Chapter 1: A Hot Day
Have you ever had one of those days where you just didn't feel like doing anything? Have you ever had one of those days when all you wanted to do was just relax and do nothing? Just a day to yourself without any chores or any responsibilities! A day where you could just relax and enjoy the day…
Have you ever had one of those days where the situation was so unfavorable and so unbearable that you'd just say "Fuck it" and make the best of a worse situation?
Today would be one of those days.
At this moment, two people were in the middle of, more or less, a conversation…
"Do you really have to be here?"
"Do you? I did find this spot first, y'know."
"Who care about what you think, anyway?"
"It's not about what I think, it's basically an unwritten rule that you don't ask those who find one thing and boot them away."
"Don't give me that loser nonsense. You have to take to succeed. It all has to do with Charles Darwin's theory of evolution: Only the strong survives. But then again, what would someone like you know about that? Besides, this country was founded on the same principle you're protesting. Yet, you enjoy living here! Are you saying that we should all just give back the Indians their land and leave?"
"The proper term is 'Native American.'"
"Since when did you get so smart?"
"Please, everyone knows that! But that still doesn't make it right! If someone finds something and you want it, you ask that person for it! Then if you borrow it and you want to keep it, you don't steal it or go to any lengths just for you to have it for yourself! If they want to give it to you, they'll give it to you."
"Cry me a river… Or better yet, cry me Lake Eerie! This is one of the main reasons why you're such a loser! This is one of the main reasons why you'll never amount to anything. You're so weak! You're so much of a bleeding heart it's pathetic! You're going to have to step on some people and use them to your advantage if you're going to amount to anything, otherwise they're going to step on you and leave you behind, thus getting lost in the shuffle. Oh wait, that's already happening!"
Ron closed his eyes as he leaned back against the tree in order to get some shade in the mist of this heat wave. What a bad day to have one, huh? Let alone to had one when you decided to take a stroll into the park. He did need to get out more and enjoy the fresh air. But why did it have to be this day? Why did it have to be the day where it got so hot that he'd have to just find the only tree with a decent enough shade for him to at least keep somewhat cool? Why did it have to be the day when he had to share that tree with her? Someone up there must really liked seeing him struggle in his frustration. Looking to make the best of the situation, he figured that he should at least talk to her. But from the verbal abuse and as annoying she was, he was beginning to wonder why he bothered. He was beginning to see why Kim hates her so much.
Bonnie let out a groan of frustration from this ridiculous heat wave as she fanned herself. Sweat was already creating a wet spot at the chest area of her pink tank top. And what's worst if all: She just happened to be in the same radius as him. Just why was he here anyway? Didn't he have some naco to chow down on or an errand to do for "Miss Perfect?" What else could a loser like him do anyway? And why did she even waste her breath talking to him. She sighed, maybe it was just the heat getting to her to play with her mind. Otherwise she wouldn't even sit within three feet of him, let alone actually talk to him. But she supposed that it was better than nothing. He did serve as a distraction from this heat wave.
She chuckled to herself. Distraction, the only thing he's ever proven to be good at…well and cooking, but that sure as hell went down the drain. Anyway, since this heat wave wasn't going to end soon, and she didn't want to risk getting a heat stroke (She'd leave that for that idiot behind her to do it for her.), she might as well take her frustrations out on him. "So where is she?" She asked.
"Who?" Ron raised an eyebrow.
"Don't play dumb with me, I'm talking about that other loser, only way more overrated! The redheaded bitch who's so per-." Bonnie stopped herself. Since when was Kim Possible ever perfect? Sure, she may have called her "Miss Perfect" as a jab, but as far as she was concerned, there was no way in hell she was perfect. That was her title! She was the perfect of perfection! Just look at her layered brown locks! Her beautiful sapphire eyes! Not to mention her tastes in clothes, other than Possible dressing in jeans and long shorts! Was "Miss Perfect" afraid to show her legs or something other than cheer practice? Of course she was, she did have her to contend with! And people actually believe that Kim Possible was perfect? "Lucksucker" was more like it! "Who's so much of a lucksucker for getting as far as she has?"
