Well I'm back with another little dialogue fic! This time it's Norrington and Jack, exploring the wonderous world of fanfiction and fanart! I just got a kick about thinking of the contrasting reactions these two would have and had to write a fic about it. A little disclaimer: I myself am a Jack/Sea shipper, and I guess a Norrington/no-one-in-particular shipper, bless his heart, but I hope I don't offend any Sparrington, Speckett, Beckington, Turrington, Sperner, Sparrowstrap or what have you shippers. This is just my take on what Jack and Norrington would think of it, but pair up whoever you want. More power to ya!

If you want a specific time this is taking place, I suppose it could be when Norrington is on the Pearl during DMC, but it dosen't really have to be. Obviously there's a little suspension of disbelief invloved as Jack has a computer, but if that bugs you "Just repeat to yourself it's just a fic, I should really just relax." If anyone knows was show that was paraphrased from, I will love you and praise you and tell everyone how cool you are in the next chapter if people actually like this and I make another.

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And so we join Jack Sparrow and James Norrington in the captain's cabin of the Black Pearl with Jack's shiny new laptop

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"Good God Sparrow, where did you steal that from?"

"I'll have you know that I came across by almost entirely honest means. Besides, what are you doing in my cabin?"

"You told me to come in here."

"Right. I knew that. You wouldn't happen to remember why, would you?"

(sigh)

"No matter. You can help me with my new toy."

"What do you intend to do with it?"

"Why, to lap from the unfathomably deep fountain of knowledge that is the internet of course."

"Of course."

"By the way, I'd prefer it if you made your eye rolls slightly more discreet."

"I'll work on that."

"Well then, what shall we expand our mental horizons on by looking up first?"

"How about finding a way of getting me off your Godforsaken shi-"

"Look up ourselves? Brilliant idea mate!"

"But I didn't-"

"Sparrow and Norrington. Hmm...that's interesting."

"What is?"

"All the results have our names combined. Sparrington. Ooo I found a story! 'Contains slash' What do you suppose that means?"

"No idea. Perhaps sword fighting?"

"Let me see...hhhrrrppphhh!"

"What?"

(snicker)

"What is it?"

"Well, there's sword fighting mate, but I don't think it's the kind you had in mind. Have a look!"

"What the- Oh good Lord! EXIT!"

"Alright, alright. Oh, here's a website with drawings! "

"Sparrow..."

"Let's see if they managed to capture my essence."

"I warning you Sparrow..."

(SNORT)

(sigh) "Do I even want to look?"

"Probably not, but you will anyway."

"OH DEAR GOD!"

"Least they got my good side. All of it."

"Hurrmmpphh errr mmeeerrff"

"I can't hear a bloody word you say when you put your head in hands like that."

"I said, 'As if I hadn't been humiliated enough already!' Could this possibly get any worse?"

"You know that story?"

"Yes..."

"It wasn't the only one."

"Oh for the love of- I think I might be sick."

"Humph! They always make me such a tease..."

Spotton...Gibbrow...Tarty...woo-boy I think I'm going off on a tangent now. Anyway, let me know what you thought and if you'd like Jack and James to have some more chats!