Disclaimer: RG no own Oddworld or Stranger. She owns Alex and Dil is a friend of hers. Tank you.
RG: Enjoy, my friends!
Alex: What she said.
Stranger: (Leaning on a wall and picking his teeth)
Alex: -.-()
Stranger groaned as he opened his eyes and heard the two outlaws that had attacked him, Dil and Alex talking. The bounty hunter shook his head and got to his feet. He glared at the outlaws and then growled at them when they finally noticed he was awake and not out like a light. Stranger watched the outlaws run and turned around. "Dil! Kiddo! Where 're y'all?!"
"Stranger!" Alex's voice yelled from nearby. "Help! Please…"
The bounty hunter twitched his ears and then ran over to where the bridge had fallen. He looked down and saw Alex hanging onto the cliff for dear life by one of her human hands. Just as she slipped, Stranger grabbed her wrist and pulled her up next to him. "You okay, kiddo?"
"Yeah, thanks." Alex nodded as she dusted herself off. The human heard something and then looked up. "Oh slag. RUN!!"
Stranger blinked as Alex ran away from the cliff edge down the hill. "Huh? Wha'?" He asked, looking up. The bounty hunter saw that one of the outlaws had fired their cannons and cursed. He ran on all fours away from bomb and managed to get away from it just in time.
"Dil!" Alex's voice yelled, "Dil, where are ya?! Dammit, answer me!!"
Stranger ran towards one of the outlaws and headbutted him, knocking him out. He quickly bountied the outlaw and then looked around for the second one, but didn't see it. The bounty hunter looked around a second time, only this time he was searching for Alex, and saw the young human trying to dig something out of the wreckage that was once the bridge. Stranger ran over to her and blinked. "Kid, what in Odd's name are you doing?"
"Dil!" Was Alex's answer. "Help me!"
Stranger grabbed some of the wreckage and started to throw it away when a moan was heard. His eyes widened and he and Alex started to dig faster, ignoring the splinters that got in their hands and the rusty nails that cut them, trying to free their friend. After a minute, Dil's whole body was visible. The girl was lying on the ground, blood seeping out of wounds in her stomach that was caused by some of the pieces of the wrecked bridge going through her stomach.
Alex cursed and bent down. "Dil!"
"'Ey, Ya okay?" Stranger asked, bending down.
"Define…okay…" Dil gasped, arching her back slightly because of the pain. "Dammit…"
"This'll hurt." Stranger warned before pulling out one of the pieces of wood.
Dil gasped and cried out in pain. "D-Dammit…" She moaned, "That 'urt, Stranger."
"Told ya it would."
Alex elbowed Stranger. "Shut!" She growled before looking at Dil. The human pulled out some bandaged and started to wrap up the wound that Stranger had already pulled the wood out of. That was the last thing Dil saw before everything went dark, Alex wrapping her wounds and Stranger looking on, a worried look on his face.
Dil groaned as she opened her eyes. The female bounty hunter looked around and saw both Stranger and Alex looking at her, worried. She grinned drunkenly, "Stranger, ya have purdy eyes, ya know that?" She asked.
Stranger blinked. He looked at Alex with a look that made the young human girl want to fall down laughing, which she did. Stranger growled slightly at the laughing girl as he glared at her, but then sighed. The bounty hunter looked at Dil. "Ya feelin' okay?"
Dill shook her head furiously. Her drunken grin was gone, replaced by her normal smiled. "Y-Yeah. I think so." Dil groaned. She looked around and saw that they were in the outlaw's camp, a fire was going and a pot was over it that had a smell coming from it that made her stomach say she was hungry. "What's that?"
Stranger looked at Dil and smiled. "Jus' like a woman. Stomach over pain."
Alex wapped Stranger. "Not funny!" She growled, standing up. The human walked over to the pot and grabbed a bowl out of her pack. She came back a minute later, the bowl full. "'Ere ya go." She smiled, handing the bowl to Dil.
"What is it?" Dil asked, stomach growling.
"Brunswick Stew." Alex grinned. "Mom's recipe."
Dil blinked, but ate some of the stew. She smiled at the two.
"Good, huh?"
Dil nodded as she drank more of the stew. Alex flashed Stranger a grin, who simply grunted in reply. "Aww, what's wrong, fuzz face?" The human asked, smiling.
Stranger ruffled Alex's hair. "Get some rest, kiddo. We gots ta get ta town tomorrow an' grab a bounty."
"Aww…." Alex pouted, but walked over to a canyon wall. She leaned against it and, after pulling out a blanket and wrapping herself up in it, snuggled into the wall and closed her eyes. Chomp jumped into the human's lap and fell asleep, purring quite loudly.
Stranger looked at the sleeping human and Fuzzle. He chuckled.
Dil chuckled as well. She put down the bowl and leaned back, closing her eyes as well. The girl let out a soft snore.
Stranger looked at Dil and saw she was asleep. The bounty hunter laid down and, after pulling his hat down over his eyes, fell asleep.
Alex: Ya read, now review or Stranger'll kick you ass.
Stranger: (nods)
RG: What the outlaws said.
Dil: -.-()