"No, I don't know of any 'redheaded bitch' who's so much of a 'lucksucker,' but I do know of a redheaded Teen Hero who's basically spending time with the fam." Ron replied, rolling his eyes at Bonnie's comment. Just what did Kim ever do to her to earn her hate, besides being alive? He then scoffed, remembering what she called Kim, "And what is a 'Lucksucker' anyway? Are you so desperate to hate on Kim that you have to come up with new words to do so?"
"Nope, desperate's your department!" She snidely replied. "But since you're a bit slow I'll explain with as few words as possible: Speaking of whom, the only reason she has managed to make it as far as she have is because of dumb luck! I mean, look at her? She's always out doing her little 'saving the world' thing while the rest of us are busting our asses with the routine and she, who probably hasn't practiced a single turn, manages to hit it picture perfect in public? Lucksucker! And how she manages to get straight A's and perfect attendance? Again, Lucksucker! She basically sucks all the luck available just to keep her from failing in public to the more superior people!"
"Bonnie, I think your jellin' on Kim as well as the heat's finally messing with your insanity!" Ron informed, appalled at what the bitch was saying. Just how desperate was she to put herself over Kim? Was this the heat talking or was this girl one crazy bitch?
"And there it is!" Bonnie pseudo-dramatically extended her arm. "The faithful sidekick, the biggest ass kisser of the lucksucking loser steps in to defend her." She scoffed, "How pathetic!"
"You call it ass kissing, I call it standing up for your friend, let alone when she's not even here to defend herself!" Ron could feel the sweat through his white tank top as he had already unbuttoned his turquoise shirt due to the heat. As he looked down to his baggy burgundy cargos he was seriously wondering if it would've been wiser to wear shorts today.
"Dream on Stoppable, dream on… Just keep convincing yourself whatever delusions you tell yourself." Bonnie waved. "But you can't hide the truth, let alone run from it. I know it, you know it, she knows it, and everyone else knows it: Kim Possible is a lucksucker. Always have been and always will be. No matter how much you, her, or anyone else refuses to admit it."
"No, it's not about us denying it, it's all about knowing what's real and what's not! I mean KP's got some talent! Sure she does have some doubts, but I keep remindin' her that she's the girl who can do anything and that there's no reason why she couldn't and she gets the job done! I'm always having her back."
"So… 'having her back' is it?" The brunette scoffed. "More like 'ass kissing and licking!" The loser once again defending Kim Possible's pathetic ass! It's like that's all he is to her! Just to defend her and feed her ego! It's strange though, it's like when he's around she really believes that she's all that. Then again, for all she knew she could just be using him. Despite his status, someone like Ron Stoppable could still be of some use to someone like Kim Possible. They say that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. If you're fat and want to be thin, hang around with people who're much fatter than you. In Possible's case, hang with Stoppable and she wouldn't be the loser! If Kim Possible was truly a Lucksuck, than Stoppable was a Cursesuck! It's like he absorbs so much bad luck, there can't be anything but good luck for whoever's around him, including Possible! It's like he's her good luck charm. She'd love to see what'd the so-called "Teen Hero" do without her little good luck charm.
She didn't know if it was because of the cool breeze that just blew into her face or not, but a brainstorm had just occurred inside the brunette's head. What if she did lose her little good luck charm? Or better yet, what if her good luck charm was turned against her! A grin formed on her face at the thought! Oh this was just too good! Question was, if Kimmie lost her good luck charm, where would it go? It should go to someone who was more deserving than her overrated lucksucking ass! Someone who knew how to use it! Someone like, say, a certain cheerleader who rightfully should be the Squad Captain?
It was a perfect plan! It was the simple thing to do! Hell, it was the only thing to do! But there was one problem! Stoppable won't just leave Kim. His head is so far up the lucksucker's ass that it was impossible to tell where she ended and he began! She couldn't just convince her to dump him, either! After years of telling her how useless and pathetic he was, if she hadn't convinced her to drop him then, there was no well in hell she could change her opinion on him. But then again, it did not necessarily mean that she couldn't change his opinion of her! Now that she thought about it, this was an even better scenario! How embarrassing would it be for her to be dropped by Ron Stoppable of all people! Forget her popularity being shot Kim Possible's popularity would be vaporized when it was all over! Talk about humiliation nation. What sucked now was that she would have to be super nice to him… "Hey… Stoppable?"
