do when the snake could care less if you were sleeping, just so long as it could eat you.

Luckily for me, the place I felt that I was in didn't feel wet or slimy in anyway, so I doubted that I was just swallowed whole by that overgrown purse.

But that had to lead to my next question...

Where the hell was I, anyway?

Finally gathering the strength to open my eyes, I found myself in a nice, warm bed. A bed which was very much welcome after all the crap I had been through. But how did I end up there in the first place?

Swinging my legs over the side, I slowly rose out of the bed, pleased that I still had all of my clothes on and intact. I saw that there was a door to my right, so I slowly went out of it, knowing better than to announce that I was awake until I could see who had picked me up.

Soon, I found myself in a hallway of sorts, complete with another door that led somewhere. Not knowing where it led, I tip-toed towards it, and peeked my head around the corner...

And nearly fainted again.

Standing in what I saw was the kitchen, was none other than Chouji and his dad, Chouza!

I'd remember the 'pleasingly plump' bodies of the Akimichi anywhere.

They seemed to be talking to each other while eating. But since it was in Japanese, I couldn't understand a SINGLE word they were saying.

"ワウ、お父さん! このヘビ肉は最もよい!" Chouji spoke to his dad. He seemed happy as he ate his meal.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha! それがどこにから来たか、私の息子食べなさい、そこにもっと沢山がある!" Chouza laughed, patting his son on the head.

It looked like a touching scene of sorts. And I'm sure that it would be all the more touching...if I could understand a single freaking word.

All of a sudden, Chouji gained a curious look on his face. "ところで、お父さん。 その人が初めの死の森林になぜいたか把握したか?"

Chouza gained a semi-serious and mostly thoughtful look on his face as well. "私が持っていることを言うことができない。 私は彼がそれについて言わなければならないものを最もよい事が見るHokageへ彼を連れて行くことであることを考える."

I recognized the word, 'Hokage' in that sentence. I wondered if they were talking about me by any chance...

"それで、私は彼で行き、点検する。 多分彼は目がさめてい、彼がなぜそこにいたか私達に彼自身言ってもいい," Chouza said, before getting out of his chair.

Uh-oh. Something told me that I should probably be back in bed right about now. I quickly, but quietly, made my way back to the bed room.

...Only to nearly crash into someone on the way. I stopped in time, but I was clearly caught.

The person that I nearly ran into was a female, who was pleasingly plump in her own right. She had shoulder-length red hair, plump cheeks, and was wearing a white blouse, along with black slacks and casual sandles. She wasn't as large as Chouza, but she was plump for a woman. Her baby-blue eyes showed great surprise as she laid them on me.

"ハァッか? Chouza-kunが見つけた人ないか?" The lady said, staring at me with confused eyes.

"...Umm...hello...?" I said, not quite sure what to say at a time like this.

"Mika-chanのだれに話しているか?" Chouza's voice said, coming into the hallway. He spotted me, and his eyes got a bit wider. "ああ、従って目がさめている男の子今か?"

"はい、それは、Chouza-kunそうようであろう," The woman I guessed was Mika said, her eyes still on me. "良いか。 Chouza-kunは彼が見つけ、救った前に巨大なヘビが食べようとしていたと言った."

By the expectant look on her face, I gathered that she was waiting for an answer from me.

Crap.

"I...uhhh....I'm...okay...?" I said like an idiot. But could you really blame me?

Shit. Looks like this is gonna be harder than I thought.

A short chapter, but now you know how saved me. Anyway, how am I gonna learn to speak with these guys, let alone find my way back home?

Find out in the next chapter of 'The Truth of Going to the World of Naruto!'

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