God Dammit, I don't own FB, Takaya does! TAKAYA DOES! TAKAYA DOES! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! DON'T SUE ME!

Achem, the summary. Akito makes a deal with Tohru, she can stay with the Sohmas but only if she marries one of the zodiac. Will she choose Kyo, Yuki, Momiji, or Haru? Oh and she has to choose before a month passes or Akito will kick her out!

And I know what you're all going to do; check my profile to see what pairings I like. Hehe, but I HAVE FOILED YOU! I HAVE NO FB PAIRINGS ON MY PROFILE! So, yes, I like all of the possible FB pairings in this story but you won't know till the end…

Ready…? BEGIN!

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Day 0: Akito's Challenge

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Tohru stood outside the main house. Akito had called her and she had a foreboding feeling about what would happen. After what had happened at the summerhouse, she feared what would happen with Akito. But still, she knew that she couldn't disobey Akito and she marched inside.

"Ah, miss Honda," said a main bowing. "I will show you to master Akito's room."

Tohru merely nodded. Her throat felt so clamped, she couldn't speak out of fear. She clutched her hands together as she followed the maid.

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Akito slumped against a pillow, moving his finger back and forth across the table. He knew that Tohru wouldn't be able to complete this challenge. But still, he would toy with her mind before he kicked her out. Hatori merely slumped against the opposite wall. He didn't like how mean Akito had been to Tohru, but what choice did he have?

The maid entered the room, followed by Tohru who bowed. "Excellent," said Akito, moving his hand to the side, excusing the maid from the room. The maid didn't hesitate for one second, preferring to escape from Akito as soon as she could.

"Tohru, I truly must apologize for how I acted at the summer house recently," said Akito who was attempting to not taunt Tohru. "Truly, I don't know how I could be so mean to a kind girl like you. However, the Sohma family is a proud family and you must understand how I find it insulting how a normal girl like you can live in one of our houses and not have to do anything to earn it."

"I'm sorry," said Tohru bowing again.

"No, no, it is not your fault," said Akito smiling evilly. "After all, you can't help it if you were born into a different family. However, I am willing to offer you a deal to stay."

"A deal?" asked Tohru.

"Yes," said Akito who wasn't even looking at Tohru and was looking at the ceiling. "If you manage to wed one of the zodiac in one month, then I shall let you stay here for the rest of your life."

Tohru's eyes widened in surprise. She was only 17, most girls her age wouldn't think about getting married. But, what choice did she have? "Well, I'll try." She didn't want to anger Akito.

"If you can't get married within a month," said Akito coolly. "Then I shall have no choice but to kick you out."

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"Hehe, this plan is brilliant," said Akito who was now laughing his head off. "There's no way that a girl as ugly as her could get married in a month."

Hatori merely stared.

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"Tohru kun, is something wrong?"

Tohru snapped to reality. "Huh? Oh no, Momiji kun."

Haru, Momiji, Arisa, and Hana had been invited over for dinner. Yuki and Kyo had also noticed that Tohru was absentminded.

This is so strange, thought Tohru. First Akito is telling me to get out of his way and now he wants me to marry someone? What is going on? But Tohru was interrupted by the arrival of Ayame.

"Ah, Tohru Kun," he said in his drama queenish way. "Hatori just told me the news! Come, we must fit your wedding dress!"

The reaction of the four boys and two girls was similar to if a bomb had just been dropped. "What the hell!" shouted Arisa running to Tohru's side.

"Tohru, what is going on?" asked Hana who ran to Tohru's other side.

"Tohru, who is making you do this?" asked Yuki.

"Ayame, you better be telling the truth, cause if you're not, I'm going to kick your ass!" shouted Kyo.

"I love weddings!" shouted Momiji jumping up and down.

"What the hell!" shouted Haru exactly like Arisa.

"Well didn't you know?" asked Shingure smiling. "Tohru will have the honor of marrying one of our humble Sohma members!"

"Why?" shouted Kyo, grabbing the hem of Shingure's robes. "Why does she have to marry when she's 17?"

"Um, Kyo," said Tohru quietly. If she told him it was Akito, he would attack and may get locked away. "It's my grandpa. He may die soon and wants me to be with someone before that happens."