"Look, it's too hot to deal with your crap, okay! You hate me and I hate you, so let's just keep our mouths close until it at least cools down a bit so we can just go on with our lives and forget that this whole thing ever happened." Ron replied as he unscrewed the cap on his water bottle. He was getting sick and tired of Bonnie and she was probably looking for another insult for him. Thanks, but no thanks.
Bonnie sighed as she took a quick peek to see the person who was behind her. From what she saw from his body language, he was in no way, shape, or form in a good mood. Just when she had a good plan which involved him, she just had to piss him off! Now she really had to sweet-talk her way onto his good side, if she wanted to have a chance of this working. Maybe an actual conversation instead of one with insults would do the trick. "Ice cream…"
'What does she want now?' Ron sighed. He tried being civil with her, even with the insults. But as far as he was concerned, Bonnie Rockwaller was one crazy-ass bitch in serious need of a reality check.
"What's your favorite kind of Ice Cream?" She asked again, but he still didn't respond. 'I am trying to be nice and civil, you idiot!' Maybe she should start first. "My favorite is Rock Road. My mom used to buy me a full tub of it when I was a little girl!" She delightfully said in nostalgia. Hopefully he'll bite this time.
"What did she want now?" Ron rolled his eyes as he just reminded to himself not to pay her attention. After all, if he didn't acknowledge her maybe she'd shut up and perhaps she'd leave and let him be alone and finally give him some peace.
No dice. Frustration was beginning to show on her face as it took everything within her from lashing out at the outcast blonde. "You mean to tell me that you never had ice cream before? Not even a scoop?"
'She doesn't know when to quit, does she?' Ron figured it was best to humor her. At least she stopped insulting him, but that didn't mean that she wouldn't start again just as fast. "I happen to like all 31 flavors equally!" He said.
"You mean to tell me that you don't have a particular one that you favor?"
"I don't discriminate!" Ron replied, but couldn't help but add in this comment, "Unlike some people…"
'At least he's talking to me again…' Bonnie mused as she continued. "Seen any good movies lately?"
"Haven't been to the theatre much." Ron admitted. "I've been basically spending time at home doing other things…"
"Other things? Please tell."
"Well…" Ron slightly blushed, "I don't mean to brag, but let's just say that Chez Ron might be makin' a comeback." He mentally slapped himself. Why the hell did he just tell her that? Knowing her, she would do whatever she could for it to blow up in his face.
"Well, I'll be looking forward to it."
Ron rolled his eyes. There she was again, putting him down, putting his ideas down, doing whatever to make him feel insignificant! "Look, why don't you just try it first instead of-" Ron blinked, actually paying attention to what she had just exactly said than assuming what she said. Was that actually a complement? "Wait… did I hear what you just-"
"Yep!" Bonnie nodded. She decided it was best to at least be supportive if she was to earn his trust. She was starting to realize that, after you take away his outcast status, he wasn't that bad of a person to talk to. At least he apparently cared about actually talking to her other than oogling at her body like the jocks. That was a nice change of pace. Hopefully he'd at least be more open minded, particularly to what she wanted to discuss, let alone if she wanted her plan to work. "So how's Kim doing with Josh?" She asked as she saw the blonde tense up. Looks like he's pretty sensitive about that…
"Getting annoyed with the whole thing…" Ron responded, bitterness evident in his voice.
"What's the matter Stoppable? Jealous?" Bonnie taunted, interested in how he'll respond.
"Like hell I am! I could care less about who she dates!" Was Bonnie deliberately trying to piss him off? Otherwise, why would she be asking him? Probably to rub it in that he's being 'replaced.' "It's Kim's life, she can date whoever the hell she wants!"
