A REALLY WEIRD STORY

Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice. No matter how much I crave for it. All I own in this story are the name of Kuroushi Shiroinu, the plots, and some locations which I will sign using asterisk (if you don't know what this means, asterisk is )

Chapter 1

The Transfer Student (Damn, what a title)

All right, no time for introduction. I am just too lazy for it. Let's begin.

Hyuuga Natsume has no more emotions except annoyed. Not only he has caught having Kuroushi Shiroinu in the same room, but something even more annoying is the words that just spoken to him by Shiroinu.

All right, let me straight things up a little bit. It is not a date between Natsume and Shiroinu, mainly by three reasons:

First, you will not call it a "Date" if all you do is sitting in a room talking.

Second, you will not call it a "Date" if all you want is to turn the other into something…. Ah, let just say, a human-size charcoal. You get the idea.

Third, You WILL NOT, call it a DATE, if it between two males.

Moreover, within my last word, three more things rose (It is the second form of rise, not the flower) to be straighten up, and man, those things ARE important.

First, Natsume are bay (it is misspelling of by, by the way) NO MEANS GAY. I repeat, NOT A GAY.

Second, the words that are spoken by Shiroinu to Natsume affect the story, so I will not say it. (Damn! Just say that I have no idea what the hell that word gonna be!)

Third, it is about the first thing (The NATSUME-NOT-A-GAY thing) well, Shiroinu is not too, I hope. Moreover, I hope Natsume will not turn that way in the manga.

Enough, just enough, let's get started. This chapter is a feud. Do not follow the story above.

The REAL Chapter 1(Only for this chapter, I swear)

The Transfer Student (This one is real, I promise)

"Weird, where's Mikan? " Ask Imai Hotaru to herself. She has been searching for her best friend, mainly for Oh-my-god reason I don't know, for more than three hours since her disappearance. (Oh, how I hate long words)

Meanwhile (Argh!), at the class B where Natsume etc (End the Continuous…) take some sort of punishment named school lesson, a transfer student are introduced.

Don't know what 'school lesson' here means? To Natsume, whose personality will be revealed later, is the thing that can drive the heck, out from a lazy student, while on the other, bring knowledge (long word, which here means, stuff to give you numbers on the report card) to those who are not.

"Everyone, this is Kuroushi Shiroinu (What a parent to give him this name. You need not to know the meaning)" Introduce Narumi-sensei, a blond teacher whose Alice able to make people faint just by praises, or, what the manga named, Human Pheromone. You don't know what an Alice is? Alice is a special power, which several people have. It could be many things, from godly speed to power over flame. In Gakuen Alice, Alice (the name of the person who has Alice) is trained so they use their Alice fully.

All right, a humorless paragraph. I hate that.

"Uuumm…author? Could I begin to have an actual WORD now?" Ask Shiroinu.

Oh my bad. (This means that I am sorry, not a misspelling of Oh, I AM bad.) All right, do as you want.

"Cool. Now, the first thing you should explain how I look. Could you do that?"

Fine. Shiroinu is as high as Natsume, who is a little higher than Sakura Mikan, the female student whom Imai Hotaru looking, who should be on the same height as Imai Hotaru, whose height to put into centimeters are unknown. Who knows? He has brown hair, black eye…All right. Just imagine a male Mikan. (WARNING: Shiroinu don't wear skirts, and he does NOT look girly. I have to throw away an image of muscular man in skirts from my mind QUICK)

"Cool. Can I speak without italized words?"

Too many requests, man. Hold it off for the first chapter, okay? Sorry. It's my turn to talk again.

Hyuuga Natsume. Where the heck is that guy? Oh there. He's the guy with raven-colored hair whose glare can bring fear even from the hearts of the bravest heroes. Stop glaring! No more gay jokes! Promise! Well, from the first place, Natsume has never like ANYONE. That fact is excluded for Ruka Nogi, the cute boy sitting on Natsume's side. Man, is he CUTE! Okay. Get that rabbit away from me! You know I hate rabbits! Go away!

"Uuumm…Natsume? I don't get what this author saying…"

"Neither do I. Neither do anyone. Neither do himself. So just don't care."

Thanks. Okay. That fact, however, are included to Shiroinu, the transfer student. Natsume has never paid much attention to the class. So do to the lesson. So do to the others. Yet he is smart. I wonder why? Want to know what Natsume thinking about the transfer student? Here it is...

"……………"

Okay. He thinks nothing. So nothing could be seen. Or heard. Or read. Whatever. Yet, that think-nothing-feel-nothing-simply-bored attitude are quickly changed when the blond teacher whom he HATE (AND HATE, and HATE, and HATE! Okay, stop it) explained one silly thing, which followed the other. (Silly things)

"Uuumm… Well, class, Shiroinu-san's Alice is a bit unique…so…he is a special star."

Still no reaction.

"What is your Alice?" Ask a student whose name I don't want to create. He only got this single line anyway.

If Natsume know what will happen next, he would place a pillow under his chair.

"Nullification Alice" Answer Shiroinu.

