This is shocking…

Fanfiction about Tetris… kind of scary.

Who writes this stuff, anyway?

Apparently, 32 other people on I guess I'll join their ranks.

And write a fic.

About tetris.

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The children all gather around the Tetris whiz. "Red!" they cheer.

"Red!"

"Red!"

But the red doesn't come. Instead, a purple brick falls… then a blue one.

"Red!"

"Red!"

But the Tetris whiz isn't called a Tetris whiz for nothing. He maneuvers around the long, empty spot, awaiting a red.

The children watch, breathless with excitement, as the points rack up.

"Red!"

"Red!"

A yellow brick falls.

A green brick falls.

They all keep waiting.

"Red!"

"Red!"

Three days later, the Tetris whiz dies of monotony.

The last Tetris brick falls.

It's blue.

NEWS BULLETIN; August 27, 2006: All copies of Tetris program sold in the past month have been recalled. Due to a programming error, no red pieces were added to the game.

How's that for irony?