Wahh it's the last chapter!!
I know I haven't posted any new chapters for months but I finally decided to get off my lazy ass and update it. So yahoo let's get on with show… I mean story… whatever let's just start!
Also gomen, again this is my last chapter. Again sorry for errors and I know this is really, really late but as a disclaimer I don't own Fruits Basket if I did I'd be the happiest person in the world, and I would change the ending of the Manga!
When we last left off Tohru was having a panic attack because of all the chaos the Sohma family was causing and because Yuki's sickness had just gotten worse. We now go to Tohru after hanging up the phone.
"Oh this is awful I don't know what to do! Yuki should be fine for now or at least until Hatori-san gets here. But..."
Tohru walked into the main room of the house and watched the chaotic scene continue before her.
"What do I do about this mess!?" Tohru went back into panic mode.
…Suddenly….
"Kyo-kun, get back here Kyo-kun!!!" Kagura continued to chase after Kyo
"Help me please… Oh common isn't anyone listing!!" Kyo whined. "Damnit I'm glad this is the last Chapter! The writer is really starting to piss me off!"
"Whee!!" Haru and Momiji both rolled by Kyo.
"And what the hell have you guys been doing most of the time!? Geez, this writer is such a moron." Kyo smirked.
"KYOOOO-KKUUNN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!" Kagura jumped on Kyo and began squeezing him to death.
"Gak…. O…okay I take it back… you are… not a moron… Just make it stop!! PLEASE!!!" Kyo struggled to say as Kagura strangled him. (I'm so mean, aren't I)
"Gure-san!" Aaya hugs Shigure
"Oh, Aaya!" Shigure hugs too.
"I… I didn't mean to…. WAHHH I'M SORRY!!" Ritsu began bawling again…
"SORRY, SORRY SOR… owwww…" Hiro hit Ritsu on the head.
"Okay your joke has been going on through out the whole Fruits Basket series so why not give it a rest already!" Hiro said.
……………………………Silent Pause………………………………………
"WAHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T MEAN TO I'M SORRY!!!" Ritsu continued to cry.
"Geez what's the matter with you why don't you get it!!!!" Hiro stomped off fuming
"Hiro-chan, matte!!" Kisa followed behind
"Oh, Hatori-san please hurry!" Tohru sighed.
Tohru began picking up the mess
Just then Tohru heard some car tiers screeched outside.
The front door flung open and there stood Hatori.
"ALRIGHT EVERY SOHMA FAMILY MEMBER LIVING AT THE MAIN HOUSE GET IN THE CAR… RIGHT NOW!!!" Hatori screamed at the top of his lungs. Silence……………………………….
Everyone stopped dead.
A few minutes later…………
"I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention… Guess I got carried away as always." Shigure chuckled.
"Well this sure is proving that you can be a responsible adult." Hatori sighed.
"My head…. Why is everything spinning… uh…!?" Momiji spun around
"That's what happens when you drink half a bottle of sake." Hatori said as he pushed Momiji into the car.
"Ugh… I think I'm gonna be sick." Haru face turned pale.
"Speaking of which I better check on Yuki. Shigure in the mean time do you think if I give you one more chance you can prove you're a responsible adult by watching over things here for a while?" Hatori asked.
"Aha ha sure…" Shigure forced a laugh.
"I'M SOR…mfff!!" Hiro pushed Ritsu into the car.
"Yeah, yeah just stay in the car! Because of you Kisa and I have now missed are show!!" Hiro said irritably.
"Goodbye Kyo, my love!" Kagura waved from the car.
"Thank go that's over." Kyo said rubbing his neck.
"I'll come visit you again soon…real soon…" Kagura said evilly. (Is evilly a word, no I don't think so but do I seem to care... again no.)
"Crap!" Kyo whined.
"Eh… Hiro-chan where's Onee-chan?" Kisa asked quietly.
"Wha…? Hell if I know?" Hiro shrugged.
Well to answer Hiro and Kisa Tohru was momentarily upstairs with Hatori who was just finishing up his Yuki's examination.