"But you're her friend? Aren't you supposed to, y'know, look out for her?" Bonnie asked. It was obvious Stoppable was hiding his jealousy! He probably could fool those other losers he hangs around with, but he couldn't fool someone of her caliber! "Are you sure you're not jealous? You look to be as green as the grass right now!"
"Look, I'm not jealous!" Ron snapped as he crossed his arms. "I'm just sick and tired of hearing her talk about how 'dreamy' Josh is and how much she wants to go out with him! 'Oh isn't Josh the dreamiest? Isn't he so cute! And he's so sensitive! I'm in love, Ron! I'm in love!' God! I'm like 'If you like him so much, then how about you…well… FUCKING ASK HIM OUT ALREADY?' 'But what if he turns me down?' 'Then he's not the right one for you obviously!' I mean it's so frustrating! If it'll work out then it'll work out! And if the guy doesn't like you for your personality and who you are, than he sure as hell isn't and shouldn't be worth it! But seriously, Kim needs to make up her damn mind! If she wants to go out with him, then make the freakin' move already before someone else beats her to it!"
"Hmm…" Bonnie thought to herself, taking in all the new information she had just heard. So Kim was indecisive of asking Josh out. However, if what the froob said was true, then perhaps she could have a chance of really fucking with that lucksucker. "Be honest, would you be angry if I ask Josh out to the Spirit Dance?"
"Hey, be my guest!" Ron extended out an arm in acceptance. "As far as I'm concerned, I'm actually hoping that someone asks him out first!" He scoffed, "Maybe then she wouldn't be so freaking wishy-washy all the time." Kim said that she wanted to go out with Josh, yet she doesn't want to make a move, and he was getting sick and tired of hearing about it! As far as he was concerned, it was put up or shut up and if Kim loses out and Josh ends up going with Bonnie to the Spirit Dance or something similar, then it was her own fault!
An amused smile formed on her face. Her own sidekick was getting frustrated with her. This was so rich, turning Stoppable against her was going to be much easier than she thought! And, maybe it was the heat affecting her judgment, but he does seem to be a lot brighter and more competent than usual! Maybe he was this way when he was stressed out or frustrated? Or maybe he was just well rested? He always did sleep in class! But she wondered why he didn't show this side at school, at practice, or at anywhere else? Maybe she needed to make him show that side more often. But she couldn't just taunt him. She's been doing that for years and the closest to a negative reaction she got from him was a glare. Her thoughts were interrupted as she felt a bottle tap her left forearm. "What?"
"I figured you're probably thirsty from the heat and I had another with me so here you go!" Ron simply said as he went back to his already-opened water bottle. There, he did his good deed for the day and hopefully he could relax in peace. Or at least try too, as the heat wasn't very forgiving either.
She should think him, despite who he was. But for some reason, Bonnie didn't! Besides, she had better things to think about, like how else could she use his frustrations to her own advantage and against a certain redheaded thorn in her backside! As she opened the bottle she stopped. She knew that it was rude, but she just had to ask. "You wouldn't happen to have added a little something in there, would you?"
Ron rolled his eyes. She was starting to get on his last nerve. "What reason would I have to do something like that?" It was one thing to make fun of his status, but it was another to falsely accuse him of doing something, let alone something as heinous as that!
"No reason… except that you're probably so desperate to get a date that you'd actually drug her!" Bonnie reminded. "And I, being the sweet trusting little girl that I am, would drink this bottle and then I wake up to find myself in someone else's bed, naked, without any idea what's going on and what happened."
Ron scoffed, "Please, for one. I'm not that desperate! And two, if I was to drug someone wouldn't I go for someone much hotter?" He asked as he could sense a bit of anger coming from behind. Apparently he hit a nerve.
"Let me guess: The Lucksucking loser's hotter than me?" Bonnie asked, a strong sense of anger in her voice.
"I never said that!"
"You implied it!"
"No, I just said that I'd go for someone much hotter!" Ron explained. "You just assumed that I'd say Kim! That's your first problem: You assumed. And when you assume you end up making an ass out of you and me! You may think that you're the hottest, but that's just one opinion!"
