The Turn Down and Pick Up
After ordering and eating three quesadillas, seven fajitas and three baskets of chips and salsa the boys were stuffed. They both laid out on the booth seats and turned their heads to look at eachother.
"I will have the runs for months." Riku said cringing.
"If you ever give me a mental image of that again, you can walk home." Sora replied.
Shana walked back to the table with their bill, the two boys jumped up and sat up straight immediatly. She gave them both a bemused look at set the bill on the table, both Riku and Sora reached into their wallets for their phat cash. Both paying their half, and both paying a fiver tip. Sora looked up slyly at Shana smiling, he motioned for her to sit down. When she did she looked at him a bit akward.
"How would you like to get some coffee with me sometime?" Sora said putting on his moves...yes those shitty ones, he can travel around the Disney galaxy saving girls, risking life and limb, but when it comes to actually kissing them, he chokes...Sora, when will you ever learn?
Amazingly this time his moves worked...I know, close your mouth its rude. Ok moving on..."Yea sure!" Shana said blushing a little. "Where did you have in mind?"
We all know Sora was going to mess this one up. Well here I go to destroy his chance..you can send hate mail to 777 West Chesterly Drive, London England. I said that is where you can send it, I never said it would get to me.
"Well, there is this great internet café called Beaners. Have you ever been there?" Sora asked. Riku busted out laughing he had to fall down to the booth seat again. Shana just looked at him shocked. Sora was confused by the reaction of the two until Shana stood up her hands on her hips.
"OH HA HA!" She laughed mockingly, "I suppose after you take me to Beaners for coffee, you will take to The WetBack Steak House for dinner! You are such a jerk!" And with that she stormed away from the table. By this time Riku was in tears and the food he had just eaten was threatening to come up.
Back in the car Riku was still in tears and laughing. "I don't know what is funnier, you asking her to Beaners, or her parody of the Outback Steak house." Riku said through gasps.
"You know, you laughing didn't help at all." Sora said sulking, not even bothering with the radio. "So we are supposed to meet Leon by the gym?" Sora asked turning on his blinker.
"HAHAHA...Y..YE..HAHAHAH...YEA!" Riku said buckling in laughter once again, Sora just scowled.
They pulled up next to the gym, and sure enough there was Leon. He jumped into the back of the car and sat in the middle. "Hey guys, have a fun mall trip?" That was all it took to send Riku into a fit of giggles as Sora still sulked. "Come on Sora tell me all about it!" Leon said smacking Sora on his back.
"Later." Sora said pulling out of the school for the second time that day. "We have a tradition to keep, and school gets out in 45 minutes."
"How do you get out of gym every day and pass Leon?" Riku said looking for a tissue in the glove box for his red teary eyes.
"I just walk out, Cooper could care less, him and his dad just walk around the school anyway and leave us to shoot hoops, they don't even notice when we are gone." Leon said staring at how red Riku's face was. "Let's just get back to your house before we miss it." Leon said leaning back in the car.
Back at the house the three boys stumbled out of the car, Leon was now buckled over in laughter after hearing about Sora's shut down. Sora just stormed into his own personal front door, he threw his keys on his computer desk and plopped on his couch. The other two sat on either side of him and watched as Sora grabbed the remote and flicked the TV on. After surfing a few channels, they finally found Cartoon Network. Ed, Edd, and Eddy was on, and just like tradition, they sat and watched every minute of it.
End
I hope you enjoyed the Hilarity that is Alissa! I know this is a poopie ending, but to tell you the truth, this story is based on real life events, mine and some friends. Chapter 1-2 are mine, the Victoria secret incident is my guy friends, I was there to witness it, and to tell you the truth Istill don'tbelieve it, and I was thereto see it, but you get used to things like that when you hang out with me andmy friends.
The hot topic incident however, I made that up 100, the mexican incident, I did, on purpose with a waiter at that restaurant. I speak fluent spanish, and it was actually really funny, but now he gives me looks when ever i go back, makes it a little uncomfortable. And the ed, edd and eddy thing...i am a cartoon nerd, obviously, or I wouldn't be on this site.
Well, if this offended you in any way, my job is done, and I can die happy! Thanks so much for reading this and review reveiw reveiw!
LISS