Now is the time. By the letter 'e' left Shiroinu's mouth, Natsume was so surprised that he, forget that his feet are still on the table, move his head sideways to see the face of Shiroinu directly. Man, he fell. Still don't get the idea? Place your feet on the table in FRONT of you. Not on the BACK. That hurts, and seemingly impossible to do. Then, move your upper half sideways, make sure there are nothing obstructs your way, and feel what happen next. Either you're feeling the cold and hard tile on the floor, or you're feeling embarrassed of your fall, if your face is as hard as steel. In this case, Natsume feel both, yet only care about the transfer student's Alice.

"Nullification? Just like that girl?" Said Natsume as he stand up from his fall and look left and right for the girl he mentioned. Yet he found none but the surprised look of all his classmates, except they don't fell on the floor, as they are not as stupid as he…

"Hey! Author! What the are you saying?"

Nothing. Just that the whole students in the classroom are surprised, except Narumi-sensei. Oh yeah, how forgetful am I, to forget saying this? Natsume has not realized that Mikan is missing, being a think-nothing-feel-nothing-simply-bored boy he is. He felt that at the moment though.

"She isn't here…So is her best friend. So is this class president. Instead of the author, why did they have to go?"

So, Natsume, you want me to go? Fine! I will!

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Wait. If I go, who gonna continue this fanfic? Certainly not Natsume. He makes this fanfic into killing frenzy. Hey! Stay away from me computer!

Well. Let's continue, shall we? Yes, three students are missing from the class, and yet he just realized their disappearance (long words, be gone!) three hours slower than the rest of the class. Well, he is that think-yada-yada-yada boy anyway. Don't worry Natsume; your stupidity will not be revealed much on the later chapter. Just relax, okay?

Anyway, other than this Shiroinu guy bothering everyone with his Alice, this guy also have the exact same personality as Mikan, so when I'm say that just imagine male Mikan (muscular guy in skirts again! AAAAHHH! GO AWAY!) Imagine a male with exact same eye, same hair color (not hairstyle), same height, and same personality.

"It gives me creeps, though" Said Ruka.

Yeah, me too.

Anyway, Shiroinu, with his cheerful personality, not-really-idiotic attitude and great listening ability (not only sit with hands folded) quickly gained friends and the teachers' good side, much to Natsume's dismay. This dismay ness (does such words exist?) just rose up a few levels when he walk to Natsume and ask for name.

"Why should I tell you, …………?"

That's right, I haven't made Natsume-nick to Shiroinu yet. How about…Idiot? That's too harsh. Freak? Or maybe dumbass? Too harsh of a nick. How bout…black cow? (Kuroushi means black cow) Oh yeah! Dumb cow! That's one! Agree, Natsume?

"You're good for one thing or two, I think. Yeah. Agree."

Back on the conversation between Natsume and dumb cow.

"Why should I tell you, you dumb cow?"

"Well, because we're friends? And…"

"And what?"

"Hyuuga Natsume, I ask you for a duel. This day, on the sakura tree. I'll show you how weak you are."

Natsume are scouffled (A word which here means "disgraced to the deepest heart which result absolutely in anger") and accept the challenge. He does not care even if Shiroinu has nullification Alice. Isn't he the most stupid?

"Hey!"

Sorry. Well, I have nothing to say about the class, so let's just skip it, even though Jinno-sensei has a thing or two about my decision…AHHHHHHHH!

"Well, for the readers, what happening here is that the stupid, good-for-once-only author are running away from the teacher whose name I don't care who has thunder Alice and a frog sitting on his shoulder. Well, I should type something interesting here…" Said Natsume explaining the situation while the same time walked closer to the computer, which could bring something inevitable if in the hand of an aw-so-stupid author.

No way in hell, man! Over my dead corpse! Actually, over Ruka's dead corpse. No! Over the whole community's corpses! (He crept closer to me with a burning hand) Alright, let's just go to the fighting scene. I start to run out of ideas.

Imagine the male Mikan (muscular man in skirt again! AAAAHHH) and Natsume stand unmoving, while wind blow Natsume's hair forward while Shiroinu's hair backward. The battle just about to begin.

Suddenly, it happened. Images from Natsume's past appear. When he met a true family. When he burned them. When he seek his lost sister. When he arrived at the academy. When he met Persona. His first mission. Mikan's coming. His kidnapping. His pain when the mask is on his face. It all happened so fast, until it all stops.

A humorless paragraph. I hate it. Anyway, Natsume, after witnessing again his frightening past, fell to his knees, sweat flowing down to his neck. Meanwhile, Shiroinu still stood, yet the smile of amusement seems to annoy Natsume more that he could handle.

Then, another show of images from the past comes back. Where are they from are not on the mind of Natsume, as he screamed to his heart's content, until he collapse, losing his consciousness. At this state, Shiroinu whispered something to Natsume's ear, before he takes leave, leaving the fainted Natsume alone.

"You're weak. You cannot save anyone. Not you, not Ruka, not even Mikan."

Author's Note: Well, never thought this first chap gonna end. This is absolutely the WORST fanfic in history, also the LEAST ORIGINAL of 'em. I copied three very-good-and-humorous authors for my style of writing. Well. Enjoy it. I couldn't though. Next chapter coming soon! I think. I hope.