"One half of the school's opinion!" Bonnie replied as Ron continued.
"What about the other half? For all we know they could think Tara's hotter than you. They could think Monique's hotter than you! They could think Zita's hotter than you! It's all in the perspective. And I happen to know personally that half the school thinks of you as a bitch they pray that'll get what she's due! And I'm not talking about on top!"
"Then you and everyone else must be crazy if they think that there's actually someone who's hotter than me! Hmph!"
"That's your problem…" Ron finished his water bottle. "I have more important things to worry about!"
Bonnie scoffed, "Like what?"
"Like my plans after high school. I'm actually thinking about my future."
"Right, as if you can…" She shook her head, deciding not to finish that. It was just too easy. "You see? This is one of the reasons why you're such a total loser! You have someone here who, god knows why, is talking to you and not only do you not care, but it appears that you rather just sit quietly! You hardly have any social life, Stoppable!"
"Like I said, I don't discriminate. And if I don't talk to them, it's because I know that if I do it's not going to end well. I'm surprise we're still even talking! Maybe if you were a bit nicer your life would be so much easier!"
"Don't give me that pacifist crap! Nice people get trampled if not destroyed! Face it Stoppable, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there and there isn't any room for little poodles!"
"Do people in that world get huge chips on their shoulders, too?" Ron asked as he heard a growl from the girl. "I'll take that as a yes!"
"Look, just don't talk to me!" She crossed her arms. She tried to be nice and civil towards him, but all he's doing is just annoying her now! So as far as she was concerned, screw it!
"Works for me!" Ron shrugged as he leaned back. At least it would rid him one problem for today.
This was not good. Not good at all for the blue-eyed brunette. Her plan so far was failing, miserably! After that "small" argument with Stoppable, not only was she back at square one, she basically took another step backwards. If she were to convince him to join her side and ditch Kim, then she would have to work harder. "You know that being nice has gotten you nowhere, while when you've done otherwise you'd at least amounted to something!" She informed him.
"What do you want now, Rockwaller…" In all serious, heat be damned, he was ready to stand up and walk home to his AC-cool house due to this girl. Just what was she planning now.
"I just want you to answer a question for me, and be honest: Did you ever felt like you were worth something when you were like Miss Goody-Two-Shoes, or when you were…not so much of a nice guy?"
"I don't know where you're getting at Darth Bon-Bon, but with Kim she at least treats me with respect!" Ron replied. "Unlike most people I know!"
"Hmm…" Bonnie closed her eyes as she began to count down with a finger. "Let's see… She locks you in the closet during the Spirit Dance last year. She lies to you about Halloween – and before you ask, I have my sources…"
'More like an obsession…' Ron shook his head. It was like Bonnie couldn't live unless she knew about Kim Possible's screw-ups. The woman was obsessed!
"What else… You had that job at Bueno Nacho and you were doing so well… as much as I refused to admit it, but you threw it all away and why? That's right, Kim! That's really showing some respect there! You two must have a real give-take relationship: You give, and she takes! And you sure did manage to learn about the art of backstabbing from Kim. I mean, let's not forget about the article, and how you left Kim to help Prince Wally… not that I'd blame you. Oh, and let's not forget the talent show when you signed her up for it! I had to wonder if you secretly wanted me to beat her and, from what I've just heard from you, I figured right!"
"No, I did it because I thought Kim was the only one who could shut that mouth of yours."
"Please, she couldn't even hit the high note during the Christmas play years ago and you thought that she could beat me?" Bonnie couldn't help but laugh. Stoppable thought that she could lose to Kim at the talent show knowing her handicap? That was like saying that William Hung was a better singer than Ricky Martin.
"I wasn't even there! I'm Jewish, so sue me!" Ron threw his hands up. "But Kim did hit the high note and she did beat you for 2nd…And I won 1st but that's not the issue."
"I still can't believe that you of all people actually won! You screwed me, and ruined the Rockwaller Family tradition! And you weren't supposed to be in there anyway!" Bonnie wanted to strangle him right now in remembering that tragedy. But she remembered: Stoppable was on the other side of the tree.
