I'm wearing one sock right now. Maybe that explains why I wrote this fic.
Anyways, Weiss doesn't belong to me! ::sniffles:: How sad! I wish all the Weiss was belong to me.
Do I need warnings? Well, there's lots of weirdness.
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Candy
One golden eye peered inquisitively at the small box in front of him. The psychopath slowly reached into the box carefully and drew out a small square package.
He examined the square thoroughly before sniffing it cautiously. It didn't smell like chocolate... But Farfie couldn't argue with the picture on the front, which was obviously a picture of some devilishly delicious chocolate cake. The white haired man loved chocolate. He liked chocolate even more than he liked raw meat.
Ignoring the fact that the little package didn't seem to contain chocolate, he unwrapped it with fervor nonetheless, eager to find the heavenly goodness. Farfarello peered at the contents in disappointment. It certainly didn't look like chocolate... He poked it. It didn't feel like chocolate either... The Irishman shrugged unconcernedly and popped the thing into his mouth.
He grinned maniacally. "Yummy!"
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Schu sat on the sofa reading his favorite book, Nagi's diary. Sure, he could probably pick most of this stuff right out of Nagi's mind, but this was much more fun. He was just getting to a good part when his readings were interrupted by a large growl.
The German peered at his stomach in dismay; glad his other teammates hadn't been here to hear that. "Grrr," it insisted.
Schuldrich patted his tummy lovingly. "Is little my tummy hungry?"
"Grrr!" it cried in confirmation.
"Alright... I'll go make some ramen."
"Grrrrr..."
"You don't have to sound so smug!" the redhead sniffed in disdain and set off down the hallway. He was almost to the kitchen when a voice called for him.
"Hey, Schu?"
The telepath sighed hungrily and peeked into the cyclops's cell. "What do you want now?"
"Do you have any more boxes of those yummy chocolate thingies?"
"Farf, I have no idea what you mean. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to the kitchen to make some ramen." Schu replied, irritated.
"Wait! You know! The chocolate thingies! They come in packages that aren't biodegradable, so that small animals will eat them and die and hurt GoD!!! And they are chewy!!!" He giggled maniacally and held up the now empty box for the other to see. "See?"
Schuldrich reached though the bars and snatched the box away from the excited Irishman and examined it. "My chocolate condoms!?!?!" he screech in disbelief. "Farfie! Those were expensive!!" Schu turned the box upside down and shook it a couple times. "I can't believe you used them all!! I was saving those!!"
"They were delicious. Just like candy."
"You ate them?!?!" he exclaimed in disgust. " That's nasty!! You aren't supposed to eat those! Did you swallow any!?!?! Brad's gonna be pissed if we need to get your stomach pumped!!"
"I only chewed on them..."
"That's still not what they're for!!!"
"Oh..." he replied before grudgingly removing the one he'd been chewing on from his mouth and offering the soggy mess to the German. "Want them back then?"
"Ewwwww!!!! Not after you put them in your mouth!!" Schu glared at Farfie. "Stupid freak," he muttered as he sulked down the hallway, clutching the empty box protectively.
Farfie watched him go, then woefully watched the mass of wet latex he had just spit out. He smiled after a bit and rummaged around in his pockets, triumphantly pulling out an unused condom. The cyclops unwrapped quickly and happily popped it into his mouth. "Mmm... good!"
Anyways, Weiss doesn't belong to me! ::sniffles:: How sad! I wish all the Weiss was belong to me.
Do I need warnings? Well, there's lots of weirdness.
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Candy
One golden eye peered inquisitively at the small box in front of him. The psychopath slowly reached into the box carefully and drew out a small square package.
He examined the square thoroughly before sniffing it cautiously. It didn't smell like chocolate... But Farfie couldn't argue with the picture on the front, which was obviously a picture of some devilishly delicious chocolate cake. The white haired man loved chocolate. He liked chocolate even more than he liked raw meat.
Ignoring the fact that the little package didn't seem to contain chocolate, he unwrapped it with fervor nonetheless, eager to find the heavenly goodness. Farfarello peered at the contents in disappointment. It certainly didn't look like chocolate... He poked it. It didn't feel like chocolate either... The Irishman shrugged unconcernedly and popped the thing into his mouth.
He grinned maniacally. "Yummy!"
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Schu sat on the sofa reading his favorite book, Nagi's diary. Sure, he could probably pick most of this stuff right out of Nagi's mind, but this was much more fun. He was just getting to a good part when his readings were interrupted by a large growl.
The German peered at his stomach in dismay; glad his other teammates hadn't been here to hear that. "Grrr," it insisted.
Schuldrich patted his tummy lovingly. "Is little my tummy hungry?"
"Grrr!" it cried in confirmation.
"Alright... I'll go make some ramen."
"Grrrrr..."
"You don't have to sound so smug!" the redhead sniffed in disdain and set off down the hallway. He was almost to the kitchen when a voice called for him.
"Hey, Schu?"
The telepath sighed hungrily and peeked into the cyclops's cell. "What do you want now?"
"Do you have any more boxes of those yummy chocolate thingies?"
"Farf, I have no idea what you mean. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to the kitchen to make some ramen." Schu replied, irritated.
"Wait! You know! The chocolate thingies! They come in packages that aren't biodegradable, so that small animals will eat them and die and hurt GoD!!! And they are chewy!!!" He giggled maniacally and held up the now empty box for the other to see. "See?"
Schuldrich reached though the bars and snatched the box away from the excited Irishman and examined it. "My chocolate condoms!?!?!" he screech in disbelief. "Farfie! Those were expensive!!" Schu turned the box upside down and shook it a couple times. "I can't believe you used them all!! I was saving those!!"
"They were delicious. Just like candy."
"You ate them?!?!" he exclaimed in disgust. " That's nasty!! You aren't supposed to eat those! Did you swallow any!?!?! Brad's gonna be pissed if we need to get your stomach pumped!!"
"I only chewed on them..."
"That's still not what they're for!!!"
"Oh..." he replied before grudgingly removing the one he'd been chewing on from his mouth and offering the soggy mess to the German. "Want them back then?"
"Ewwwww!!!! Not after you put them in your mouth!!" Schu glared at Farfie. "Stupid freak," he muttered as he sulked down the hallway, clutching the empty box protectively.
Farfie watched him go, then woefully watched the mass of wet latex he had just spit out. He smiled after a bit and rummaged around in his pockets, triumphantly pulling out an unused condom. The cyclops unwrapped quickly and happily popped it into his mouth. "Mmm... good!"