Yachiru: Lookie! Lookie! A Bleach fanfic!

Chibigal4: My brother got me addicted to bleach and I'm bored. See what happens when I don't have episodes of Bleach to watch and have too much sugar! Alrighty, enough with the intros. Let's do the disclaimer and get this fic started. Well, I don't feel like doing the disclaimer.

Yachiru: Oooo! Can I do it? I want to do the disclaimer!

Chibigal4: Sure, go ahead.

Yachiru: YEA! Ok, Chibigal4 doesn't own Bleach. And beware of her bad grammar and spelling.

Chibigal4: Thanks…I think.

Yachiru: On with the fic!

We're Talking About What Now?

"Renji's gets the job done fairly quickly." Rukia said to Ichigo as they walked into Urahara's store.

"So what? Mine's bigger."

"Renji's is longer. What's your point?"

"Never mind. You were telling me about the other ones you've seen. What do you think about your brother's?"

"It's impressive."

"I thought the same think about Kenpachi's the first time I saw it, but the second time he whipped that thing out, I ran."

Rukia shot Ichigo a look that screamed 'you coward'.

"What? Haven't you seen the way he swings that thing around?"

"Yeah. So?" Rukia asked,

"Did you see your captain's?"

"No, but I heard he has two."

"Really? I've never heard of someone who had two."

"I think Captain Kyoraku has two also."

"Geeze." Ichigo paused then added, "Ya know, Ishida saw the captain of twelfth division's. He said it was weird."

"Probably gave him nightmares." Rukia heard a noise behind her. She turned around and saw Renji. "What do you think, Renji?"

Not fully knowing what they were talking about Renji replied, "Uh. Yeah, I guess. But once you've seen one, you've seen 'em all."

"What are you talking about?" Ichigo asked. "You brag about yours all the time."

"So do you, Ichigo." Rukia replied.

"At least I use mine." Ichigo shot back. "It's been a long time since you pulled out yours, Rukia. You remember how to use it?"

"Of course I-"

"Hold up!" Renji yelled interrupting Rukia. "She doesn't have one!"

"What are you talking about, Renji?" Rukia asked, confused, "All shinigami have a zanpakuto."

-The end

Chibigal4: Double-meaning fics are fun to write. Review and let me know what you think. Flames will be distroyed by Rukia.