"I was a last-minute entry! I didn't even try to win, just stalling for some time for Kim to arrive and get ready!"
"That just makes it worse…" Bonnie crossed her arms as she fumed. "How could I get third place!"
"Well for starts, maybe you'd probably get 2nd or even 1st if you'd actually dressed better!" Ron informed.
"What?" It was as if the dork just relieved himself in the fountain of holy water at the church as Bonnie couldn't believe what she was hearing. Ron Stoppable, Mr. "I'm proud to buy my clothes from Smarty Mart," was insulting the way she dressed?
"You had it goin' on, Bon-Bon, but that Swan Dress killed it for ya! When you start taking fashion tips from Bjork, you deserve to lose!"
"ANYWAY…" "There's also when you had that money which you, not surprisingly, manage to lose. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you actually do better when you're not around Kim Possible!"
"What?"
"Just think about it! When was the last time you ever had any success from being with Kim Possible?"
"Lots of times…" Ron replied. What was this girl thinking? To think that he couldn't do anything because of his best friend, and she called him desperate?
"Okay then, name one!" Bonnie challenged.
"Fine then, there's the time when…er… well…" Ron scratched his head. "It just happened not to long ago…"
"I'm waiting." A smirk formed on the brunette's face as she could hear the blonde squirm, just to come up with an answer.
"Look, I'm thinking…" Ron snapped as he tried to remember his most recent success from being with Kim. "Well, Kim took me to that O'Boyz concert, for one. Another was that…umm…well…"
"Let me make it easier for you: What has Kim done for you lately?"
"What she's done for me lately? That's easy, she's… well…" Ron tried to think back to how things were going with Kim, in hopes for an answer to Bonnie's question. So far, he couldn't think of any answers, as it's been basically same old same old: They hung out, go stop some bad guys, and hung out some more. Nothing out of the ordinary…well, for them at least.
"What's the matter Stoppable? Can't think of anything?" Her smug look on her face was still there.
"Not yet! But that doesn't mean anything!"
"The reason why that you can't think of anything that she's done for you lately is because she hasn't done anything for you lately! Some friend she is, huh?"
"Since when is friendship supposed to be about what one person can do for the other? I thought people were friends with others because they liked being around them and they like each other's personality."
Bonnie scoffed, "Please, that's just an excuse weak people come up with. Everyone in their right mind knows that a friendship is basically a relationship in which people can get something from being friends with others. That is why nobody cares about you. Everyone knows that they can't get anything from being friends with you. And I'll admit that I don't have a very appealing personality. According to you, I shouldn't have that many friends, let alone admirers. If that was the case, then why am I one of the most popular people in school? Oh, and I'm not the only one who believes this. Your 'good friend' Kim does, as well. Your whole friendship's been nothing but an agreement. Don't believe me, then why did she break something that, if I heard correctly, was tradition not only with last years' Spirit Dance, but at Halloween as well. She could've stuck with tradition and went with you, but she decided to go with Josh and not only that, but didn't she lie to you about one of those things? I guess when push comes to shove she usually goes with her popularity, image, and the food chain, as friendship and history obviously doesn't mean shit to her. And she isn't exactly he most fair person in the world either."
'Oh god what now?' Ron placed a hand on his forehead, shaking his head disapprovingly as Bonnie continued her desperate attempt to demean his friendship with Kim.
"Not only is your friendship with Kim's basically a beneficial relationship, but it's definitely not a 50-50 one. More like a 90-10 in her favor. Take Tara and me for instance. Tara and I are basically opposites and yet we all received the equal benefits for us being around each other. Tara's there for me when I need her and she basically keeps me from being too much of a bitch. And Tara's pretty high on the food chain and she's a better dresser. Not like your friendship with Kim. Otherwise, why would she be on the top and you on the bottom instead of you both being on top? I mean, sure she may defend you, but are you sure she does so without her being around? Are you sure she doesn't do so for the glory?" He had to be really thinking about this, with all the facts being clearly pointed out to him. If Stoppable still didn't believe her, or at least reconsider it, then he was either much dumber or more desperate than she thought. "In exchange of being that little lucksucker's sidekick, you at least would have a friend! You're so caught up under Kim's thumb that you don't even realize this!"
