Sooo… I KNOW! I haven't updated in aaaaaaages and I seriously seriously hate myself for that so this morning I thought to myself, I'm just gonna churn out ONE more CONCLUDING chapter that will tie up all loose ends… IN ONE CHAPTER! No matter how long it takes, I'm gonna FINISH this story because… I hate unfinished stories as do all other fan fict readers….

I told my friend about my little discrepancy so she told me to flooooooow, let it floooooooooow, she said so yesterday I was yelling at the computer screen, "FLOW DAMN YOU, FLOW!" And nothin' came out so I'm givin' it a final attempt of which I shall SUCEED! HUZZAH!

One more thing, I decided to finish this story quickly because it's my first, as most of you know, and it TRULY sucks bull, vare vare OOC. Thus I am going to write a sequel to Forever, my one shot very soon. OH! And btw, I'm pumping this out MAJOR randomly, you'll be seeing incredibly random, stupid stuff in here so… BRACE YOURSELF!

Here we go…

Two Days Ahead (from the last chapter of which I can't remember thus am making stuff up…. Pardon the laziness)

Jesse's POV:

I decided to take Susannah out to the cinema, as an outing. We hadn't gone out together for the longest time, beyond my memory undoubtedly.

"Susannah, are you ready?" I called to her from the living area.

"Just a sec!" she shouted back and I heard more rummaging in our bathroom.

Finally, after what seemed like at least 2 seconds she leaped out to where I could see her.

I scowled at her half heartedly; after all, her preparation time, as she liked to call it, would probably make us late to the movie.

She grinned mischievously in reply, an unexpected reaction. Extending her closed knuckle she said, "Pit it here, brother."

"Huh?" I asked stupidly.

"PUT-IT-HERE-BROTHER," she articulated each word incredibly loudly, seemingly impossible for a lady.

"…Wha?" again I asked.

"Oh , never mind…"

Suze's POV:

We jumped into the run down ice cream truck, especially scabbed from the Mr. Whippy convention centre for the night and cruised along the highway, the Cartoon Song by Amy Lee blaring into our ears.

All the way, both of us head banging after I had taught Jesse the basics of doing so.

"… the Cartooooon Network," I sang, giddily.

He turned his head a little and gave a grin. You could tell he was enjoying himself, despite the utter stupidity of the entire situation.

Jesse's POV;

In not time, we were at the cinema. It must have been the idiotic song Susannah had playing throughout the ride that caused it to seem to take such little time.

Throughout the ride, I could smell the rotting chocolate sprinkles in the back but surprisingly… DUN DUN DUN My nose didn't wrinkle in disgust. ( O.o)

"What movie do ya wanna see?" mi Querida asked us when we got inside the cinema.

"I'm not sure what's playing…" I muttered.

"How about… THE EVIL SNOWMAN WHO ATE THAT RANDOM CHICK!" she squealed, excitedly.

I ask you, pray tell, how could you resist that face?

"OK," I replied, not even reluctantly.

"Two tickets for the Evil Snowman who Ate that Random Chick, please," I asked the crap encrusted, wrinkly lady at the ticket booth.

"Suuuuuure," she cackled in what I presumed to be a seductive voice.

I allowed myself a wry grin and took mi Querida's hand in mine and walked her to the cinema.

"Oompa Loompa, oompadee doo," cries reached our ears as we entered the cinema.

A confused expression lit up Susannah's face. I chuckled lightly.

"Must be the wrong one," I suggested and she giggled before dragging me into the correct cinema.

Suze's POV:

Jesse and I took our seats in the middle of the cinema. The lights dimmed gradually and I stretched my legs.

Half way through the opening credits, I heard some… rather suggestive MOANING AND GROANING! ( again, I apologise for randomness but I write faster when I just put down whatever first comes to my head. PS. AMY LEE ROCKS! AMY FOR QUEEN! LISTEN TO EVEN IN DEATH!)

"Jesse!" I hissed, nervously.

"Shh," he hissed back but the moaning and groaning continued.

I swear, it went on for at least half of the movie before…

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!" I shouted.

I heard the audience gasp at my outburst. I smiled in response, proud of myself.

Jesse tugged on my sleeve for me to sit down.

After 5 more minutes, I heard a muffled giggle.

A FLIRTATIOUS GIGGLE!

"God no…" I muttered and march up the aisle to where the sound was coming from.

What I saw shocked me… No, it didn't shock me, IT BURNED MY EYES! MY INNOCENCE!

Father Dominic…. groping….. (insert name of wife chick here)…

"FATHER DOMINIC!" I shrieked.

He looked up rather dazed. When he saw me looking at him, he literally freaked out, a cockroach like squeak coming out of him before he fumbled around 'til he was once more in a sitting position even if his pants were half way down his thighs…

I repeat… MY INNOCENCE!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

"Err… Susannah…" he jabbered.

"Oh, never mind, get back to whatever you were doing, you horny horny priest," I giggled.

Jesse's POV:

Susannah returned to her seat, a smile on her face. I looked at her nervously. Should one truly have a smile on their face after witnessing the heinous crime of a priest… (note suggestive dot dot dotting…

"Well, if it ain't my two favorite chumpa lumpas!" exclaimed… Paul.

"PAUL!" I squealed, girlishly. (for no odd reason)

"JESSE!" he squealed right back.

"What's going on?" Susannah asked.

"Paulie's here!"

"Rightio then…" she trailed off.

"EXCELLENT!"

"Who are you here with?" I asked curiously, undoubtedly he would have a date with him, despite which gender that person (or chimp) was.

"Oh just… PAMELA ANDERSON!" he practically screamed.

"Excellent idea, my brother! (from New Moon… My fav bit… OHMIGOSH! CAN YOU IMAGINE EMMETT AND EDWARD GOING THAT!)

"Too true!" he replied;

(pray tell…. Where am I going with this! I REALLY WANNA GET THIS DONE!)

Suze's POV:

The movie finished eventually after hours of the torturous discussion of which of Pam's "chest ornaments" were of better quality.

We wandered off, arm in arm, onto the cold street outside.

Paul demonstrated his Matrix style taxi waving and we got in, the rain pelting on our shoulders.

(seriously, my brain is hurting… my eyes are stinging… I don't know what to write and it's only 7.30pm…)

Back at the apartment we participated in some well deserved rounds of kinky sex.

I feel REALLY bad for ending it this way… this chapter undoubtedly being the WORST story I've ever written in my entirely life… Hang on a sec, did Amy Lee just sing "I can smell you," !

OK, w/e. ANYWAY, as I was saying, very very sorry but trust me, my next story will be EXTRA serious and good. LOVE YOU ALL AND THANKS TO ALL MY BELOVED REVIEWERS!

Great… now time to edit…. EDIT! HOW DO I EDIT THIS PIECE OF CRAP!

JP

(5 secs later… too lazy to edit…)

PS. AMY LEE ROCKS!