"Well it seems my analysis on Yuki was inaccurate. He actually seems to have a bit of the flu." Hatori said pressing a hand to a labored breathing yet deep sleeping Yuki.
"He'll still be okay, right?" Tohru questioned.
"Of course it's just, he may be missing a few more days of school, than we thought." Hatori said as he stood up. "The only thing you should give him besides his medication is water a chicken broth. He also needs to be taking it a little more easy."
"Oh, what a relief." Tohru said whipping sweat from her forehead.
"Honda-san you should also be taking it easy, you don't want to be working up a fever yourself." Hatori said.
"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm just find now. It's just with all the commotion I was getting so worried." Tohru said.
"Oh yes, about that, I'm terribly sorry for all the trouble they've been giving you tonight." Hatori bowed.
"Oh please, don't worry, really it's all fine now." Tohru bowed back.
"Well if everything is okay then I'd better get back downstairs. God knows how long Shigure can keep those guys under control. He's just as bad as them anyway." Hatori said.
He then quietly opened Yuki's door and headed for the stairs.
"Ah, but wait, what about all the dinner I made?"
"I'm sorry Honda-san but it doesn't look like will be staying. Kagura and Ritsu are too wild around Kyo, and Haru and Momiji now have hangovers from drinking a bottle of sake Ayame brought. I think it's better we get them all home." Hatori started walking down the stairs.
"Oh…" sighed Tohru following behind.
Outside near the car…
"Well Shigure, you surprisingly did a good job keeping things under control. Hatori said.
"Thank you… hey, waits just a second." Shigure crossed his arms.
"I'm surprised myself that you we're able to keep things undercontrol." Kyo smirked.
"Kyo-kun nobody asked you." Shigure stuck his nose up.
"What the hell's your problem? I wasn't even the one who made that comment. It was Hatori!" Kyo complained.
"You two please stop we've had enough chaos for one day." Tohru said going between the two and pushing them back.
"Honda-san is right you two settle down." Hatori said adjusting his glasses.
"Hatori-oji, hurry up! I don't know how much more of this I can take." Hiro whined.
"Yes, I know I'm coming. Again I'm very sorry." Hatori got into the drivers seat and closed the door.
"See you later." Hatori waved from the window and drove off.
"Good-bye!" Tohru waved.
"Finally they're gone." Kyo said
"I admit I'm glad it's all over" Tohru said. "Let's go have dinner. Oh right were going to have a lot of leftovers…" Tohru mouthed dropped open as soon as she opened the door.
"Uh oh…" Tohru stopped before going in.
"Hmm? What is it Tohru-kun…?" Shigure looked inside. "Oh…."
They had completely forgotten about the mess in the house.
"Why me…?" Tohru fell over.
"Eh!? T…Tohru!??" Tohru fell on top of Kyo and he transformed.
"Well this is a funny sight!" Shigure chuckled.
"Mfff… uh…" Kyo popped his head out from under her. "WHAT THE HELL!!? You could feel a little more sympathy for me.
"Oh well, better get her to bed too. She's had a long day." Shigure picked Tohru up and put her to bed.
So after a few days of resting, recovering, and lot's and lot's of cleaning everything was back to normal.
Yuki's fever had finally gone down, and was finally healthy again. And the house was cleaned up and as good as new.
Everything was okay… well except for one little thing.
"What are we having for dinner tonight Tohru-kun?" Shigure asked.
"Ramen noodles!" Tohru said.
"Again!? Damnit!" Kyo moaned. "We've been having that for nearly one week straight." Kyo hit his head on the table.
"I don't think I'll ever eat Ramen again!" Yuki slumped in his chair.
"Heh… heh…" Tohru giggled.
Since the Sohma family didn't stay for dinner Tohru ended up with lots of extra Ramen.
And so ends my Chaotic, twisted, hellish story. Hope you enjoyed it. Please Review!!
Itadakimasu!!! Watashi Daisuki Ramen!!!