Ron scoffed, "Like you're any better! You basically don't even give me the time of day, unless it's to rip on me and make me feel worthless!"
"You just make it so easy for me. I mean, yeah I insult you and make fun of you. But at least I'm honest, while Kim can't even tell you that she'd rather go to a party than be anywhere with you! And don't say that she'd probably was trying to be nice, because in my opinion it's even worse when someone doesn't have the respect to be honest with you."
As much as he didn't even want to give Bonnie the satisfaction of being marginally right, Ron had to admit that it was a bit messed up now that he thought about it. Forget it being a tradition, why did she have to use her parents as a cover? If she would' had just said that she wanted to go to that damned party Josh was at, at least he would've understood. She was basically talking about him 24-7. Maybe Bonnie did have a point about Kim… "Okay I admit, you have a point, but Kim and I've been friends since-."
"Like that matters! Things change so much these days that not even things that had the longest history survives. Take Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney for example: They've been friends for a long time and McCartney was basically Jacko's mentor. But soon, Jacko bought the rights to the Beetles' songs that were held up in an auction and basically stabbed McCartney in the back, and selling the song 'Revolution' to Nike was the final nail in the coffin. You see, even the longest friendships could be shattered within an instant by a person's greed and ambition." She noticed Ron's skeptical look on his face as she sighed. "Fine, I'll tell you what: I'll show you what a true friend is, and if I prove myself right at being much better than Kim was, then you have to leave the squad and the Mad Dog gets put to sleep, for good!"
"What?" Ron blinked in shock. He knew that Bonnie didn't like his Mad Dog routine, but it wasn't that bad.
"You heard me!" Bonnie glared. That Mad Dog routine was so gross and annoying that she thought that it'd be too gross for even Stoppable, and that was saying something about a guy who basically stuffed his face with his food whole. With this plan, it'd be killing two birds with one stone. Stoppable would end up being her good luck charm and he wouldn't do that disgusting Mad Dog routine anymore, no matter how many idiots at the school were stupid enough to like it!
"Okay, but what if I win?" Ron asked. He believed that he shouldn't be the only one with something big on the line! She should be able to put something up for grabs.
"I'm putting up my reputation just by even talking to you of all people! Don't you think that's enough?"
"That's why you'll never pull it off anyway, Bonnie!" Ron explained. "I mean you talk about how friendship's are 50/50, so you have to put something on the line as well. Like…" A dark smile formed on his face. "If I win, you'll have to be super nice to Kim!"
"WHAT!" Bonnie snapped as her rage took over, leading her to rush over to the other side of the tree just to glare at the fool for his ridiculous suggestion. "You actually think for once second that-"
"It's only fair…"
"I'm going to kiss-"
"You don't want to look like a hypocrite, right Bon-Bon?"
"Kim's ass like…" She growled. "I hate you Stoppable…"
"I love you too, Bon-Bon…" Ron smiled at her, which caused another glare from the Brunette cheerleader.
"One, you are not to call me that in public! Two, if you're going to be hanging out with me then you seriously have some work to do!" She informed. It was settled. Ron Stoppable would be putting the Mad Dog on the line, as Bonnie Rockwaller would have to swallow her pride and suck up to Kim if she lost. But then again, maybe Stoppable wouldn't be that bad of a guy to be around with. Perhaps he could actually be the diamond in the ruff. Then again, maybe not… Nevertheless, for the sake of her plan, she was going to have to be a lot nicer than she is now to him, whether she liked it or not. Besides, there was the greatest benefit of it all: When it was all over, Kim Possible would be revealed as the lucksucking loser she always was since middle school.
That was the first chapter of this story. Looks like our favorite teen bitch is looking to use everyone's favorite sidekick for her own personal agenda. Question is, will it work, will there be snags in the plan, or is there someone or something working against her?