"Exactly!" shouted Ayame. "If you wish, you may come with us to help decide what Tohru will wear on the big day!" He ran outside, pulling Tohru along as well.

The four boys and two girls followed. Damn it, thought Arisa. I feel happy and sorry for Tohru. She better get a good man.

I guess it was inevitable, thought Hana. Tohru is a nice girl; eventually she would get married. But, I didn't think it would be so soon. I better take the part of mother in law and test all suitors.

Meanwhile, the boys had other things on their minds. So Tohru will have to marry one of the Sohmas? Wondered Yuki. I wonder whom she'll choose.

I bet that her grandpa wouldn't do this, thought Kyo. I bet it's someone else. But whom will she choose? I won't let her go without a fight!

Hm, interesting, thought Haru. Hm, will Tohru pick one of the zodiac? All I know is that I wouldn't mind getting married to Tohru.

Yes! A wedding! Thought Momiji. I love both parties and weddings! I wonder what type of cake she'll pick. Hm, Tohru's flowers should be light colors like pink and blue. And she'll need a pretty dress with a lot of ribbons. And a pink ribbon in her hair would look nice.

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"Hm, let's see," said Ayame who was measuring Tohru. "We could have this dress done soon."

"Um, Ayame," said Tohru. "My grandpa might change his mind and choose to have me not marry."

"Well, what if he doesn't?" asked Ayame. "Hehe, we'll need to be ready in case!"

Tohru smiled a little. At least Ayame thought she could do this within a month. But Tohru was having her doubts. And she didn't want to leave the Sohmas either, especially since she wanted to break the curse. And she couldn't leave until it was broken.

"Hm, what should she wear?" asked Mine, holding different fabrics up against Tohru. She waited for a few minutes and then turned towards the boys. "Well?"

Most of the boys, excluding Momiji, looked as if they were rather be anywhere but here. "Well what?" asked Kyo who simply wanted to break the extremely awkward silence.

"What should she wear?" asked Mine.

"How should we know?" asked Haru, who looked red in the face to simply be in the store. "We're guys."

"Well, can you at least tell us what would look good on her?" asked Mine. "After all, she does want her wedding to be good."

There was another silence and finally Yuki spoke first. "Um, a dress with a few ribbons and a long, flowing skirt? Maybe even a little lace? It should be elegant and a little fancy."

Kyo spoke next. "Um, sleeveless with only a few ribbons? And possibly long gloves and several skirts? Something cool, but still elegant."

Haru spoke next. "Have it strapless and revealing her back. Have the top half tight and the skirt a little loose and reveling some of her legs. It should be sexy so the groom knows what he's getting."

"Lots of lace and ribbons!" shouted Momiji. "Have lots of flowers woven in as well! It should be cute and feminine, like Tohru."

After Momiji, the room was silent for a bit. Then Kyo spoke to Haru. "You want it to be sexy? Do you want poor Tohru walking out like a sex symbol?"

"Well, you want the dress to be cool?" asked Yuki looking disgusted. "It's a wedding, she should be fancy and elegant! It's not casual!"

"You shouldn't have Tohru be too fancy," said Momiji quietly. "She's so simple, she might feel overwhelmed dressing up so much."

"Well, look at yours," said Haru, who was slightly turning black. "Tohru shouldn't be dressed up like some little girl in a fairy tale!"

"Yes, and an almost light pink color." They turned about. While they had been arguing, Hana and Arisa had taken the liberty of discussing how it should look with Ayame. "And a long veil as well."

"What?" said Kyo angry now. "You go and ask us our opinions and then you go and decide for yourself?"

"Yes," said Arisa. "Besides, we used some of your ideas. It will have a long skirt, strapless, long gloves, and some lace and ribbons."

Tohru smiled. At least Arisa and Hana would help her. But she couldn't tell any of them about how she only had a month to do this. She would have to do this, for the Sohmas as well as her friends.

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Me: Okay, that chapter may have been crappy because it's the first one. But next is pretty much Tohru deciding who is possible with Kagura, Arisa, Hana, and Kisa. And also, this chapter may not have been quite as funny as I intended. Well, this is definitely going to be mostly drama, so I guess humor doesn't matter too much. Well anyway, please review.

Kyo: Who'll be with Tohru?

Me: Hehe, secret.