Hmm this is a SasuSaku fic…hmm…chocolate yum…I mean, read it, it's a good story! Hey the title rhymes if you just say o.m.g and not Oh my god! Well it sort of rhymes…
Sasuke was leaning casually on a large oak tree in the park chillin', until Sakura appeared and started bugging him like mad.
"Oh Sasuke-kun…do you want to get a ice cream with me? Um…I'll even pay too." Sakura asked staring dreamily at Sasuke.
"No." Sasuke plainly stated, Sakura shrunk down and kicked the stones near her feet disappointedly; She looked away for a second to think of something else to say.
She turned back excitedly, "Sasuke!" she said frustrated, Sasuke was halfway through the other side of the park, "Sasuke-kun waaaaaaaaaaaaiiit!"
She ran up to him frantically, "S-as-uk-e-kun w-where are you going?" She panted exhaustedly.
"Away from annoying fan girls like you…" He replied not even turning to look at her.
"…D-do you really h-hate me that much? Sasuke?" she asked, her eyes starting to water, as she spoke.
"Yes…" Sasuke said straight away, Sakura hung her head down, so that her face was covered by her long flamingo pink hair.
Tears streamed down her face, "Sniffle…S-Sasuke why…why do you always…hate me so much? Do you not know that you…that you hurt me every time you say-"
"Hn. Do you know how hard it is to be me! Having no family to go to, being all alone!" Sasuke muttered, Sakura cried even more as he said that, liquid pearls rolled down her cheeks, staining the concrete flags beneath her.
Sasuke Continued walking, not uttering another word, leaving Sakura behind. Sakura fell on her knees, she buried her face deep into her hands, even though her vision was warped by the tears, she could still see the stone cold (Steve Austin) Uchiha walking away as calm as ever.
Sasuke glanced back, his icy soul melting away, he knew he was being really nasty and didn't mean to hurt her feelings. He punched the wall, his guilty conscience rising, he was angry at himself for making her cry for the second time today.
Sakura wiped away her tears with the back of her hand; she had to stop crying all the time, why did Sasuke always have to diss her? Was it because she was such a cry baby? Maybe she ought to change?
"Yes! That's it! Sasuke doesn't like me because I'm too weak and girly!…I know I'll train and show him how much I can change!" Sakura thought with abundant hope.
She ran home excitedly, she had supper and went straight to her room; she had a long day ahead of her. Meanwhile Sasuke was lying on his bed in the dark.
"Hn…What do I care about others! Nothing! That's right…hn…it's Sakura's fault for bothering me all the time…" Sasuke mumbled turning over to pick up the face down photo frame on his bedside table.
It was of his team, Sakura smiling happily in the middle and as usual, himself looking grumpy. Naruto was right, he never smiles, Sasuke looked in the mirror, and he smiled into it, he felt happy seeing himself smile, but his smile turned to frown as soon as he remembered his orphaned life.
At the same moment that Sasuke looked into his mirror, Sakura looked into hers (Naruto told her she looks prettier when she smiles), they could see each other. Sasuke thought he was imagining things and smiled at her. Sakura thought the same and smiled back, but Sasuke's smile faded away and left her with a frown as well.
(Man I write dead soppy! Hmm…this story is quite sweet though…man I'm good…not!)
They both went to bed after, snoozy woozy. Sasuke fell asleep two hours after Sakura did, he was busy thinking about what he was gonna do tomorrow.
Sakura woke up, she stretched and took a deep breath "Hmm…today I start the training!" Sasuke said. "Huh? I could have swore I heard Sasuke a second ago, mimicking what I was saying…" Sakura thought. She walked over to the desk and sat down, she combed her hair, what was this? raven black hair!
She looked down, her legs seemed more muscular than before, and hairier.
She looked in the mirror, there was Sasuke…Wearing her nightie and combing his hair with her brush. Sakura rubbed her eyes furiously, "W-W-WHAT THE HELL!" Sasuke screamed. Sakura looked at herself, she was in Sasuke's fit body. She fainted.
At Sasuke's place…
Sasuke woke up, he yawned, his face was irritated, his hair was tickling it. "HUH!" Sakura said, Pink hair! Huh! "WTF!" Sakura screamed, he looked at himself; he was in Sakura's body.
Back to Sakura, Sasuke, no Sakura! Oh whatever! Man this is confusing! I'M CONFUSING MYSELF!
Sakura sat up and rubbed her head, her hair short and spiky, she almost fainted again. She stood up and looked in the mirror, wow Sasuke looked oddly good in a frilly pink dress; she got a camera and took a picture of herself. Then she ran to Sasuke's apartment.
Back to Sasuke, He stood up and stared into the mirror, um…Sakura looked odd in his clothing, it was baggy. He freaked out and ran to the door. Sakura flung the door open, (the real Sakura with Sasuke's strength) whacking Sasuke in the face; well it was Sakura's face but whatever.
"OMG! SASUKE! YOU'RE IN MY BODDDDDDDDDY!" Sakura Yelled.
"OW! YOU'RE IN MY BODY!" Sasuke yelled
"WTF!" they both yelled.
There you go! Hope you liked it! I know it's only short, but I've got something great planned in the next chapter! Please could you review and tell me what you think of it!
Go on or you won't get the next chapter! Hmm…great a story not on Itachi! (well not entirely!)
O.O I wonder what's gonna happen DUDE!
Ps. this story was on before on my old account, but it messed up, so I'm doing it again on here!