Akatsuki Goes to Six Flags

Hey everyone! As promised, here is Akatsuki Goes to Six Flags. If anyone doesn't know what Six Flags is, it's a theme park with roller coasters, other thrill rides and some of them have water parks. In this case, Akatsuki is going to Six Flags with the theme park/free water park. Thanx Katie for the theme park idea and IloveInuyasha44 thanx for re-emphasizing it! Yay! Enjoy! AkiraDawn

I don't' own Naruto or any of it's characters…oh I don't own Six Flags either…

Some background…

Ever since Zetsu had overcome his fear of heights, Akatsuki has had a blast checking out various theme parks and what each one has to offer. For this year's theme park trip, they are going to Six Flags with the free water park included. Hidan and Kakuzu had never been on an amusement park trip…especially with 5 other dysfunctional personalities…

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I can't WAIT for our six flags trip! I totally have the tickets, I put gas in the van, WE'RE SO READY TO LEAVE TOMORROW!" Zetsu was very enthusiastic about the trip, especially since Kisame had gotten him to ride the turbo twister last year at the last theme park they went to.

"Hey, remember that one time that girl wasn't tall enough to ride that coaster, but Itachi said 'you're tall enough to ride me'….she hit him in the face, yeah. Oh, now that was funny, yeah." Deidara said.

"That was not funny! That really hurt when she did that!" Itachi yelled form the bedroom. "Deidara! Why don't' you shut up and come back here and help me decide what I'm going to wear tomorrow!" he demanded.

""Kakuzu, you don't' know what the hell you're talking about. A religious based theme park would kick major ass, really." Hidan and Kakuzu were arguing again.

"Oh, what rides would you have there, the Meditation Station and the Worship-O-Whirl?" Kakuzu said dryly.

"You know what Kakuzu, go to hell! Seriously!" Hidan yelled at him. Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "Hey, seriously I'm excited about this I've never been on a roller coaster before." Hidan told Sasori.

"You and I are going to get those huge ass snow cones like we did last year!" Kisame said to Zetsu. It was obvious that the 7 of them were prepared for the trip to Six Flags

24 hours and 137 miles later

"Oh shit, we're going to have to park at least a half mile away form the entrance." Itachi whined. "Do you know how much I hate parking like a million miles away from the entrance?" Itachi was ignored.

"Okay, it's fucking $10.00 to park here, Deidara get the money ready we're approaching the kiosk where we pay." Sasori said. Deidara panicked slightly.

"Danna, can I give it to you in quarters, yeah?" Sasori sighed.

"Deidara hurry up and count out the money!" It was too late because Sasori had pulled up to the kiosk with a string of cars behind him and Deidara was still dropping money everywhere. "Just a moment." Sasori said to the collector who was tapping his fingers waiting for their parking fee. Deidara kept looking for quarters.

"Here! Here's 2 five's! Let's get parked!" Itachi hissed. Sasori paid and drove away.

"Oh, I almost had it too, yeah." Deidara insisted.

"Okay, the traffic cop keeps directing us farther and farther away from the entrance." Zetsu said.

"Looks like we're going to be parking in the teal section." Sasori said looking at the different colored flags indicating parking sections.

"That's not teal, it's blue-green!" Kisame insisted.

"It's the same thing!" Sasori argued.

"No it's not! Blue green is ocean-like! Teal is darker!" Kisame said.

"Kisame, who gives a fuck let's just park. Look there's a space open in the Bugs Bunny row." Sasori said. They had finally gotten parked and poured out of the van. Itachi and Deidara had to huge totes with them.

"You two are really taking all that shit with you?" Kakuzu asked.

"Of course we are! We need these things!" Itachi said. Although, Hidan and Sasori couldn't figure out why Itachi and Deidara needed 3 changes of clothes, 2 bottles of sun block, 4 beach towels, a hairdryer or 4 credit cards…however they could understand why they packed a notepad and a pen ( this was an excellent phone number opportunity).

Nonetheless, they made their way to the front gates presented their tickets and were inside Six Flags. Let the fun begin….